Celebrated actor-cum-director, Malibu
authoritarian Jonah Hill goes “sticker crazy” on new birthday
longboard, adorns bottom with colorful flair!
By Chas Smith
Slide n glide.
I will tell you one thing lame about growing
up: falling out of love with stickers. But do you remember
when you used to dawn your local surf shop’s door, press your nose
against the glass and select 1 – 3 stickers? My favorite were
Pirate Surf, Billabonic and the Rusty R Dot. I would gather a
baggie each summer when my family drove California’s coast to visit
grandma down south and when I got home I would lay them out, gaze
lovingly at each, then carefully apply them to my chest of drawers
just like my North County, San Diego cousins did.
Magic.
Of course, that magic fades and now I don’t now purchase
stickers from surf shops, even though I still love them, so was
overjoyed to see celebrated actor/director, Malibu stand-out, Jonah
Hill in the throes of sticker magic on his just-passed
birthday.
In a loving post from Hill’s surf instructor girlfriend (top),
the white longboard can be seen, bejeweled from tip to tail and on
the bottom with “Surf Jew”
stickers amongst others.
Stickering the bottom a serious commitment to excellence.
Happy Birthday, Jonah Hill!
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Ex-Huntington Beach mayor pro tempore, MMA
legend Tito Ortiz lists Surf City harbour home for a neat $6 mil
ahead of Christmas!
By Chas Smith
Room for a 50 ft yacht.
I am now sitting in the shadow of the
Dolomites, sun setting, having completed a travel journey
from Mother Ginger to Cortina in a record setting run. Draped in
Moncler, feeling that cold mountain air, ready to ride. Oh, you’ll
see my WHOOP numbers documenting the 30-hour sprint soon but in the
meantime, former Huntington Beach Mayor Pro Tempore, and mixed
martial arts legend, Tito Ortiz is selling his Huntington Harbour
home, ahead of Christmas, for the low low price of 6 million United
States dollars (adjusted for inflation).
Built on Davenport Island in 2006, the 3,887-square-foot
waterfront house has four bedrooms and four bathrooms. It backs
onto a 50-foot dock with room for a yacht and a Duffy. Ortiz, a
popular mixed martial arts fighter turned politician, bought the
Tuscan-inspired house with its stone and stucco exterior, Spanish
tile roof, arched doorways, and stone balustrades in 2008 for $3.25
million, property records show. He shared it at the time with
ex-adult film star Jenna Jameson, the mother of his twin
sons.
Features include a wood-paneled office just off the entry. A
formal dining room with built-in china cabinets connects to a
300-bottle, temperature-controlled wine cellar with a rolling
library ladder.
A fireplace warms the family room, opening the gourmet
kitchen equipped with high-end appliances.
The interior boasts hand-laid limestone, wrought iron
railings and custom woodwork.
Just off the primary suite is a harbor view patio. A
see-through fireplace separates the primary bedroom from the
bathroom, with its oversized soaking tub. Two walk-in closets add
to the perks.
Nice.
Did you know, though, that Cortina was site of one of the most
famous World War I battles ever? A high altitude trench war where
the Italians fought the Austro-Hungarians along the Lagazuoi
Front?
I’m surprised “Lagazuoi Front” never became a surf-adjacent
neo-punk outfit.
Learn more here.
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Oahu surfer attacked by wild boar near
mythical Kaena Point, “I was trying to paddle away and it was
getting closer. I pushed the board between the pig and I and it bit
my board!”
By Derek Rielly
"Disoriented" wild pig with injuries to its face,
likely sustained from hunting dogs, goes after Oahu surfer.
A North Shore surfer, a vet of thirty-five years, has
survived a hit by a wild boar while surfing a secret-ish outer reef
a third of a mile out to sea near mythical Kaena Point,
that “narrow, dry, west-pointing finger of land located on the
northwest tip of Oahu.”
Ingrid Seiple was surfing a joint she’d never ridden with “slabs
of coral coming out of the water” when she saw a dark shape in the
water. Seiple figured it was a Hawaiian monk seal, then a log with
fibres coming off the trunk but when she looked a little closer, a
head came out of the water and,“That’s when I realized it was a pig and it
saw me. It started swimming toward me as fast as it could! I was
shocked,” Seiple told KITV4. “I was trying to paddle away, it was
very close and it was getting closer. I pushed the board between
the pig and I and it bit my board.”
