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Cold water surf destination Iceland mocks “Foil King” Mark Zuckerberg’s pivot to the Metaverse in must-watch pasquinade!

"Are you human?"

You likely only know of Iceland as home to the fairylike chanteuse Björk and as a very famous cold-water surf destination. The parliamentary republic, floating fairylike itself in the North Atlantic, is backdrop and co-star of two of the greatest surf films of all-time: Joe G’s masterful Strange Rumblings in Shangri-la…

STRANGE RUMBLINGS IN SHANGRI LA: THE ICELAND PART | GLOBE BRAND

…and Freezing.

Freezing - A Cold Water Surf Trip

But the land of fire and ice is famous for so much more and its tourist board decided to show some of those things in the best send-up I have ever seen.

As you are aware, the world’s fifth richest man, foil king, Mark Zuckerberg recently pivoted his behemoth Facebook into “Meta” and imagined a future where we would, could, all play with Kai Lenny in an all-encompassing digital universe called the “Metaverse.

Iceland imagines a different future.

The Icelandverse.

Enjoy.

Introducing the Icelandverse
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Beef & Beer

Yeah the photos are definitely real
I could’ve ‘vagazzled’ them with a computer though…

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Why did Ben go bananas and delete all his comments?

Chas Smith

Why haven’t you deleted this comment yet?

commenter

Hiroshima is an awful book.
How did the Japanesers not throw in the towel after the first bomb?
Idiots.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

50 years later and you’re still trying to fit in, and still a kook.

Munga's Berries

Did Little Ben carry around binoculars?

Abscessed Llama

No idea but your but bravo on coming up with “Munga’s Berries”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

We’re all just glorified bananas, Ben. About 70 % match in our DNA. At least I’m not stupid enough to shove one up my ass and then eat it, though, but you do you. Your Amazon profile says you’ve earned it.

Chas Smith

You really are MySpace Ben.

frank

Nope. wrong. It was Groucho Marx, and he said “ I don’t want to be part of any club that would have me as a member.” !

(close but no cigar, lol)

Chas Smith

I’m really raining on your parade today, Ben, but do you know that 100,000+ hits on a story is pedestrian?

Chas Smith

Whoever told you it was closed did it to preserve your feelings, Ben. And, no, you’re not going to write shark Hiroshima. The only things you are ever going to write again will be right here on BeachGrit.

FelipesFrontFoot

Said by the bloke named “commenter” commenting on said site.

PRN

Iceland!

Chas Smith

There is too a Surf Journalist Valhalla. Nick Carroll sent me my gilded invite last year. I show it to Severson at the gate and I’m clinking horns of mead with Derek!

Ricky Spanish

Fuck the oligarchs

Firelipe Torpedo

You’d make an excellent pen pal to some lonely inmate. You always write back🥰

c4

How can you say that? Conner Coffin grows his own tomatoes and Griffin Colapinto takes a dump in his wetsuit.

Firelipe Torpedo

Shoulda been here yesterdayism

Gadoot

Yeah surfers are stupid and you’ve spent your life writing about them. How fascinating.

Huli Opu

Did you say Björk?
https://youtu.be/p0mRIhK9seg

ValiantScorn

I wonder if she would like to go on a surf trip to Bangladesh? I’ll have to inspect her sandwich coordinating skills first!


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