Officials beg public to steer clear of ultra-exclusive surf spot Little Dume after landslide threatens to plunge cliffside mansions into the ocean!

But potential for lemonade out of lemons?

Oh but to have a key to the gate leading to Little Dume, just north of Malibu, is to have a bit of heaven jingle-jangling in your pocket. The ultra-exclusive beach, break, just north of Malibu has long been home to a very lucky few who live in somnolent green folds, wander down a well-kept path whilst sipping coffee infused with MCT oil, use their key to open the gate to check the waves to maybe surf with ultra-exclusive friends or loved ones.

A wondrous place but, currently, under much threat as a landslide, yesterday, has threatened to cast cliffside multi–million dollar mansions into the Pacific.

Per news reports, the slide happened sometime around noon near Cliffside Drive. Causation was unclear but officials urged the public to avoid the area as they seek to figure out what to do next and if more slides are imminent.

Might it be an option to let at least one of the multi-million dollar mansions slide and see if it creates an ultra-ultra-exclusive new reef?

A key within a key?

Like Inception for rich people.

Very cool.

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Pops
Pops
4 years ago

Leave nature alone rich people

Steve Smith
Steve Smith
4 years ago

Lil Dume isn’t a beach break, it’s a point break

TJBurke
TJBurke
4 years ago

This is the kinda shit that’ll make me believe in karma.

Filipe’s Fat Tire
Filipe’s Fat Tire
4 years ago

ya think the royals will let the peasants play in the rubble!? oh please oh please sir

Simon Says
Simon Says
4 years ago

Officials beg public to steer clear of private beach. Now that’s rich!

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

They need a fucking burrito.

I know (of) a guy

herrerrera
herrerrera
4 years ago

Darn. Hopefully the local Motel 6 can accompany them until until they relocate

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

the stoner of stone

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

“Officials beg public to steer clear” of a private, key access only beach.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

Reefs for days!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

My heart bleeeeeeds for these people.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

Imagine just lounging in that pool just chillin on a floaty bed listenin to Bruce Spingsteen sippin on a double tequilla lemon and lime and then all of a sudden… the whole backyard collapses off a 100 foot cliff, scary shit

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago

Anyone know what the houses are built on? Is that cliff sandstone?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

I think its called erosionstone

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

Sandstone can be fairly hard if it’s been well cemented. A quick google of the geological map of the area calls it “recent sediments” which means it’s young and unlikely to have been well lithified. So yeah, probably soft and crumbly stuff.

A bit like Demon’s Bluff at Anglesea, which collapsed to great fanfare about 2 weeks ago.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Wow that was organized and very ceremonial! Was it like, the local high school brass ensemble? Do you know the name of the piece they played?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Geez mate, so many replies for that one, but I am going to go with:
Definitely wasn’t Hard Rock!

commenter
commenter
4 years ago

Long time ago I drove my Isuzu Trooper to Palos Verdes to see what all the fuss was about.

Rode my bike up to Lunada Bay and the moment I got to the cliff edge and put my feet down, there was a huge landslide on the north side – about as big as that one.

Pretty shocking if there had been anyone under there.

The guy who built/owns that house made his money in aluminum siding or something.

Funny how people get rich in Malibu.

I know a guy who made $800 million for doing nothing.

Sold a basketball team to the NBA.

gallo de la noche
gallo de la noche
4 years ago

On a 2ft day laird burned me dirty there on his SUP back in like 2010. Told that bitch go back to da islands and take his fuck’n broom with him. lol oh to be a easily angered 20something. Also said hi to Danial Tosh whilst surfing there, that was probably the coolest part of driving there to surf.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Or Donald: “Dive from the fourteenth floor”

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

I find your post offensive…but only because I wasn’t there to help finish off the 8ball

perry laspina
perry laspina
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

No no no no, I can’t take it no more, I’m tired of waking up on the floor, no thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, then it makes it hard to find the door! RS

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  perry laspina

With a nose like Ringo possesses I suspect most kept their stash away from his Hoover.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

How will it affect the coves most well-known aquatic interviewer ?
S. Try da Wsl lose ski…

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago

I like to consider myself quite optimistic.
just think how all that concrete could create a fantastic slabbing peak.
“grey skies are going to clear up, put on a happy face”

then the pessimist returns as I realise the fucker than owns it will probably hold exclusive rightist the joint.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

His property is about to become maritime law

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

is that like “finders keepers”? as a 14 year old we tried to exercise the maritime law on a landcruiser that got bogged at low tide. we tried to convince the coppers it had been abandoned but he reckoned the fact the owner was watching it from above the high water mark meant it wasn’t. in my opinion, if he really cared for it he would have been staying with the ship.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

The real question here is what the hell is up with the shack next door?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

It’s the servant quarters. You don’t want those fuckers having the pleasure of working for you AND getting ocean views.

Yours sincerely,
Lemon Next to the Sea


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