Incels, keeping Instagram safe and welcoming.
Hell hath no fury like an Incel scorned, a maxim proved true last month after the surf-stars-turned-adult-entertainers Ellie-Jean Coffey and her sister Holly-Daze had their wildly successful Instagram accounts, both with over one-million followers, removed from the platform after a series of apparently coordinated and, likely, vexatious, complaints.
(The sadness of fans linked, I think, to grave disappointment, for reality is always a shock after fantasy, and not actual fraud.)
It’s been a year since the former world number twenty-five surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey took to Instagram to announce her ten-dollars-a-month subscriber-only website that promised “uncensored content, private chat and more.”
Some fans were disappointed when the ten dollars a month (US) only cracked the door to a banner asking for much larger sums, $65, $85 for the holy grail of “fingering pussy”, “taking panties off” and so on.
A Reddit thread on the topic revealed a community of disappointed men.
One wrote, “She just sent me a post saying she’s using her vibrator on her pussy, and charging $150 for it. Lmao what the fuck does this girl think she can get away with?!”
The Redditors created an encrypted chat room on Discord to share explicit content bought from the site.
A socialist experiment where capital is pooled and the harvest shared.
At the time, the group’s latest crowd fund was to buy a $120 video that promised, “PUSSY FUCKED. My bare pussy getting penetrated by DICK for my birthday. UNCENSORED and NSFW XXX action for over 5 mins.”
Like all socialist experiments, heavy with good intention but operating at odds with basic human nature, the chat room descended into brutal internecine fighting before reuniting in a bid to have EJ removed from Instagram.
“Haha yep, we did it lads,” wrote one. “All those reports of scam/fraud actually worked on both Holly and Ellie. Serves them right.”
When it was discovered she’d created another account, reports were quickly forward to Instagram.
“Well that wasn’t hard,” wrote one Redditor with a screen shot of a thank you from Instagram for his diligent reporting.
Meanwhile, on the Discord, videos continue to be shared and examined in forensic detail for flaws.
About an explicit short film of a tanned ass raised, and with a two-headed dildo poised at the nexus of reproduction and waste, one writes, “Yeah and how would you know it went in? Can’t see anything, looks like it’s rubbed outside if anything.”
Another screen grabs the moment of glory where one head has disappeared, “Looks in to me.”
“Fair enough I’ll copy that. Still a shit vid where you see fuck all.”
Difficult to please etc.
Holly-Daze, meanwhile, has kicked live her back-up account on Instagram, which is already at 50k followers.