Itty Fez, swinging for Gold. | Photo: ISA

Breaking: Olympic surfers blamed for “COVID-19 surge” near Chiba!

Japan hit real hard after Games, a three-hundred percent increase in COVID infections… 

The mayor of a pretty little hamlet near Ichinomiya, Chiba, where Brazilian Italo Ferreira and Hawaiian Carissa Moore became surfing’s first gold medal Olympians, has come out swinging after his town experienced a surge in COVID hits after the event. 

Eyes fluttering behind his medical-issue paper mask, city of Isumi Mayor Hiroshi Ota said, “From around the time the event began, the number of people (in the area near the venue) increased, causing infections to spread.”

See, from late July locals began contracting COVID around the city’s Taito beach, next to Ichinomiya’s Tsurigasaki beach. 

And even though COVID protocols meant the event was held without spectators, plenty of locals hung out at Taito to watch. Shops, restaurants and so on were busy as hell. 

It ain’t a fanciful take. 

The whole country got hit pretty hard after the Games, a three hundred percent increase in COVID infections, up from four k a day to 12, although the Minister for the Tokyo Olympic and Paralympic Games Tamayo Marukawa spat on that fire saying, “I don’t think the Olympics caused infections to spread… When someone tested positive, they were transported to treatment facilities and other institutions. People they had close contact with were swiftly identified and quarantined.”

Surfers, the worst etc. 

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Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Right now we are staying weak. For weeks.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

You Australians are sick in the head.
https://www.theblaze.com/ne…

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Oh the outrage! I wouldn’t have pegged you for a vegan Otto, bless.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

I wouldn’t have pegged you for a dog eater.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

mmm, I could do with a good pegging, thanks babe.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

No heart at all.
Cowardland.

Nick Rhodes
Nick Rhodes
5 years ago
Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
5 years ago

That’s a hell of a picture. I can’t even comprehend how you comprehend doing a turn on that.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

I only care what happened to sluts of Roppongi. Anyone who visited Chiba, and didn’t party in Roppongi at least one night, can’t be trusted.

bob
bob
5 years ago

Must be getting some good numbers with the covid stories, actively trolling the simple minded, who in turn troll everyone else. It’s a vicious/viscous circle of stupidity.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  bob
Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

Trumpists insulting everyone they see and wonder how they lost the election in a landslide. No one voted for Biden. They voted against this shit.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

do you think it was a case of which turd would you rather step in?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Yes

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

David Frost over here.

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

100%.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

1000%?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

👍

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

What a hot take from twumpy, about 5 years too late though. How much of what he’s touched has turned to shit? I’m gonna say most all of it. He really should have read the room and just switched over to stand up after leaving the orange house.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

He could be back in very soon.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

God knows the news needs some more comic relief than of late. “Numbers numbers, lockdowns, vaccines, hotspots” repeat. It was better when people were talking about triggering events such as grabbing pusswah.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

So triggering.
Such a legend!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

You prefer Elo talk?
I like the straight shooting.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

I’d rather never hear from either of them two cumstains ever again.

M.
M.
5 years ago

What’s up with you lot always ragging against big tech one minute and then posting YouTube videos the next?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  M.

Cause its a great clip!!

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
5 years ago

if you hadn’t told me who won gold in the first paragraph, Dez, I wouldn’t have remembered.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Hahaha very true
Heck, when they started talking about this ‘delta’ variant coming out of India many months ago I actually firstly thought it was to do with the actual Ganges river delta between India and Bangladesh where half the world’s shittiest diseases have always had a stronghold.
A couple of days later I realised it was just another catchphrase for more govt lies…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Rage Against The Vaccine!!

LHS
LHS
5 years ago

Of all the drugs i’ve taken because of peer pressure, this vaccine was the least fun.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Ur prob more likely to get chlamydia from your cows

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Would you prefer to catch covid or wear one of these shirts as seen in BG native ads? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Gimme tha Rona

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Looks like my shirt did after a trip to Bunnings today.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I was gonna say this is actually how I imagine you dress

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Dream on it

toaster redux
toaster redux
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

With knee length denim shorts and everlast slides

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

So comfy!!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

crocs

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Hahahahahah

Will Hot Stuff ever recover

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

My leisure wear
Tre Chic? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Hahaha
Fuck mate, I’d rather catch CoViD than a bloody wave at the moment
Have wanted to for the last 18 months
And am actually rather pissed off my pathetic NZ govt hasn’t given me the chance to catch it, like I’ve caught every other bloody worldwide ‘flu ish’ derivative (which has kept me healthily in balance) every year since I started traveling around the world for waves in the 80’s, without spending a fortune on continual quarantines etc.
Fuckin’ PISSED off…

20 mule team
20 mule team
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

You’ll be disappointed. It doesn’t pack much of a punch. Most people have to get tested just to know they have it.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Rather staple me willy to me forehead

I’ve got a small willy

It’ll hurt me back

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

ain’t no surfads dats fer sure.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Contributing to your own pay I see, no adblocker = higher rates?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Pissed off they didn’t have your size?

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Haha, we’ve all committed some fashion faux-pas in our time, have we not? I imagine you have some Hawaiian shirts ready for the boogaloo?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

I’ve worn some silly shit in my time. Admit it.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Glad it’s not just me. Must be site related.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

the plunging neck line on the left is very Reilly.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Gimme the rus. wouldn’t be caught dead in that Chad wear!


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