But potential for lemonade out of lemons?
Oh but to have a key to the gate leading to Little Dume, just north of Malibu, is to have a bit of heaven jingle-jangling in your pocket. The ultra-exclusive beach, break, just north of Malibu has long been home to a very lucky few who live in somnolent green folds, wander down a well-kept path whilst sipping coffee infused with MCT oil, use their key to open the gate to check the waves to maybe surf with ultra-exclusive friends or loved ones.
A wondrous place but, currently, under much threat as a landslide, yesterday, has threatened to cast cliffside multi–million dollar mansions into the Pacific.
Per news reports, the slide happened sometime around noon near Cliffside Drive. Causation was unclear but officials urged the public to avoid the area as they seek to figure out what to do next and if more slides are imminent.
Might it be an option to let at least one of the multi-million dollar mansions slide and see if it creates an ultra-ultra-exclusive new reef?
A key within a key?
Like Inception for rich people.
Very cool.
Leave nature alone rich people
Lil Dume isn’t a beach break, it’s a point break
This is the kinda shit that’ll make me believe in karma.
ya think the royals will let the peasants play in the rubble!? oh please oh please sir
Officials beg public to steer clear of private beach. Now that’s rich!
They need a fucking burrito.
I know (of) a guy
Darn. Hopefully the local Motel 6 can accompany them until until they relocate
the stoner of stone
“Officials beg public to steer clear” of a private, key access only beach.
Reefs for days!
My heart bleeeeeeds for these people.
Imagine just lounging in that pool just chillin on a floaty bed listenin to Bruce Spingsteen sippin on a double tequilla lemon and lime and then all of a sudden… the whole backyard collapses off a 100 foot cliff, scary shit
Anyone know what the houses are built on? Is that cliff sandstone?
I think its called erosionstone
Sandstone can be fairly hard if it’s been well cemented. A quick google of the geological map of the area calls it “recent sediments” which means it’s young and unlikely to have been well lithified. So yeah, probably soft and crumbly stuff.
A bit like Demon’s Bluff at Anglesea, which collapsed to great fanfare about 2 weeks ago.
Wow that was organized and very ceremonial! Was it like, the local high school brass ensemble? Do you know the name of the piece they played?
Geez mate, so many replies for that one, but I am going to go with:
Definitely wasn’t Hard Rock!
Long time ago I drove my Isuzu Trooper to Palos Verdes to see what all the fuss was about.
Rode my bike up to Lunada Bay and the moment I got to the cliff edge and put my feet down, there was a huge landslide on the north side – about as big as that one.
Pretty shocking if there had been anyone under there.
The guy who built/owns that house made his money in aluminum siding or something.
Funny how people get rich in Malibu.
I know a guy who made $800 million for doing nothing.
Sold a basketball team to the NBA.
On a 2ft day laird burned me dirty there on his SUP back in like 2010. Told that bitch go back to da islands and take his fuck’n broom with him. lol oh to be a easily angered 20something. Also said hi to Danial Tosh whilst surfing there, that was probably the coolest part of driving there to surf.
Or Donald: “Dive from the fourteenth floor”
I find your post offensive…but only because I wasn’t there to help finish off the 8ball
No no no no, I can’t take it no more, I’m tired of waking up on the floor, no thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, then it makes it hard to find the door! RS
With a nose like Ringo possesses I suspect most kept their stash away from his Hoover.
How will it affect the coves most well-known aquatic interviewer ?
S. Try da Wsl lose ski…
I like to consider myself quite optimistic.
just think how all that concrete could create a fantastic slabbing peak.
“grey skies are going to clear up, put on a happy face”
then the pessimist returns as I realise the fucker than owns it will probably hold exclusive rightist the joint.
His property is about to become maritime law
is that like “finders keepers”? as a 14 year old we tried to exercise the maritime law on a landcruiser that got bogged at low tide. we tried to convince the coppers it had been abandoned but he reckoned the fact the owner was watching it from above the high water mark meant it wasn’t. in my opinion, if he really cared for it he would have been staying with the ship.
The real question here is what the hell is up with the shack next door?
It’s the servant quarters. You don’t want those fuckers having the pleasure of working for you AND getting ocean views.
Yours sincerely,
Lemon Next to the Sea