Electric feel.
This is not surf adjacent news, on its face, as the two principals in the story neither surf nor SUP nor foil nor pretend to, unlike the world’s fifth richest man Mark Zuckerberg, but… Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the two principals, regularly features as the face of surf news on this very surf adjacent website.
Usually from his role in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Sometimes from his role in Django.
Once, maybe, from his role in Titanic.
Never from his role in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
And so surf adjacent we go but did you see DiCaprio publicly cuckold Lauren Sanchez, significant other of the world’s second richest man Jeff Bezos, at the LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles over the weekend?
The event celebrates under-celebrated wealthy people, I think, but just examine the photo of DiCaprio’s interaction with Sanchez and Bezos.
Whoa.
And now, has this sort of thing ever happened to you?
A public cuckolding?
How did you react?
Like Jeff Bezos showing off muscles and a Mark Zuckerberg-adjacent sense of humor?
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No tats, never tried vaping. Copper mine adjacent
As far as Leo, did you watch 5 minutes worth of The Beach or Titanic? Sub mediocre acting.
Did he magically become a great actor later in his career?
Not sure what to think of DiCaprio. He seems to always be miscast but pull it off.
I didn’t think he would be good as Howard Hughes in The Aviator. It shoulda been Jeremy Irons or Michael Fassbender or the dude from There Will Be Blood.
But we saw it at the Avalon Theater and there was an organist playing when we walked in and it was great.
DiCaprio somehow pulls it off.
Same with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. That guy was more like Jack Palance or some big 50s tough guy but Dicaprio made it work.
He’s just got the movie star thing, like Tom Cruise.
I wonder if Tarantino was inspired by Big Wednesday to make OUAT… IH?
Similar themes. Guys getting generatiin-gapped.
Hippie hate.
Etc.
As David lynch eludes to in Mulholland Drive, top roles in hollywood are often not awarded to the most talented or deserving. The hollywood mafia usually has the final word. Thats why Mel Gibson opened his own production company. My cousin worked for him for a while and I got to meet him. Cool dude. Been jaded on hollywood for the last 15 years or so because all the superhero crap etc. Maybe I will give Leo another shot though.
Hollywood still makes good movies but the truth is, the real talent these days is in streaming television.
Why make one movie when you can stretch it into a series and make bank?
Did you watch The Crown? Narcos? Norsemen? The Bodyguard? The Comey Rule?
On and on and on.
So much good streaming TV there’s no way you could watch it all.
This is a Golden Age right now.
not much, mostly skate vids on you tube. pyramid country have some good ones,
I didb catch some of thr crown and i agree with you, itts good except for one casting decision. x fies lady as margaret thatcher was cringe to watch. I will delve further into streaming when i can. cheers
Watch all of the Crown. It covers a lot of territory and is very well written.
Gillian Anderson kind of overplayed Margaret Thatcher. An English person was saying that the other day.
But I thought she was good.
I emailed C_____ C_____ when I figured out who that was, becasue he knows her well.
That whole show can be seen as a justification for why Harry and Meghan said “Nope!” and moved halfway around the world to Montecito.
That life is a life wrecker.
Watch all of it. Fagan, Profumo, Churchill, JFK, astronauts.
Mullachmore is where Lord Mountbatten was assassinated, but that’s not Classiebawn.
Read the novelized version of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and you will think Cliff Booth was mis-cast.
The detailed novel version of Cliff Booth is he was and is a killer, a badass. A psycho.
Brad Pitt deserved the Oscar, and I would love to ask Q_____T_____ who he would cast – by decade as Cliff Booth and Rick Dalton.
But going by the book, this is Cliff Booth.
His soul is etched on his face, and in his eyes.
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decraprio sucks. always has ,so wtf?
Rebrand as “Beach Yenta” (BY)
I hate to say it but if you want to make a change run for office. Gavin did and has my best interests in line with his actions. If Gavin makes bad decisions you can bet the will hear about it the next time any of us see him.
Sorry malibu whole foods, newsom’s a crook.
Naw, Trump’s a crook. Newsom is doing a good job guiding California through a shit storm.
He would have been recalled if democrats didn’t circle the wagons around him,
Newsom came as close to being recalled as Trump did winning votes in California. Like, nowhere near close.
And most of the wagons in California are Democratic. If the rest of the country wants to turn red, that’s their funeral.
California is much much smarter than that.
Which explains the $3.3 trillion GDP and that.
and a strong democrat had run in the recall election.
A strong Republican you mean, although that’s a contradiction in terms. The guy who did run against Newsom – whose name is already forgotten – is a classic Republican chump with “SEX SCANDAL” practically tatooed on his forehead.
