"way to blatantly disregard the boundary he JUST blatantly set."
Yesterday, not even twelve hours ago, fans of Hollywood funnyman Jonah Hill bared their gleaming fangs and viciously rounded on the 63-year-old actress Sharon Stone over a seemingly compliment paid to the heir of Miki Dora’s Malibu throne.
The business got started when Hill uploaded an earnest message to Instagram reading, “I know you mean well buy I kindly ask that you not comment on my body (heart) good or bad I want to politely let you know it’s not helpful and doesn’t feel good. Much respect.”
The mainstream media speculated the post was in reference to a recent adulatory US Weekly candid spread.
In February, the Superbad actor addressed his newfound freedom, taking off shirt in public, after years of sensitivity. “Probably would have happened sooner if my childhood insecurities weren’t exacerbated by years of public mockery about my body by press and interviewers,” he said. “So the idea that the media tries to play me by stalking me while surfing and printing photos like this and it can’t phase me anymore is dope. I’m 37 and finally love and accept myself.”
His latest post was met with much love and respect. The artist SZA commented, “Absolutely love you. Thank you!!!” Saturday Night Live alum Aidy Bryant shared a green check mark. Beanie Feldstein, who appears as Monica Lewinsky in the new program Impeachment: American Crime Story added, “That’s (clap) my (clap) brother (clap).”
The trouble began when Sharon Stone noted, “Can i say you look good cuz you do (fire emoji)”
The fallout was instantaneous and universally damning with Hill fans digging in, tearing out hunks of flesh.
“wtf that’s literally the point of the post.”
“Be better, Sharon.”
“he said NO!!!”
“no, boomer.”
“Read the post again (eye roll).”
“u don’t seem to understand the assignment.”
“way to blatantly disregard the boundary he JUST blatantly set.”
On and on and on it cascaded with universal disdain for the Basic Instinct lead.
Difficult to see how Stone survives the hold down.
A heavy heavy wave.
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H would have to be double vaxxed,not sure if he can travel yet.
“Jonah Hill fans…” lol
Cuz being a sensitive pussy is woke.
Nice!
“My garbage collector.”
Yeah right, like you don’t dump all your trash in the crick behind your shack, or burn it for cooking raccoon for dinner.
Pull the other one.
She was probably just Stone(d).
Jonah Hill is just a human being doing the best he can.
He’s not a pussy, he just believes in good manners, knowing it’s proper manners and grammar that distinguish us from the Mongol races.
Society should value anonymous snipers who snipe from the sidelines.
If he believed in good manners, he’d pull up all the Hill worshippers mercilessly dragging Shazz on his Instagram. Hill, if that is your real name, we know you read here. Be a man.
Shazz = Sharon Stone?
You know here well enough to call her “Shazz.”
Hill cannot be responsible for the opinions of his followers.
All he wants are some tasty waves and a cool buzz.
After Basic Instinct I think we all know her well enough to call her Shazz or my preference, Shagz.
You’re right he can’t be held responsible, but he did green light the pile on effectively by being such a little cry baby about his “body image”.
Tasty waves and a cool buzz is all any of us want yeah?
Hang tight..we may be commenting on it in a few days from now
“..and it can’t phase me anymore is dope. I’m 37 and finally love and accept myself.”
Posting that you can’t be fazed and that you love and accept yourself, then turning around saying no one can make any comment about your physical appearance doesn’t seem very unfazed.
I quote Vincent Vega: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
If Logan Webb is on, it will be a shutout and maybe a three or four hitter.
He’ll go six or seven – maybe more.
Giants are gonna do to the Dodgers what they did the last game of the regular season: Run up a mess of runs early, then celebrate as they watch Doval and the others shut the Dodgers down.
And Giants have last ups, but they won’t need them.
The real actors are stationed on the sets in Washington D.C.! The final curtain is coming soon, and we’re all going to cry for the victim of the production (US).
Incredible, unbelievable. Shameful. It can’t be real.
In vlog news, JJF landed what seemed like an ankle or knee-snapping air in Koa’s vlog and Koa made a little weak frontside thing but did not claim and hit the next section. They also did some really questionable “warm ups” That DR should be spanking to furiously as we speak. Chas you need a proofreader, a different set of eyes before you hit send bro.
The other day a dude was jogging down Malibu Road and viddied the Giants jersey and said “Go Giants!” and we fell into a conversation.
Turns out he was a dude who lives in the Colony – across from the dude who wrote Benjamin Button and Forrest Gump – who I had made some historical Malibu prints for and he gave me a bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pape.
Or however you spell it.
He lives two doors down from J____ H____ and says he’s a nice guy and has a lot of girls coming and going.
A neighbor can see into his rooftop private area and says he sees a lot of skin up there.
Guess it’s not that private.
So sensitive…
https://youtu.be/8diPLNgsabE
Fat or thin there’s no doubt Jonah will always be a bit of a pussy.
[insert Whoop Strap link here]
it’s “FAZE” not “PHASE” you fat dumbass.
Next up..DR on kettle bells and elk hunting.
to hell with this PC bullshit and this wallflower generation, makes me sick.
on more pressing questions: where the hell are KarlVFanningstad, Eddie Haiku and Pete “I’ll Listen to it Later”. Have they disappearead from BG?
“seemingly compliment?” or “seeming compliment” or “seemly compliment” ?
It’s proper spelling and etc.
4 hours from now my Dodgers will crush your Giants
We shall see.
I’m wearing a Giants/Lincecum jersey around Malibu and getting a lot of verbal “Go Giants!” but a lot of silent stinkeye.
If the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants play their best, they will smoke the Dogass Los Angeles Codgers.
