Watch: SUP pilots, goat boaters paddle out on all manner of plastic near G-7 summit in Cornwall, England to protest plastic!

Plastic bad (unless used for paddles etc.)

In an extraordinary moment, one that just may tip the planet to the apocalyptic event it could be steaming toward, a gaggle of SUP pilots, goat boaters, etc. paddled out near Cornwall, England days ago on a never-before-seen amount of plastic in order to protest plastic.

The G-7 Summit, as you well know, is taking place near Cornwall.

The protestors are angry that world leaders are not doing enough to stop plastic production for things other than SUPs, paddles, kayaks, plastic sharks that declare “eat people not plastic” etc.

You can watch here.

More than 1,000 of surfers stage paddle-out protest at G7 Summit

I don’t have much to write about the protest other than SUPs continue to suck in heretofore unimagined ways.

Erik Logan.

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Louis P
Louis P
5 years ago

Puritans. Soon they’ll be burning people at the stake.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

No way
It’s awesome

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

LOL do you really think plastic will disappear if you stop buying stuff from China? Once China becomes more developed the factories will move to the next 3rd world country. Its not a China problem is a world problem.

BrooklynBarrelDodger
BrooklynBarrelDodger
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Yup – has already happened with mass produced clothing moving to South and South East Asia

Nads On Yer Madre
Nads On Yer Madre
5 years ago

A smattering of paltry ‘public nuisance’ arrests was all the dissent we could muster, and this literal raft of twats would have been much better off using a fraction of their number to paddle out in Carbis Bay itself, under the eyes of the G7 themselves to spell out the acronym of (S)AVE (O)UR (F)ISH (T)ERRITORIES – (C)RIMINALISE (O)RGANISED (C)ETACEAN (K)ILLING (S)TAT! Using SUP’S lashed together perhaps.

Funnily enough, i spent the day at home nearby to the G7 events emptying my pods into tissues in prep for some evening bonkies that never materialised. All in all about as useful as this bunch of self-gratifying eco wank-offs then, not to mention the utterly lacklustre outcome of the summit itself.

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
5 years ago

I learned to paddle a bamboo basket boat in a Vietnamese fishing village a few years ago. Spent the summer in it going out to an island about 1km offshore every morning. The feeling was so nice. It was like lightly cohering to the water’s surface rather than barging through or skimming over it. Connected to the sea, immediately responsive to its shape and movement. The boat moved constantly – up and down and from side to side as well as in whichever direction you were going – and although you wouldn’t call its speed high it was super-manoeuvrable – you could turn it on a dime or stop and set it to spin just like that. The oar was attached to the rim of the basket boat in the twist of a rope. To paddle you stood with your hands on the handle of the oar at your belly and the blade in the water almost vertically below the handle, which you moved from side to side in a semicircle as though steering a bicycle through a narrow slalom. The motion became mesmerising and addictive after a while. Yes I can say that. Gee I miss it.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Lucky Al

You can get them at Bunnings
Made in plastic.

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
5 years ago

Oh shit already? I was just daydreaming about mass-producing in plastic with Gerry or Kelly’s signature to fill the lineups and do my bit for surfing, grow the sport. Thought I was going to pioneer something.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Reminds one of Dunkirk!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

(1) more,….ok, just (1) more…..I’m good. Just a little one…..

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Buy Here, Here, and Here.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

I’m China stop!!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Cornwally’s are always good for comic relief…

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Cornball’s…

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
5 years ago

In fact the SUP is the perfect paddle out protest weapon and must be strongly promoted as such. Let them protect the planet while staying the fuck away from my waves

bob
bob
5 years ago

Those that are anti-environmentalism are way more likely to have the most kids, they’re going to win(lose) in the long run.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Good point.
It’s natural selection

Boat Docks
Boat Docks
5 years ago

Nothing a world war couldn’t clean up

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  Boat Docks

Coming soon to a Country near you…..

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
5 years ago

It’s not black and white, goat boats are not single use plastics. I can rub a bar of wax on your window while still being anti waste.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

I appreciate your sense of environmental discipline. Is there a moderation to achieve this enviro application, such as half a bar/full bar?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I’ve always favored key bumps
Way more hygenic.
And enviro whatever

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
5 years ago

How about the extra long pinky nail dip? I was in grade school in S Florida in the late 70’s and there was a quite flamboyant for the tines dude who worked in the library, it had to be explained to us by an upper classmate what the solo long nail was for.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

More proof
Leftys are kooks

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Hey … I’m a goofy

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

So is Gmed

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

surfer/environmentalists = putting the moron in oxymoron.
Pick one, cant be both.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

You’re so old school

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I’m a surfmenatlist!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Words of wisdom!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Centuries of inbreeding to support a narrative of “royalty” has consequences. See above…


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