Ultra-rare deep sea ghoul that is “the stuff nightmares are made of” washes up on San Diego most famous bigger wave nude beach!

Very unusual.

Blacks, there in the shadow of Torrey Pines just north of San Diego, is one of southern California’s most famous bigger wave spots. It lurches out of the deep water canyons running off that part of the coast and throws a meaty barrel being able to hold more size than neighboring reefs and sandbars.

All very fine but its beach is also clothing optional with many older hippies sunning their bits and bobs.

Unique.

And even more unique now that an ultra-rare deep water ghoul washed up and mingled with the nudes.

According to San Diego News 7:

Jay Beiler was out walking the strand beneath the Glider Port in Torrey Pines last Saturday. It was almost sunset, he said, sometime around 4:40 p.m., when he stumbled upon … it.”

“I have never seen anything quite like this before,” Beiler said. “You know, I go to the beach fairly often, so I’m familiar with the territory, but I’ve never seen an organism that looked quite as fearsome as this.”

What was it?

“At first I thought it was a — like a jellyfish or something, and then I went and looked at it a little more carefully, and some other people were gathered around it too, and then I saw that it was this very unusual fish,” Beiler said.

What was so unusual about it?

“It’s the stuff of nightmares — mouth almost looked bloody!” Beiler said. “I’d say it was nearly a foot long.”

But what was it?

One of the seven horseman of the VALpocalypse?

A naked Jonah Hill as Jerry Garcia?

Oh no. Ben Frable of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography, says it was simply, “one of the larger species of anglerfish, and it’s only been seen a few times here in California, but it’s found throughout the Pacific Ocean. How you have something from that deep in the ocean … it washing up on the beach here in San Diego has partially to do with the underwater topography of the coastline here on the coast, all the way off of La Jolla here — this was obviously found on Black’s. Up the beach a bit, you have what are called submarine canyons, where water and sediments are running off and it can get really deep, really quickly very close to shore.”

Specifically, it was a female Pacific footballfish, the very same that appeared in the heart-warming film Finding Nemo.

Perfect for the season.