As the boar hit her board, Seiple dived underwater to escape its
jaws.
“It looked very disoriented. It turned out to sea and started
swimming. When I came up it was still swimming out to sea.”
Seiple’s theory is the boar
was chased into the water by hunting dogs, injuries on its face
a reflection of its own existential flight.
Long read: A treatise on Andy Warhol’s
waxploitation film San Diego Surf, “We middle-class people really
suffer watching you surfers out there…Can’t you just piss on
us?”
By Ben Marcus
Warhol soft-core with male homosexual overtones,
campy surfsploitation, extremely funny in places.
“It’s not a homoerotic surf movie; it’s a surf-erotic homo
movie. Honestly, as I recall, it was like Buster Keaton ate acid
and had Abercrombie dudes double as the Pump House Gang. It’s a
dilettante delusion, man.” – Chris Malloy on Andy
Warhol’s San Diego Surf (1969)
Andy Warhol still had the sand of La Jolla in his toes
on June 3, 1968, when that crazed chick popped a cap in
him.
Why did Valerie Solanas shoot Warhol and try to kill him? There
are books and movies on the subject.
A long story.
Two days later, Robert Kennedy was assassinated in Los Angeles,
and that incident shoved aside every other headline.
The world quickly forgot that one of the most influential
artists of the 20th century had been shot and nearly killed.
What the world also didn’t know was, a couple of weeks before
that, Warhol was in California, on the beach in La Jolla staying in
the condo of Cliff Robertson, shooting a movie about the La Jolla
surf scene called San Diego Surf.
San Diego Surf was never released.
No surprise, as Warhol’s near assassination was a life-
cataclysm that changed him forever. The gaunt Andy Warhol that the
world thinks of now is the Andy Warhol that emerged after he nearly
died, and surgeons had to open his chest to massage his heart.
According to the WarholStars.org website, at 4:51 p.m.:
“Andy Warhol is pronounced clinically dead. The doctors cut open
his chest and massage his heart. They are amazed by the damage
caused by the bullet which went through his lung, then ricocheted
through his esophagus, gallbladder, liver, spleen, and intestines
before exiting his left side, leaving a large hole. He is dead for
1 1/2 minutes before they revive him. They operate for five and a
half hours, removing his spleen. He is in critical condition, but
survives.”
Andy Warhol had bigger things to think about after June 3, 1968,
and so all the film he had shot in San Diego was left in the can
and wasn’t edited until just a few years ago.
San Diego Surf is a Warhol curiosity: east meets west on the
beaches of La Jolla.
Why did Warhol go west? What did Warhol come up with? How did he
see our world through the lens of all he had seen before?
Until now, the only way you could see San Diego Surf
was to make a pilgrimage all the way to the Warhol Library in
Pittsburgh. Over the past 10 years, a few surfers have made that
pilgrimage, but to most of the world, San Diego Surf
doesn’t exist.
This all became interesting around 2000, while researching a
book idea called Blue Screen, which was to be a history of
Hollywood surf movies — a genre you could call “waxploitation”
films.
While in a Google search, this fact appeared online on
WarholStars website.
Andy Warhol’s San Diego Surf.
Andy Warhol: “La Jolla was one of the most beautiful places I’d
ever seen. We rented a mansion by the sea and a couple of other
houses for the people who were going to be in the movie — some of
them had flown out with us and the others just met us there. …
Everybody was so happy being in La Jolla that the New York problems
we usually made our movies about went away — the edge came right
off everybody. … From time to time I’d try to provoke a few fights
so I could film them, but everybody was too relaxed even to fight.
I guess that’s why the whole thing turned out to be more of a
memento of a bunch of friends taking a vacation together than a
movie.”
Interesting, but that was it. A few years later, Fernando
Aguerre received as a present for allowing his surfboard collection
— in La Jolla — to be shot for a book called The Surfboard: Art,
Style, Stoke. The present was Andy Warhol: “Giant” Size, a book
that measured 16.8 inches by 13 inches by 2.4 inches — by 15
pounds.
