“I’m a nice Jewish boy,” says Hill.
The man who put the V in VAL, Jonah Hill, famous for his comedic turns in a series of box-office hits including Get Him to the Greek where alpha rock star Russell Brand shelves his bag of heroin inside Jonah’s ass and as the nebbish Seth in 2007’s Superbad, is offering fans the chance to own one of his wildly rare “Surf Jew” hoodies.
Hill’s Jewish bona fides are tight.
He was born Jonah Hill Feldstein to Richard Feldstein, the tour accountant for Guns N Roses and appeared on the cover of Heeb magazine, issue fourteen, in 2007. (Hill is holding a bagel smeared with anal, or vaginal, lubricant and talks of his “Jew Pack” or “Jew Tang Clan” of fellow Jewish actors.)
Hill, who turns thirty-eight in five days, is a surf veteran of two years and recently became a Malibu local after buying a nine-million dollar house there. The “Surf Jew” sticker on his surfboard and “Surf Jew” hoodies serve as an ironic punch in the nose to Malibu’s traditional Nazi-punk culture popularised by Miki Dora, Greg Noll and co.
Body positivity issues, or maybe cruelty to VALS, are referenced on the back off the hoodie with the slogan, “You deserve to be treated with love and respect.”
Anyway, hit Instagram, see if y’can join the gang.
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Spot on!
Unpopular opinion here but his brief cameo in Walk Hard is excellent.
Walk Hard is underrated, and tremendous.
Everything about this kook gives me the heebie jeebies…
Jewnah Hell
I bet his favorite candy is Jew Jew Bees.
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A surf veteran of 2 years.
Ouch.
He may have more money then me, and he surly gets more puss than me.
But he’ll have to stay in the game for quite a few more years to be able to paddle out with this 56 year old.
Let’s see how far he takes this new sport of his.
Racism and plagiarism at the same time, well done dipshit
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Town & Country came up with the ying & yang sign of universal balance?! Well fuck me, you learn something new everyday!
Well, it certainly wasn’t the Jews
Clown & Cunty
T&C is the shit in da aina. Might not play out well where you live but its a respected brand.
No. 100%. An old school classic iconic brand with deep roots in our surfing heritage and Hawaiian surf culture. Used to attempt to draw it on notebooks in school and played the T&C surf video game on Nintendo.
With that being said I was just simply making fun of our new friend Jonah.
Bertlemann and Sugihara talk story 2021.
Yep…it ain’t “work” if you love what ya do. Very cool!
The Rothschilds control surfing.
…and then some.
All jokes aside,theres two things I
hate,racists,and fucking jews!
Oh riiiiiight
So his old man is a stereotypical Jewish accountant who bought all three of his children careers in the entertainment industry.
Okey fuckin’ dokey
Fuck the fuck off you spoilt fat wanker non-surfing fuckin’ kooooook.
And lose a pound of flesh while ya at it…
Oh..we’ll hear about it when he does.
Beef & Beer & Body positivity?
A reference to William Shakespeare’s play ‘The Merchant of Venice’, in which a moneylender named Shylock demands ‘a pound of flesh’ from the merchant Antonio if an interest free loan is not paid on-time…
Clever references are always better when you have to explain them.
Haha
Yeah I know I shouldn’t have, but was thinking maybe he hadn’t studied that piece so felt I should make a direct reply.
My own favourite was always the Scottish play.
Our 6th form English teacher (who was a dead ringer for the teacher out of the famous Van Halen video, and whose name was Miss Beers, NO FUCKIN’ SHIT) took our class to see the Roman Polanski version way back in the olden days.
P.S.
Life has never been the same since…
The scottish play! I know a thesbian when I see one. Break a leg!
“Enjoy the journey of wishing you were a trust fund kid with a daddy who has connections all over the industry.”
Sees himself like some modern day Meyer Lansky.
Lansky was self made, and respectable (in his own way).
This guy’s just a bratty turd…
For sure. That’s why I only said he sees himself that way. Jonah sees himself as many things, none of them really true, but all of them steeped in the stench of bratty turd.
Not even any of the most blow hard crewmen I’ve employed over the years or met have gone full wank with a sailing ship on their chest. He’s a fucken idiot. Giant wanker. A giant Val rich wanker who understands fukkall.
He’s got the cash.
Do what any of here would do if we could we had fuck you money..move somewhere warm that has consistent swell and no crowds.
A $9 million dollar home is fucked on sooo many levels.
$9 million buys you amazing fucking property in Montana.
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Or many other places off the trampled on path.
Montana is very well trampled these days.
A fat bratty turd.
Just say’n
Fuck this idiot and all his baggage.
Who gives a fuck, D and Chas.
Ffs.
Rember when you had ex World Champs wanting to punch you out ?
Peak Grit. And now … Jonah fucken Tubbo. Jeez.
I think high-point of seven-year odyssey. Who’s the angry world champ?
But has there been an article about you sexually harassing Jonah yet?
Oh, wait. Yes. There has. Carry on.
PS a hint: the angry ex world champ might have bought this hoody for Chas
F**kin genius,,, hahaaaaaaa
Double up-vote.
Actors with two Jewish parents: Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Paul Rudd, Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bar Refaeli, Anton Yelchin, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Adam Brody, Kat Dennings, Gabriel Macht, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Erin Heatherton, Lisa Kudrow, Lizzy Caplan, Gal Gadot, Debra Messing, Gregg Sulkin, Jason Isaacs, Jon Bernthal, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Esti Ginzburg, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Margarita Levieva, James Wolk, Elizabeth Berkley, Halston Sage, Seth Gabel, Corey Stoll, Michael Vartan, Mia Kirshner, Alden Ehrenreich, Julian Morris, Asher Angel, Debra Winger, Eric Balfour, Dan Hedaya, Emory Cohen, Corey Haim, Scott Mechlowicz, Harvey Keitel, Odeya Rush, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is Jewish, too (though I don’t know if both of his parents are).
Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers: Timothée Chalamet, Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Joaquin Phoenix, River Phoenix, Emmy Rossum, Ryan Potter, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Connelly, Sofia Black D’Elia, Nora Arnezeder, Goldie Hawn, Kristen Stewart, Ginnifer Goodwin, Judah Lewis, Brandon Flynn, Amanda Peet, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman, Ben Barnes, Patricia Arquette, Aidan Gallagher, Kyra Sedgwick, Ali MacGraw, Ryan O’Neal, Dave Annable, and Harrison Ford (whose maternal grandparents were both Jewish, despite those Hanukkah Song lyrics).
Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jewish and/or identify as Jewish: Ezra Miller, Zac Efron, David Corenswet, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, Tiffany Haddish, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Andrew Garfield, Winona Ryder, Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Douglas, Ben Foster, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nikki Reed, Jonathan Keltz, Paul Newman.
Oh, and Ansel Elgort’s father is Jewish, though I don’t know how Ansel was raised. Robert Downey, Jr., Sean Penn, and Ed Skrein were also born to Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers. Armie Hammer, Chris Pine, Emily Ratajkowski, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and Finn Wolfhard are part Jewish.
Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism: Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
You Jewish or just a fan?
THIS is why I come back repeatedly to BG. As an ex-token Gentile for a massive Wall Street firm I believe I earned the right to own that hoodie! BUT one is left to wonder if the ying/yang symbol represents jew/gentile bodily fluid swapping? THIS is biggly important!