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Dirty Water: The Ultimate Surfer’s breakout star Malia Ward on her decade-long feud with Tia Blanco, getting rich on crypto and the seven-year anniversary of putting Gabriel Medina to the sword at Lowers!

Whispered conversations, impish bursts of laughter and mysteriously indignant 'Oh's'!

Today’s guest on Dirty Water is Malia Ward, the breakout star of ABC’s The Ultimate Surfer, a serious investor in cryptocurrency and the daughter of the courageous, yet deeply flawed, pro surfer Chris Ward. 

In this episode, and amid the crackle and pop of the flawed audio, you’ll hear from a smart gal straight outta university, degree in comms, who once appeared in a high-voltage swimsuit shoot with her mammy and lived in a five-storey house at Del Mar with its own private beach and who travels, still, in limousines and private jets. 

Seven years ago, Malia put the newly crowned world champion surfer Gabriel Medina to the sword at Lowers.

She is someone whom you’d agree to have dinner with even if you weren’t hungry and whose angelic face is framed with silky yellow curls caught in a spot of moon glow. 

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She was described by BeachGrit’s TV critic Jen See as “savage”.

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Chadbrochills4

Listening to her try to explain cryptocurrency is laughable. She knows a crypto savant, guys!! Please. “I’m not a total expert, but I have a good hunch…” LOL ok.

surfmom

Your self importance is weird. The only comments I ever see of yours are constantly moaning about how everyone else is so dumb, retarded, or whatever… Do you really believe yourself to be vastly smarter than virtually everyone else that comments here? Seriously?

Hot stuff

There’s a gang of about 5 of them.
Its very cool when they blow a fuse.

ValiantScorn

My housekeeper probably has a bigger portfolio than you.

Travis Edgar

Can I still.love lesbian cunts (asking for a cock)

mine.mine.mine

great flick… they don’t make em like that anymore

Tomas' silky smooth arms

One thing that’s cool about American’s is they will give people like Malia a chance as an entrepreneur. In Australia she’d be shut down and laughed at that fucken quickly.

Barrelled

Coffey?

Tomas' silky smooth arms

You’re right. An exception it seems. We need more Coffey’s.

AI (for ever) .

I was going too listen and than thought, fuck I only live once why waste my time having ppl sell me shit I don’t need or want?

The Bitchy Crab

Who’s the rich kid and what’s an FT? Sorry, bleary day here.

AI (for ever) .

Koby the pro surfer was just all over the your local media.

But you miss that story 🥴

All good mainstream journalists didn’t.

Keep that surf media jerk alive!!!!

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Bondi and manly on fire last nite, me, tucked up in bed.
Bunyip dreaming

Huli Opu

“Yeah I’m really smart and ride in limos and jets but I can’t do the math and my dad is a total fuckwit wife beater and my mom’s a gold digger and I’m a DJ too but Tia is really mean to me! Such hard questions! I am not the dipshit vacuous California blonde you think I am!” https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Trapper Jarface

See you next Tuesday

astro

But look good at the bowlo coz Whoop…

Ricky Spanish

Some people have all the luck. I hate her

"Helmets... Period."

Oh wow, a rich SoCal girl who went to college to get a Comms degree? Truly unique!

ValiantScorn

“It’s so solid, and you can trade it with anything,…I produce music,…..ultilame surfer”
You’re Chris Ward’s daughter, and that’s about it!

Proud Boy Butt Plugs

Is Reilly hooked up to a permanent LSD drip?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Gee whiz. I just had a look at that swimsuit video. Why were they suggestively fingering each other’s zippers? Cooked behaviour.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Yep a stab video too. Fitting.

Chadbrochills4

Yeah, that was pretty cringey.


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