This is not surf adjacent news, on its face, as the two principals in the story neither surf nor SUP nor foil nor pretend to, unlike the world’s fifth richest man Mark Zuckerberg, but… Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the two principals, regularly features as the face of surf news on this very surf adjacent website.
Usually from his role in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Sometimes from his role in Django.
Once, maybe, from his role in Titanic.
Never from his role in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
And so surf adjacent we go but did you see DiCaprio publicly cuckold Lauren Sanchez, significant other of the world’s second richest man Jeff Bezos, at the LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles over the weekend?
The event celebrates under-celebrated wealthy people, I think, but just examine the photo of DiCaprio’s interaction with Sanchez and Bezos.
And now, has this sort of thing ever happened to you?
A public cuckolding?
How did you react?
Like Jeff Bezos showing off muscles and a Mark Zuckerberg-adjacent sense of humor?
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