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Malibu surf prince Jonah Hill maintains deafening silence as fans savagely bully 63-year-old actress Sharon Stone: “Clearly you’re too much of an old hag to read important stuff life this.”

"Sharon are you f*cking square?"

Late last evening Hollywood funnyman and heir to Miki Dora’s Malibu throne Jonah Hill took to Instagram with a heartfelt message, writing, “I know you mean well but ask that you not comment on my body good or bad I want to politely let you know it’s not helpful and doesn’t feel good. Much respect.”

The response was universally positive with famous actors/actresses, models, chefs all weighing in to praise Hill’s position.

The 63-year-old starlet Sharon Stone added her blessing too, asking, “Can I say you look good cuz u do” adding one fire emoji for emphasis.

Well, the universal positivity directed toward Hill quickly turned to black, bubbling rage when pointed at Stone.

No insult off limits.

The fans went haywire, impolitely screaming at the Sliver star that she was dumb, old, a boomer, illiterate, deaf and in need of help, square amongst other barbs. A relentless stream of severe bullying except, remarkably, not one note from Hill himself asking to maybe tone down the vitriol and forgive Stone for being completely out of line and complimenting.

Deafening silence.

Standing quietly by, beatific smile on Buddha face, watching Stone get torn limb from limb.

Maybe ultra-sensitivity is a one-way street?

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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Round mound of shore pound…

Yomar

haha, looks like a full workout.

Yomar

If Sharon Stone wrote me that I’d sure as fuck know what to do with it.

Gino

Sad, isn’t it?
Guy needs to take his nappies off.

Nerdelbaum Frink

There’s nobody on either side of this that isn’t an abject loser. If you care about Hill or care about people piling on Sharon, you’re a loser.

Nerdelbaum Frink

The irony in your post is quite notable.

Nerdelbaum Frink

Did you not read his post?

Chazz Michael Michaels

Oh but now I’m tempted!

Travis Edgar

Get ya gear off…

Chazz Michael Michaels

It would be cool if I didn’t have to read anything about Jonah Hill or Instagram here again. Thanks.

Travis Edgar

Eyes wide shut..

Kook Dahanamoku

“There’s nothing funny about a physically fit man.”
Jonah Hill, Funny People

snapper

Sharon ain’t no cougar…she the psycho den mother.

peter zedaK

Do I look fat in this wetsuit??

Hippy

Great last sentence Chas.

Heysoos

hey, this woman had the world’s most famous vagina. a little respect.

Simsurf

I’m done reading stories based around social media posts. It’s fucking lazy.

Billy Hunt

Commenting on a comment on a story about the commentary of a social media post … it’s hard to see how much less relevant I can get

Beef & Beer

I find it hard to believe that no-one here, or their friends and/or acquaintances, haven’t punched the chubby poof yet.
We could start a bail fund and give an all expenses paid holiday at Kellayy’s Central American drug resort for whoever does it.
Heck, when (if ?) the NZ quarantine/vax shit ever stops I’d love the chance to come and have a go at giving him a good old-fashioned clip around the ear’oles before his fat kooky Jew Jitsu wrestling arse gets a chance to hug it out in the shorebreak.
Surely we should all aspire to do this to protect the surf, and the goddess that is Shazza…

Gil Gunderson

May speak more to the fact not many of us here dwell in the whitewash. My friends don’t either.

Beef & Beer

Hahaha
On the sand
In the carpark
At the shops
In a restaurant
On the street
At the pub
Near his house
Etc etc etc
Anywhere and everywhere is fair game for a good old ear’ole clipping due to his public misuse of surfing, for being a lame as fuck whinging poof about comments on his appearance, and now for his blatant non-defending attitude to the almighty Goddess Shazza.

P.S.
Check out Russell Crowe’s show, “Fightin’ Around The World”…

Gino

It’s their world Beef, we are just living in it.
Thank 8lb 6oz baby Jesus my kids grew up in Australia where the tall poppy syndrome is alive and well.
I have a few friends that are actors in Hollywood.
The thing with acting is..there are basically 2 places for an American actor to get work. NY and LA
If you burn a bridge in either, you are fucked and won’t work.
Pretty sure that’s why nobody tells these wankers to fuck off.
They then believe everything they say as nobody objects.
Same with athletes in the US

Gino

Luckily I have Kev the Kiwi next to me sorting mail to keep me honest.
He’s the choicest

mike m

Jonah…If you don’t want people talking about your body, don’t post shirtless photos of you FLEXING your “Body Love” tattoo, ya dip.

Beef & Beer

Their mother…

Ricky Spanish

This article makes me yearn for a jujitsu story

Gino

Dropped in on by Sharon Stone

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

She stole his thunder!

Gino

I have no idea what gender or age you are GH.
I’m a 56 yr old Cis male.
If Sharon Stone said I was fire, I would be all over her shit trying to get some.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

I don’t see how anyone could take offense to her comment. I would view it as a supreme compliment, especially from someone like her. But then I’m not very woke I guess. She didn’t mention his body, she just said he looked hot, or great, or wherever exact words she used. (Can’t be bothered to go back and find her exact comment.)
It would be great both of them emerged as a new Hollywood power couple over this controversy, would shut those Stone haters down.
He could be ears deep in her as I type this. A woman like her could train him to become man.

Gino

True dat GH.
Any str8, normal single guy would send her some sort of text to ask if she is interested in going out for an ice cream, drink,etc.
This generation is weak.Full stop.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Yep. He could ask her if she wanted to join at a classy oyster bar. (Healthy)
And afterwards he could buy her a popsicle for desert at a sweet shop.

Gino

1980’s blind Larry could see there was more to be done here.
2021..I’m not so sure.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

He’s the Shawn Briley of surfing?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

ValiantScorn

Not even close to this Man! How dare you….

Stick man

Yeah what the Hill?

Sean Connery

Not nearly newborn christian enough


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