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Applying linguistics.
Applying linguistics.

Question: Why do surfers insist on perpetually tacking the suffix “-land” onto the abbreviated word “combo?”

Welcome to Comboland.

Of all the many gifts orbiting in my personal constellation, the fact that I am an applied linguist, by training, often gets lost but I am and it’s true. A master of applied linguistics, even, and, anyhow, I am always paying attention to the words and phrases floating through our shared space.

Words and phrases that inspire like “hand jam.”

Words and phrases that completely annoy like “comboland.”

Surfline just released a duet, Comboland, Part One: Orange County + San Diego and Comboland, Part Two: LA – North featuring images, I’d imagine of the just-passed combination swell (coming from both north and south) that lit up our shores.

Comboland.

Comboland.

Any time a professional surfer enters that precarious position, in a heat, wherein she needs a combination of two scores in order to advance, then she has also entered comboland.

Comboland.

Comboland.

It is as if the surfer tongue is completely unable to utter the word “combo” without affixing “land” but why?

A deep etymological search reveals the word “comboland” is only used outside our surf world to describe the musical acts arising out of North Carolina between 1981 and 1984. The Spongetones and Fabulous Knobs etc.

I can’t imagine Joe Turpel is thinking about the X-Teens when describing a scoring situation Nat Young often finds himself in nor can I imagine the Surfline’s editorial staff listening to Luky Owen and Revolver when running headlines up the mast.

Comboland.

Comboland.

So annoying but while you’re here, please enjoy some comboland rock.

THE SPONGETONES "She Goes Out With Everybody" (1983)
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Kook Dahanamoku

I read this twice and I still don’t understand it.

samwaters

And what does this prove?
Sounds like there were some shady dealings going on there.

Sit down to pee

Cultural appropriation derived from North shore surf spot names.

Sandpiper

This article went nowheresville.

ValiantScorn

You can pull an old vw engine out, and replace it in hours. Can’t do that with many other vehicles.

samwaters

Dude, I just find it funny (sad, hypocritical?), how Chas rags on the Wsl, Dirk and Elo etc, etc, etc, and then grabs the crumbs and tidbits that the Wsl throws his way, sorry man, not buying it.

samwaters

Well, I think you could be totally right about Dirk not caring to much, from what I understand, it was his wife who talked him into
starting the Wsl.
Happy wife–happy life?

Beef & Beer

Well that sounds dodgy
Not exactly the sort of scumbag I’d choose to have a beer with…

James Bickerton

Combination King Shaun the Prawn ….. a man of many lands ?
Anyway ….I have no ideas what the Goodies are trying to say with this clip but it starts with the word Land …. So fuck it

James Bickerton

I have always lent out pre-loved short boards to friends in need but never the current short board , until it gets replaced and becomes expendable and lendable .

Gil Gunderson

Burritoland

Jack Barlow

you are fucking moron

Billy Hunt

Anyone in particular Jack, or just a general shout out?

Jack Barlow

Me

Low wide stinkbug stance

Disqus strikes again!

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Bone broth combo with PCP.

c4

Sam’s living out a fantasy online of trying to save the soul of surfing. Only problem is that he lives in L.A so he’s about seventy years too late.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

That’s not true! I’ve been to El Stinko on a weekend. So much soul it’s dripping and oozing and you have to watch where you step.

samwaters

Ha, that’s what you think, as I do frequent California now and then for some business issues (here now actually for a couple more weeks), I’ve been happily living on a sub-tropical Island for the last three decades with my wonderful wife and two kids.
I split California a long long time ago.

Beef & Beer

Bummer, that sounds painful.
Luckily I don’t actually know any VAL’s…

Phat-wan kerr

Vegan, antivacc, lefties?

Beef & Beer

Crikey, that’s some bee ya got in ya bonnet there.
There’s no point in taking Chasdzy’s side in the unlikely event that the rich bloke that invited his wife is gonna include you in his next pool party no matter how much you stick up for him.
Give up, it just ain’t gonna happen.

P.S.
Who’s this Mike Schwab bloke ?
Actually, don’t answer that, no-one gives a fuck, and no doubt he’s even less interesting than the boring Ziff family combo(land)…

Hot stuff

Someone’s having a bad day.

Waterproof Polo

Combining words to make new words. The ultimate combination. This has long history within surfing or any sub culture I guess. But comboland is so stupid, I’m sure it was jammin’ Joe that cooked it up. It’s no “frothing”, that’s for sure!

James Bickerton

Or Stok-ED ?

Waterproof Polo

Education in stoke.

Stanislav Franck

Cunts doing shit that is wrong when they don’t know it’s wrong gives me the shits. Like dumbfuck kooks dropping in on soft tops. They need to be told once. With many profanities.

But cunts doing shit that is wrong when they know full well that it’s wrong… yet deliberately doing so anyway? That’s whole next level cuntery.

So Chas, if you have a Master of Linguistics in hand, how come you make so many typos and spelling mistakes and grammar fuckups, yet hit the publish button anyway?

Dogsnuts

Punk rock aesthetics!

Pauly Matt War-Shore

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