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Joe Rogan references “bad dog of surf” BeachGrit to 200-million listeners on insanely popular podcast during interview with Shane Dorian! “Oh play this! Sweet baby Jesus!”

Rogan reads the BeachGrit headline in his wonderful baritone, twisting it and wringing it like he would a chicken's neck. 

The insanely popular podcaster, and rare voice of the centre, Joe Rogan, has referenced “bad dog of surf”BeachGrit during an interview with Shane Dorian, a big-wave surfer and one-time Hollywood leading man.

BeachGrit was brought into play during a back and forth about a shark attack by a Great White at Dorian’s home break, Banyans, a couple of weeks back. Rogan reads the typically subdued BeachGrit headline in his wonderful baritone, twisting it and wringing it like he would a chicken’s neck.

There were a few sceptics at the time, one reader saying it was too shallow for a White, known more for their rocket-like hits coming out of the inky depths, than belting surfers at waist-deep reefs.

“That Banyan’s shark incident is assumed to have been a black tip reef shark that had been seen acting aggressive over the last week,” one wrote to BeachGrit. “Grabbed him by the arm and pulled him under and when it pulled him under it whipped around and hit him in the face with its tail. Broke his nose and his jaw and knocked his teeth out. The fireman said he had a nasty cut on his arm and he’ll have a good scar but that’s about the extent of it… The kid said that it was a White shark but everyone who was around said no, and the firemen who responded said no. They also said that if you rewind the surf cam back you can see it happen.”

On Rogan, Dorian dispels the naysayers and describes the event.

“My wife was talking to the girl who was next to him, the shark comes up, nails him, takes him underwater and she’s sitting there, holy shit, this guy is dead, and, holy shit, she thought she was dead too… the shark was moving crazy slow like a big slow submarine. And this massive tank of a shark is in four feet of water.”

“…and just sucked him underwater,” says Rogan.

“It didn’t suck him under, dude,” hoots Dorian, “It grabbed his arm with its jaws and pulled him under… And this girl, his board his gone, he’s gushing blood like crazy, haemorrhaging blood, she’s on her board paddling like crazy, he swam under her board and held under her board and she tried to paddle to the beach. She took off her leash and wrapped it super tight around his arm as a tourniquet. On the way in, another guy swam out and added another tourniquet. It saved his life.

Dorian adds that the surfer is still in ICU, his arm “horribly shredded, lost function in some of his fingers.”

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Dead Beat

I wonder if beach grit got an increase in traffic, based on their mention on the Rogan podcast.

Aitch Emm

More like extremely common voice of the thoughtless and misguided,

StoptheplanetIwantoff

He definitely missed a couple of opportunities to refer to his home break.

StarJamma

Why does the screen cap at the bottom look like a mirror that someone put Axe body spray all over?

Waterproof Polo

BG has officially entered the renaissance man conversation. Long overdue.

Jason Bourell

This comment section is almost exclusively a bunch of whiny bitches trying to one up each other with snarky 5th grade comments. Barely a word on the actual article. Now i know where to go if i want to read retards back and forth. Thanks BG.

John Non John

Joe Rogan is the trusted comedian MMA doctor dork to Orange County surfers.

Rich Marx

It would end up like the ELO interview

Dovakin

“centre”

LOL

Nastrabrahmus

If the center is middle-brow wankery posing as critical thinking then I guess Derek is right.

Barrelled

“rare voice of the centre”
Bahahaha!
Nice one Dez.

Trevor Cox

Wow this is some top notch journalism right here!

Stick man

Having a Hardtom.

Stick man

Yeah have Joe on Dirty Water soo we can NOT listen to that either. Fuck yeah.

Stick man

Joe Rogaine

Subantarctic Communist Sealion

Bigger things to worry about in life. Like being a stick, man 🙂

Stick man

I’m not worried 🙂

Urchin Sepsis

So where is Chas? Did he get his nuts cracked?

Stick man

surely he’s whooping up some dribble about the play any day now…hope he includes a pic!

Tomas' silky smooth arms

BG has made it.

Gil Gunderson

Fark that’s some serious mano a mano right there!

Gino

Welcome to the show fellas.

Z Knows

They should headline as BG Editor fix Daddy issue when papa Joe acknowledged his existence.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Kelly is currently emailing Rogan a story about his friend who swears he saw a kraken.

Otto

Kelly is his own best friend. As a matter of fact, his own worst enemy too.

Chazz Michael Michaels

He also has a very loose understanding of the term “friend”.

Unsurprising for a man who has lived like a high class pikey for half a century.

Beef & Beer

His bufty pals Ben Doon and Phil McKraken ?

Waterproof Polo

Wonder how many are left of “unread” from Kelly to Joe..


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