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Surf Journalist discovers “antipatico” towards fellow surfers key to improved performance!

WHOOP leverages peer pressure to squeeze previously unheard of gains out of average shredders… 

I’m no winner, which is obvious.

The level of intensity and antipatico needed to triumph over another man, woman, non-binary fellow, business competitor, is beyond anything I’m willing to conjure. 

(Antipatico, of course, is how you feel when you see someone you dislike drowning in a river and you refuse to help even if it is a very hot day in summer and you are dreaming of having a nice swim.) 

At the beginning of the year, I began to order my life around my WHOOP strap, a digital fitness tracker that gathers multiple health metrics, monitoring heart rate variability (HRV), resting heart rate and sleep, to create a daily recovery score. WHOOP lets y’know when’s a good time to hit the water for a four-hour marathon session and when you might want to tan under an umbrella on the beach. 

All very helpful, frank advice that doesn’t care for the user’s precious feelings.

A less discussed part of WHOOP and I would suggest it’s most powerful tool is its community. You join a club –  surfing, jiujitsu, BeachGrit, Surf Splendour, running, whatevs – and you’re constantly being monitored against your peers. 

Here, I must win, even if only for an hour, for various time zones mean while I surf, others sleep, and therefore an average man, with a little effort, can triumph over thousand of other surfers or stranglers or joggers. 

BeachGrit and Surf Splendour, very easy to win, Charlie and David Lee Scales have an obstinacy to move that verges on the masochistic, Whoop on the Waves, 1500 members, Jiu Jitsu, 2500, not so much.

Feeling Like The Sexiest Boy In The World!

So you get up a little earlier, go for a run, catch a dozen extra waves, put extra heat behind that strangle.

All to beat people I’ll never meet, never surf or roll with, but for whom I will kill myself to destroy.

Antipatico.

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ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
4 years ago

I understand you get paid to write whoop crap, and it’s fine with me, good for you. But can you please make it less crappy? This is so depressive. Damaging even, for beachgrit for whoop, for humanity. I think not even my morning visit to tubegalore will cheer me up after this.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

As I skin up a certain ski area tomorrow before the bull wheel spins, surrounded by skeletons with lungs, I will think about the Whoop and everything that is wrong with metric driven fitness…this while I attempt to keep my age based VO2 max where it belongs on a brutal climb. Newport is only a week away so I must wonder if a Whoop is waterproof and is there a discount code for new Whoopers?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

Bit of a surf journalistic cartel you have going there. Do you have like secret meetings and shit? Or just Sunday BBQ family get togethers.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
4 years ago

Depressive, ultra soft surf vitamins

Chuck Dukowski
Chuck Dukowski
4 years ago

Leave the cult of ‘Self improvement’ to Americans. It’s the only thing that unifies them.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
4 years ago
Reply to  Chuck Dukowski

Can I compete at eating Thanksgiving endless meals with other fatasses? And or benge watching Netflix?

DeWayne
DeWayne
4 years ago

I see now I will miss the good Ole days when surfing was just about who’s charging it the most ??
And no wave pool surfing.. that’s really going to take things down notch or five

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

You may not be a winner in the traditional sense (business, women/men, physical prowess, etc.) but I appreciate you DR. You’re a winner in my book (cash value $.000000000001)

astro
astro
4 years ago

This all sounds very clubby, D.
Do you get to ponce about in sluggos, too ?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

If you wear it on the left wrist is it a POOHW?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

When it suggests a period of abstinence for better recovery will you ditch it?

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

I thought laughing like Dr.Evil at another’s misfortune was schadenfreude. And antipatico was what you Bondi blokes ate for brunch. Either way, bringing Spanish to the table is high fucking class. I didn’t get further than that so can’t comment on WHOOP.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Your best work is below the line


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