Facebook whistleblower made furious by company’s surf-infused pivot to “metaverse” calls for Kauai local Mark Zuckerberg’s ouster: “Over and over Facebook chooses expansion and new areas instead of sticking the landing on what they’ve already done!”

Gotta pump it to jump it.

And the heat has risen, yet again, under the already hot seat occupied by the world’s 5th richest man, Kauai local, Mark Zuckerberg with much-loved Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen declaring that her former leader should step down instead of “devoting resources” to a surf-infused rebrand.

Speaking publicly for the first time at a tech gathering in Lisbon, Portugal (very near famous big wave Nazare and the name of Facebook’s new Google Glass), Haugen told the wall-to-wall crowd, “I think it is unlikely the company will change if [Mark Zuckerberg] remains the CEO. Maybe it’s a chance for someone else to take the reins… Facebook would be stronger with someone who was willing to focus on safety. Over and over Facebook chooses expansion and new areas instead of sticking the landing on what they’ve already done.”

The adoring audience burst into roaring applause numerous times, especially at the very pointed “extreme foil” reference to “sticking the landing.”

It will certainly sting Zuckerberg to hear that he has not “stuck the landing” but also he may find some small comfort in knowing that he is working on it every day with good friend Kai Lenny. Knowing that “You’ve gotta pump it to jump it.”

Back to Haugen, though, and there she sat on stage positively beaming, a modern tech angel.

Saint Frances of Menlo Park.

Do you think all the beatification deserved?

Do you think that Zuckerberg is a real boy?

More questions than answers.

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Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

if everyone just stop using the platform for a week he would pull his head in or go broke

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

Whistles blowers’ blow. god damn narcs

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

If Alec Baldwin shot up the metaverse with his prop gun, would anything happen?

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

No, Mark is not a real boy. He’s not even real-ish. He’s more relish. Yep, that fucker is straight up pickled.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago

Something seems off with that whistleblower. Most likely just a grifter but can’t shake the feeling of a limited hangout.

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

dude! do you read Alan Weinberg by any chance?
Weisbecker

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

(Weisbecker) correction!

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Facebook is bad. Give me the CEO job. Maximum grift.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Zuckerberg needs a good public dacksing, followed by a noggin and a dead arm. That should bring the uppity little nerd in line. What’s Stiffler doing nowadays?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago

Im starting to think there is some jealousy involved. Chas, were you snubbed on the latest foil trip? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Astrophysicien
Astrophysicien
4 years ago

Stick to “applied linguistics” this will get you a job in the service industry , des frites avec ça?Your investment advice and mocking others success is questionable. I assume you do not mock your wife for making multiples of your own income? FB which I have never used seems objectionable in many facets, but a clever idea and excellent investment since a $38 debut.

I note multiple FB links on every BG page. Hypocrisy?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Presumably his pump and jump thing is similar to the fraudulent pump and dump stock market scams when they put lipstick on a pig and then sell it at an overly inflated price after fooling everyone that it’s actually a supermodel.

P.S.
Also not too dissimilar to what’s often happened in the surfwear/accessories industry and even the (generally) once honest board building game…

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

The tribe have spoken – more Johan Hill, less Zuckerberg!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago

that’s like choosing which turd you would prefer to eat. bring back Beth!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Zero of both would be ideal.


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