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Hollywood funnyman and heir to Miki Dora’s Malibu throne Jonah Hill was made sad, over the weekend, when he stumbled upon a sticker reading “Jonah Hill ruined surfing.” The Wolf of Wall Street star, who recently and bravely allowed his followers to savagely bully a 63-year-old woman for complimenting him, has not been shy about his love for the watery game, shifting his whole latitude to reflect a surf vibe.
While the mean sentiment would have shattered a lesser man, it did not undo Hill who took to social media declaring, “I will never stop doing things that make me happy no matter how insecure my happiness makes you.”
His girlfriend, surf instructor Sarah Brady, also stepped up in his defense telling haters, “If you feel the need to rain on someone else’s parade, ask yourself why an consider getting yourself a life.”
Mainstream media was curious as to why surfers felt Hill ruined surfing. Entertainment Weekly posited it was a form of body-shaming while Jezebel imagined it was due surfers’ “clannishness” and that paparazzi at the beach, there to catch the Superbad lead, was making frustration.
As a surf journalist thrice published, I should know the true reasoning but don’t have much time to think about why surfers would think Jonah Hill ruined surfing as I am currently attempting to enjoy the journey of learning to be funny.
Time consuming.
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