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Celebrated actor-cum-director, Malibu authoritarian Jonah Hill goes “sticker crazy” on new birthday longboard, adorns bottom with colorful flair!

Slide n glide.

I will tell you one thing lame about growing up: falling out of love with stickers. But do you remember when you used to dawn your local surf shop’s door, press your nose against the glass and select 1 – 3 stickers? My favorite were Pirate Surf, Billabonic and the Rusty R Dot. I would gather a baggie each summer when my family drove California’s coast to visit grandma down south and when I got home I would lay them out, gaze lovingly at each, then carefully apply them to my chest of drawers just like my North County, San Diego cousins did.

Magic.

Of course, that magic fades and now I don’t now purchase stickers from surf shops, even though I still love them, so was overjoyed to see celebrated actor/director, Malibu stand-out, Jonah Hill in the throes of sticker magic on his just-passed birthday.

In a loving post from Hill’s surf instructor girlfriend (top), the white longboard can be seen, bejeweled from tip to tail and on the bottom with “Surf Jew” stickers amongst others.

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Stickering the bottom a serious commitment to excellence.

Happy Birthday, Jonah Hill!

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Dead Beat

Gabe Medina has more stickers on his board than that

Dead Beat

He just needs 17 go pro mounts then he’s done, full kook mode will finally be achieved. Now he can fuck off to the next sport and make a knob out of himself there

Charlie U.

Rogan has not been the voice of the center since before the pandemic. He no longer criticizes the right at all, for anything. For example, he refused to say anything critical about Ted Cruz when he fled Texas after the storm. The pay off, of course, is Ted Cruz now constantly compliments Rogan and says he should run for office.

mike m

Yellow boards sure were popular there/then.

Gil Gunderson

Where dreams are made reality

channelbottom

Bored

Gil Gunderson

Actor cum director snort lol

c4

That countryside up there seems perfect for such things. The night sky must be better too. I’m so close to SF etc it’s all washed out with lights.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Malibu standout always makes me laugh. Wonder what the Malibu locals (the core ones) think of Jonah.

Travis Edgar

Remember when you didn’t put stickers on the bottom of your board thinking it would create drag thus slowing you down…

Stick man

doesn’t it?

Captain Wack

Happy birthday Jew Hill aka cum director

Huckleberry

Kookus maximus

channelbottom

Nicotine patches?

Firelipe Torpedo

Jonah hill needs a surf school

Occ Topus

So true.
Straight to the comment section.

Picard Madeoff

Our surfing Messiah JONAH! But will he offer Surf Gentile stickers for the non-chosen ones?

Beef & Beer

That’s Chas’s job…

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Jonah’s such a big fan of Ferreira Files his team reached out to me earlier, before he posted this, for some of my work he could put on his board. I haven’t heard from him since I sent these…
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I’m guessing he wasn’t too stok-ed on the BG connection.

c4

Needs a warning for bicko, not safe for viewing in Germany.

V3 Rocket

Dude, nice.

Also – Beachgrit just on Joe Rogan podcast (Shane Dorian)

Otto

Man, Jonah murdered that board OJ S. style.
Over Jew Stickered

Beef & Beer

Apparently there’s a sequel being made of Warhol’s ‘surf’ movie.
Here’s a still shot from Jonah’s audition for the golden shower scene… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Pauly Matt War-Shore

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