Work better, train harder, love longer!
Luke Stedman is a man I’ve known for two decades, one of those rare surfers who, although never highly monied, flourished post tour.
Recently, Luke, who is forty-five, moved from California to just behind Lennox Head to form a family cocoon, a commune, around his Daddy Shane, creator of the ugg boot and the eponymous surfboard manufacturer SHANE.
Shane, just turned eighty although still squirting testosterone, is a few months out of surgery to remove “balloons” in his chest. These growths squashed his lungs, reducing his ability to breathe by eighty-five percent.
Couple the fibrous growths with emphysema and Luke says his old boy could barely walk to the end of the street without stopping to suck in gutfuls of air, as if he’d just run a marathon.
So, six months ago, they sold the family house of almost forty years at 61 Hillcrest Avenue at Mona Vale there for five mill and bought a hunk of land at Tintenbar, five miles north-west of Ballina.
“Buying some land, throwing a couple of shacks on it and moving dad up the coast so he can watch the grandkids and we can keep an eye on the old grommet,” Luke said.
Around that time, Luke started wearing a WHOOP, primarily to understand his sleeping patterns.
Like most of us, Luke figured he was getting a ton of sleep, couldn’t work out why he was tired some days.
With that info, Luke worked with a naturopath to get onto various supplements, to help change his sleep patterns,
“Now, I feel way better, recover quick, perform better.”
He discovered that his recovery was based on the amount of water he’d drink during the day, as well as sleep and rest.
Luke says he knows his body pretty well but his strap helped him identify which parts of his wildly active day – training others early, surfing, strangling men at jiujitsu, training kids, maybe surfing again – he needed to cut back on so he wasn’t feeling perpetually drained.
Once he got comfortable understanding the metrics of his own physical behaviour, Luke strapped his WHOOP onto his old boy’s wrist to monitor his general heart and his recovery.
He says it’s the “best thing ever, it allowed me to understand my dad day to day. When you get older you become like a young kid and you lie like a young kid. I’ll say, ‘Hey Dad, did you walk today’ and he’ll say, ‘Yeah, mate!’ and then I’ll look at his WHOOP and see it’s actually at five-point-five or whatever (twenty-one is the theoretical max). All he did was walk around the dining table!”
Sleep is the “wildest” metric, says Luke.
Shane wakes up all through the night, has long breaks of being awake and his REM (deep sleep period) is low.
So, same with Luke, they worked on ways to get Daddy Shane sleeping all through the night. The heart rate monitor ain’t a bad thing to have on a stud well into his winter years, either.
“We all know Dad will live to be one hundred but we want to make sure our eyes are on him. As you get older, you realise the importance of family and having your community around you. I want to hang out with him while I can.”
It was more of a meet and greet with Boris and Joe. Not that it was so bad in itself, but lying to the bloke you have already agreed on a contract with, and then leaking text messages isn’t a good look for an expert in marketing…
I remember my only interaction with Shane was a time pre thrusters when I wanted him to put a fin slot where I could move the fin right forward so my back foot was behind the fin, a la Buttons – he just didn’t get it!
Wendy botha’s looking good.
If you walked outside of the house you have walked too far in your ugg boots
Is the strap long enough to go around your prong and nutsack? If yes, is the data enlightening?
Have you looked into Australia’s submarine tenders? We have a ‘teflon’ approach to contracts, so you might be able to squeeze a few billion out of somewhere.
I can’t wait to get my phoop go to kook tank and with the help of a specialist analyse all my metrics watching a video of myself! I can foresee so much improvement! I might even be able to surf a shortboard after all that!
I leave empty cans beside the bed. that way if I get up during the night, the can racket alerts me to the fact I am awake. no subscription needed but can get expensive if you only use fresh cans.
My Apple watch does this and more, upfront cost is greater but no subscription required.
It is interesting watching these fake it until you make it startups waste millions in ill conceived marketing plans until the inevitable implosion.That said WHOOP has raised $200 million in a Series F funding round at a $3.6 billion valuation led by SoftBank Vision Fund 2.
No coupon code?
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“Shanghai wait!!” -Cyanide
Fugg off….
Strength in numbers
Yep
Can I strap the whoop to my head?
Naturopathy. The medical practice of seperating the neurotic from their money.
What’s the whoop rating on carrying your 3 year old down a 350m flight of stairs to the beach then on arrival having her tell you she’s gotta go poop so climbing all the way right back up?
What’s the whoop score for a bloke who gets up, bats off in the shower, yells at the kids before taking them to school, sits at a desk all day pretending to do some work but really fantasising about bending the hot blonde in the next cubicle over her desk, before coming home to yell at the kids and batting off again? Asking for a friend.
Thanks…
Did you edit to add the extra wank in after the fact?
Spoken like a man who truly has silky smooth arms
Feeling validated. Thanks.
I bet even Kelly is jealous.
Ha, did we ever find out if the bone broth ‘worked’ for Kalani?
High score for extra weight you had to carry up and down before pooping for sure!!
Beachshit
did you not have a little plastic spade?
Surfads I can’t tell how much I’m past that stuff! – just wait till they turn into teens, you’ll look back on those days as the salad years!
Why don’t you just go work for Saatchi x2
I’m nearly sold on the whoop, just curious if it will help me count how many beers and cones I had? I’m having trouble keeping track on the meta data…
Also, can it detect falls?
I have a friend who’s a good friend. I sent her the buy now bg whoops subscription link and asked her opinion.
She didn’t reply.
Asked her in person a week later and she told me to fuck off if I believe “ another “ gadget is going get me fitter!
This had the potential to be an interesting story but than it went whoop.
Can we bring back sharks?
Another whoop-ee fail, amongst many. Once I see that word (that rhymes with ‘poop’), I know the article can be skipped.
But did you see my comment about the POOP strap? I’m looking at setting up a GoFundMe based totally on upvotes.