Squaw valley is the epitome of the years of Brown/Getty/Newsom crime scheme.
Squaw Valley? How?
Imagine what’s going on right now before 2028 olympics.
They’re probably doing it right, with oodles of money, because that’s how California does things. Well, except for the Bullet Train, but that was voted in during Schwarzenegger and Newsom pulled the plug.
Maybe beachgrit can comment on wasserman’s behind the scenes. Or we can try to ask mark ridley-thomas.
Let’s add up how many California Republican politicians have been indicted/gone to prison compared to California Democrats.
But you are right that you have to be corrupt to be a high ranking politician.
Well there’s never been a more openly corrupt politician than Trump. He embarrassed/exposed all the naive right wingers and they try to make themselves feel better by pointing fingers at any and all Democrats and try to find corruption.
It ain’t Newsom or Pelosi. They’re already rich. No need to be corrupt.
Jenny Siebel was such a pretty girl taking tennis lessons at my club in high school. Her sister Brooke was stunning as well.
She seems like a good sort.
The Siebel’s are from Ross, even with the tech boom some areas are still nice and have not turned into mc mansion garbage. The entire Ross Valley has stayed the same for the most part.
I’d never heard of Ross until I moved to Tiburon, and I’ve heard of everything.
I drove up there once to see where S___ P____ lived.
Right across from the police station. It’s still nice?
Pretty ritzy up there.
Just got finished watching American Graffitti and remembered I saw G___ L____ in Novato once, or somewhere. Driving a blue BMW.
Its still the same.
P.S. I made Pelosi a custom crossword for Madame Speaker’s 80th Birthday.
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She’s rad.
Ripped up Fat Bastard’s State of the Union Speech in front of God and everyone, she did.
That’s rad, brother dad.
Pelosi’s rad.
And she don’t need no Getty money.
Her husband is worth 150 large, or so.
IS Dicaprio really that much taller than Bezos and his chick?
Surf adjacent = lives on the beach at Malibu. And likes much younger girls./
Surf adjacent = buddies with Jonah Hill.
Surf adjacent = Optioned All for a Few Perfect Waves, I believe although he’s not the one to portray Miki Dora.
Mark Ruffalo is.
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And Vince Vaughn is the guy to play Da Bull.
There’s a photo of Greg Noll with a handlebar moustache but I can’t find it.
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Jonah Hill could be Tubesteak and maybe Leo could be Johnny Fain?
The term has been so over used it means nothing anymore. She isnt allowed to smile during a coversation with anyone?
Sorry couldn’t be bothered reading this – but don’t slag off Leo, he’s done good screen work!
Those are really, REEEEALLY big lifts Leo’s wearing there. Like, 8 inch elevators.
Is the Crapio standing on steps ?
Or is Bozo the world’s wealthiest midget ?
P.S.
Mrs. Bozo is faaar too old for Crapio…
cuck·old
/ˈkəkəld,ˈkəkōld/
n.
when a man, has a female teach him to surf…….
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Yeah. The guy is a suspect.
She’s looking at Leo like Chas looked at Elo
Pure swoon.
Elo De Crap Reo.
You realise what happens to us if you keep this up. We will pretty much be Daily Mail website commentors. Please. Lord. Why. No.
Don’t you want to be at ground floor there? Driving conversation?
I know what you are up to. You are trying to make whoop content look comparatively good.
Maybe do a speculative whoop analysis of the three individuals?
So is photo that ‘threatening behaviour’ from Lil’Jeff?
Is that potentially legally actionable?
Can we go back to the squabble on the cobble already.
There’s more! You want?
Speaking – belatedly – about gender reveals, were you surprised when Kolohe voiced his disappointment (on the Dave Prodan podcast a few weeks ago) that he was having a girl rather than a boy and that his butthead buddies would give him grief over it?
He said that? what a clown
He said a few interesting things. Apparently he isn’t a jock at all, he is actually a bit of a nerd – according to himself! I suppose hanging out with Griffin might make one think of oneself as a bit of an intellectual!
Big schlongs usually mean slightly retarded.
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I guess I have never completely understood the noun or verb “cuckold”. Justifiably proud?
It’s one of those words like “strumpet” that doesnt get much use since the Victorian era.
The Brazilians use a derivative of the word – Corno (maybe I’m spelling it wrong) basically an insult that you are a cuckold. Wonder does Kook come out of it? It’s origins are from a European bird that replaces its eggs in another birds nest. It has a very distinctive call cuck -ko.
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