Beloved nonagenarian actor Dick Van Dyke shares incredible story of falling asleep on surfboard and drifting out to sea: “I looked around and I started paddling with the swells, and I start seeing fins swimming around me. And I thought, you know, ‘I’m dead!’”

But was it all a dream?

The much beloved actor Dick Van Dyke turned 96 years young, yesterday, and wow. Van Dyke made a name for himself in musical theater before gracing the silver screen, playing unforgettable characters like the chimney sweep in Disney’s Mary Poppins and Dick Van Dyke on “The Dick Van Dyke Show.”

Wonderful and in honor of his birthday, delightful stories from the past near century are being unearthed including this one:

While chatting with Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show in 2010, Van Dyke, then 85, said he’d once enjoyed surfing. But when Ferguson asked if he still caught waves at that point, Van Dyke told him, “No, not anymore.”

He said he used to paddle out on a 10-foot longboard and had a preference for the cold waters of the east coast — specifically Virginia Beach.

“I went out once and I fell asleep on that board,” he shared. “I did! And I woke up out of sight of land.”

But the story gets even more incredible. Van Dyke said, “I looked around and I started paddling with the swells, and I start seeing fins swimming around me. And I thought, you know, ‘I’m dead.’”

“They turned out to be porpoises,” he concluded. “They pushed me all the way to shore. I’m not kidding.”

Well I have never heard anything so surreal. Have you? Also, have you ever fallen asleep on a surfboard? In cold water?

Incredible.

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Richard Perry
Richard Perry
4 years ago

I have fallen asleep laying on my board. Just long enough to drift out to sea .

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago

I’ve fallen asleep reading some of the ” surf journalism” on this site

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

its so bad

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Otto
Otto
4 years ago

You think Corn Pop would know the reference? Or was he too busy being in charge of some bad dudes and dipping his straight edge blade in the rain bucket to make it rusty for battle?

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago

The drugs must have been hittin good that day

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Only fucking kooks enjoy surfing.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I would buy that tshirt

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Sold!

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

Mary Tyler Moore or Natalie Wood, who was hotter? My god I’m old.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

What’s the porpoise of this story?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Flipper, and his band of merry aquatic sidekicks, shmoozing Dick to get them an agent prior to their Floridian based televisual fame…

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

I woke up this morning feeling like shit. My boy was sick on the wknd and has given it to me. I’m not feeling well and just want everyone to leave me alone for the day. I thought I’d take my 2 red cattle dogs for a walk up to Miami beach. Walkin down the path and this guy is riding his bike towards me towing a staffy. I make my 2 leashes shorter and step to the side on someones front lawn so he could go past. So then he decides to stop in front of me and I’m like no go past mate and hes like Oh my dog just wants to say hi and I just back up and cross in front of him onto the road and past him and hes like whats your problem? I’m like my dogs will rip him apart and hes like oh I doubt that and I just keep walking away from him and he shouts out ahh fuck just trying to be nice!
I feel like I just go through life leaving a trail of destruction behind me. Any thoughts?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Buy more ammo, you’ll feel better

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

This is why dogs are stupid. I hate being accosted by some malcontent’s mutt and made to feel like I’m the bad guy for not letting it slobber all over me. Fuck off, you dirty little cunt

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

You’re the bad guy cause you chose having a chinchilla over a dog. No one cares that they’re from the Andes. It’s a goddamn rodent man.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

I’m at home sick today also. So if you feel like pointlessly arguing about any subject to make yourself feel better I’m available.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I don’t know man maybe I need a badge to make me feel better 🙂 Which one suits me? I like the Bygone days one. I grew up in Palm Beach in the early 80s and it was so sick. Elanora was a pine forest, varsity lakes didn’t even exist and noone surfed Palmy. They have literally ruined the entire town with the highrises. The light rail will be the end of it. You can’t make the gold coast ‘highway’ 1 lane for fucks sake

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Sounds like a cry-time badge to me.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Radical thanks

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Possibly the Pfizer, or the plumbing.
You did hear what happened to that young plumber from down Dunnos way I presume.
Hard to tell if it was the Pfizer or the plumbing that got him in the end.
Autopsy yet to be released…

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Barrel or nah? Wankers that say “oh my dog’s friendly he just wants to say hi!”

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

You are BeachGrit.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

I’ve got a staffy. His version of “hello” to most dogs involves looking like he wants to rip their throats out. And yet he’s overbearingly friendly to all humans. He’s a real conundrum.

Bruce Harris
Bruce Harris
4 years ago

My staffy is exactly the same, wouldn’t harm a human ever! But another dog?? It’s on!!! Heard a bunch of racket last week came out, neighbor has two dogs, holden one dog up off the ground about 4 ft and my dog is hanging off the ground!! chomped onto its tail!! Good times!!

Richard Perry
Richard Perry
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

People are way to sensitive these days. He would have certainly blamed you for his dead pup ! You did right.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Grew up with a red heeler on the Goldie. Love those dogs but yes they often don’t like other dogs particularly smaller dogs.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

Yes, I have heard something just as surreal.
https://youtu.be/beWG4vHM82E

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
4 years ago

virginia has no waves


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