Logan Webb is pitching and if he repeats Game One it’s gonna be:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Game One was almost perfect baseball. That was the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants are their best:
10 strike outs by Webb, three home runs, thoroughly modern defense.
I got $50 that says World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants will win the whole deal.
I’ll be surprised if the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants don’t win the World Series, and surprised if the Niners win the Super Bowl.
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The World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants are worthy of another.
When they are clicking they are as good as the 2010 – 2014 World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants. And those Giants were a phenomenon.
But the ball bounces funny.
I wrote a thing about how “kamikaze” means “divine wind” and so the winds that helped the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants. win Game three was divine.
No idea how anyone scored a run in that game, with that wind, and that pitching.
It’s all about pitching, and the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants have it.
Doval is the new Brian Wilson.
He’s Kelly Confident and so far he’s been almost perfect.
We shall see.
Fuck your pussy Giants.
But here’s a fun fact that’s right up your alley: Sigourney Weaver married my next door neighbor Jimmy Simpson from Maunalani Heights O’ahu in 1984.
Giants are a better team.
Codgers slithered in on the Wildcard.
Let’s see if we can compare stats.
Yep, Giants mo bettah regular season although the Codger playoff stats are better.
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Lorraine Bracco told me she wanted the Melanie Griffith role in Working Girls alongside S Weaver. The director told her: “You are that girl, but we’re going with the blonde.”
She cried.
Stop with your nonsense Ben.
Giants won the west by only one frikin’ game 107 to 106.
But if you include their postseason wins going into today’s Game 5, they each have 109. So how you figgah? “Slithered” hah!
Plus the Dodger’s wildcard game against the Cards was epic with Chris Taylor’s walkoff homer in the bottom of the ninth with a tie score. That’s real baseball. Not like your boring old snoozebag Giants.
You’re just lucky Scherzer is not pitching tonight and Kershaw’s out injured. Despite all that it’s been 120 years since this classic postseason matchup has happened before and my kālā is on the Dodgers
Stop with your nonsense Ben.
We shall see who speaks nonsense in a couple hours.
Giants deserve to win at all.
Dodgers are retiring champions and nothing was expected of the Giants.
They earned it.
Giants won the west by only one frikin’ game 107 to 106.
But if you include their postseason wins going into today’s Game 5, they each have 109. So how you figgah? “Slithered” hah!
If it wasn’t for the Wildcard, the Dodgers would be kicking it in the Caribbean and watching the Giants compete for the National League championship.
Plus the Dodger’s wildcard game against the Cards was epic with Chris Taylor’s walkoff homer in the bottom of the ninth with a tie score. That’s real baseball. Not like your boring old snoozebag Giants.
You ain’t paying attention. Giants have been doing that kukai all year.
Every time I look up, Posey is hitting a dinger or knocking in a winning run.
Like Logan Webb getting a two run homer in the final game of the year, and scoring three runs and pitching a beauty game.
The Giants come through when it matters, and that’s what wins World Series.
WHITE MEN CAN JUMP
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You’re just lucky Scherzer is not pitching tonight and Kershaw’s out injured.
I’m just lucky Webb is pitching tonight and it’s a shame Belt is injured. They need him.
Kershaw is faking. He told me. He sucks in the playoffs and didn’t want to further the legend, so he is faking.
Despite all that it’s been 120 years since this classic postseason matchup has happened before and my kālā is on the Dodgers
Giants deserve to win. They are a great team.
The third-oldest team in MLB
That was a ridiculous snag by Crawford.
BTW if you’re gonna use Hawaiian at least spell it right. It’s kūkae. Not kukai although it’s often commonly misspelled.
As you may know, it is proper spelling and grammar that separates Dodger fans from the illiterate Giants fans.
That was a ridiculous snag by Crawford.
That catch saved one run and maybe two.
Seriously, a white man in his 30s shouldn’t be able to jump like that, but Crawford is very very good. That’s kind of the miracle of these Giants: Posey. Crawford and Belt are all in their 30s and baseball is like surfing – that’s old already.
And there was also this, which was AGAIG:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
This all seems like moneyball to me. There’s something weird happening with the Giants.
BTW if you’re gonna use Hawaiian at least spell it right. It’s kūkae. Not kukai although it’s often commonly misspelled.
I meant this. I don’t know what you meant: “Kūkai, original name Saeki Mao, posthumous name Kōbō Daishi, (born July 27, 774, Byōbugaura [modern Zentsūji], Japan—died April 22, 835, Mount Kōya, near modern Wakayama), one of the best-known and most-beloved Buddhist saints in Japan, founder of the Shingon (“True Word”) school of Buddhism that emphasizes spells, magic formulas, ceremonials, and masses for the dead. He contributed greatly to the development of Japanese art and literature and pioneered in public education.”
As you may know, it is proper spelling and grammar that separates Dodger fans from the illiterate Giants fans.
Tick tock baby. I imagine Logan Webb is snorting a lot of blow right now.
Dodgers are starting Corey Knebel tonight.
Kukai. So many chances.
“What about pitching?” you argue? “Pitching matters!”
Dodgers are slightly better regular season, but Logan Webb is feeling more than a little cocky, playing in front of his family.
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(Steph Gilmore just walked by. I want to aks here what happened at Lowers, but I don’t want to be rude. She’s tall. Like Taylor Swift tall.)
Your terms of release dictate you stay two hundred yards away from the both of them.
Terms of release?
I release trout when I catch them, and in Waikiki I was rescuing drowning bees and returning them to shore.
A nice thing to do.
Live and let live and that.
200 yards away from who? The Dodgers?