Flat-earthers tell Kelly, "Go find that curve with your millions or shut up!"
In a shocking turn, flat-earthers have publicly railed against Kelly Slater
Flat-earthers, of course, are conspiracy minded folks who believe, mostly, that the earth is a disc, not a sphere, with the Arctic Circle in the middle and that there’s a 150-foot high wall of ice around the edge, which is guarded by NASA employees, to stop people falling off.
For proof of the theory, watch this.
Maybe this, too.
Crazy!
Kelly Slater, of course, is no stranger to conspiracy theories, believes there’s a “lot of fishy things about” 9/11, that those pretty white plumes of smoke from jet airliners ain’t so pretty, mainstream media lies etc us etc.
But let’s read what the flat-earthers say!
Shut the fuck up or look like a bitch!
Have you ever read such passion or eloquence?
Do you think Kelly Slater should invest in the idea of a flat earth?
Must be a young person thing
Jet fuel can’t melt steamed hams though https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
“This golf ball bouncing on the curved surface of the sledge hammer proves…”
“The myth of gravity…”
Why then, you A-grade fuckknuckle, does the ball keep falling back onto the sledgehammer?
Actually science has yet to prove what gravity is. They know it exists but can’t prove or explain how it works.
Me neither, but I trust it does.
We don’t?you’ve proof of that ?
I found this flat earth debate quite amusing to be honest.
It takes a special kind of contrarian moron to be a flat earther.
Slater got shook, pulled the Banana from the Shyter Design lineup. Won’t bring it back until he and Webber use the board’s natural non GMO fruit influenced rocker to prove the Earth’s curvature. Million’s to be spent on research pushes the Webber wave pool on the back back back burner. In the interim Flat Earthers enjoy Wave Garden because … well it’s pretty much flat.
They launch secret browsers generating millions of views to wsl clips
Have you met the ones that aren’t though? A former friend of mine who ended up a bit worse for wear from years of meth addiction is completely convinced
Get yourself a thesaurus, Kelly! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Gee, the Col. is a Flat Earther? Such venom!
I literally didn’t click on any of the above vids because as soon as i do, my web browser and youtube viewing will be full of recommended conspiracy videos and pop up banners. Im worried even typing those words is gonna set it off…. Now where has my tin foil hat gone..
I’d like to invite all flat earthers to a convention to be held in an air tight stadium in which I can seal the exits and pump it full of Sarin. It’s dickheads like this that are holding the rest of us back.
Thumbs off Kelly losers. He might be a few beers short of a six-pack, but goddammit he’s still our beer✊
What is the horizon if not a blatant display of Earth’s curvature?
wonder if Kelly is going to follow the Colonel and have a spell from social media?
I have to come up with some internet nonsense that a bunch of dumb asses will latch onto and promote as the real truth while I laugh at them.
In middle school I made up a conspiracy theory that the ice cream man was spying on me and that the song he played was actually some kind of radar signal. That got some traction back then, maybe I could dust it off and put it out there.
How about the theory that there is money to be made in the surf industry or WSL viewing figures.
Currently buying shares in K wax as we speak
Yay, an excuse for a Jonathan Richman segue.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Kelly must be bored.
Question for beachgrit: why do so many of the articles have the word “play” written across the picture? None are videos if I’m viewing them correctly. Perhaps it’s my phone that is outdated. Thanks!
Oh it must be terribly confusing! The play button indicates there’s something to be played within the story. I do like the way it looks on the home page so I tend to categorise any story with a YouTube link as a movie thus leading to your confusion when you hit play on the photo. The good news is your telephone is perfect!
Wow. I havent heard the word “telephone” for decades. Bravo!
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