That is a big book that covers the entire arc of Warhol’s life
from his birth in 1928 to death in 1987. There is one page
dedicated to San Diego Surf, with images of some ’70s-looking
surfers hanging around in La Jolla.
That book sparked an intrigue with Warhol.
In the movie Basquiat, David Bowie deserved an Oscar
nomination for his depiction of Warhol — and so combining the book
with Basquiat, Andy Warhol became a research obsession.
Andy Warhol made a surf movie in San Diego. Interesting. What’s
that like then? East is east and west is west.
Was it possible to see it?
Asking around, a few members of the surfing/art community had
seen San Diego Surf. Bolton Colburn is a good surfer,
originally from La Jolla, who was director of the Laguna Beach Art
Museum for 14 years — until May of 2011. (Bolton nearly took me
head off with a giant backside carve at Lowers in the 1990s. Good
surfer.)
In 2005, Bolton emailed:
Yes, it’s interesting — depressing. He was working on it in
San Diego and flew back in the midst to New York and then was shot.
Some people would think it’s boring. But as a historical document,
it’s absolutely a must to see. There is a little surfing in it. It
was shot at Cliff Robertson’s house in La Jolla — that alone makes
it amazing.
Side note: Cliff Robertson is an Oscar-winning actor best known
in the surfing world for portraying the Big Kahuna in the movie
Gidget. Born in 1923, Robertson grew up in La Jolla and
was an early California surfer. He was involved to the point where
he was a partner in Robertson-Sweet Surfboards in the 1950s and was
one of the pioneers of using foam in surfboards during the
transition from hardwoods and balsa.
So, Warhol was shooting San Diego Surf from Cliff Robertson’s
house in La Jolla.
An interesting fact, but what is the movie about?
Chris Malloy was another who had seen it. In May 2009 he
responded to an email which described San Diego Surf as a
“homo-erotic surf movie:”
It’s not a homoerotic surf movie; it’s a surf-erotic homo
movie. Honestly, as I recall, it was like Buster Keaton ate acid
and had Abercrombie dudes double as the Pump House Gang. It’s a
dilettante delusion, man.
Chris Malloy is one of the few surfers who uses expression like
“dilettante delusion.” Malloy said he had a copy, but when he went
looking in one of his barns, he couldn’t find it. That just made a
curious person curioser and curioser to see San Diego
Surf.
But how to get a copy of it?
Scott Starr lives in Santa Barbara and is an avid collector of
historic surfing and skateboarding movies. In his inventory of
movies — which is 52 pages long — there was this oddity:
“ANDY MAKES A MOVIE …1968 A short Documentary on ANDY WARHOL,
Bob Smith? filmed while Aaron Sloan? interviewed Andy … filmed
during the shoot of his never released so called SURFING MOVIE
called (SAN DIEGO SURF aka THE SURFING MOVIE aka SURFING). Andy was
making some sort of artsy fartsy surf film on the beach at La Jolla
where they rented a beach house for 3 weeks. This short film is
just a bunch of weird scenes of the actors, surfers, loading
cameras with film, frolicking on the beach, scenes of them with
cameras in the house looking outside all taking place as Andy is
working … guys in speedos and leather jackets splashing in the
surf, no real surfing going on just a bunch of weirdness, and it
seemed to be really cold, everyone has on jackets and it’s windy…
and all thru the scenes you hear Andy answering the interviewer’s
questions about Art, Films, Actors Life etc…. Extremely rare piece
of surf history, you must be a true Andy fan to even want to watch
it.. but there are some classic surfboards in it, and some very
strange scenes … this film is Rare as Hens Teeth!”
A black-and-white documentary about Andy Warhol making a
surf-erotic homo movie in La Jolla that no one has ever seen?
Double obscure.
Scott Starr sent a copy of Andy Makes a Movie, and that
got passed around to people in the art/surf world who might be
interested in it.
It came with a caveat:
“It’s Andy hovering over the beach in La Jolla, shooting a bunch
of hot men prancing around in bathing suits. Andy kind of looks
like a surfer. The interviewer is asking a bunch of boring
questions that Andy is trying to duck. It’s fascinating and boring
at the same time.”
One of the recipients was a well-known surfer/director from New
York, because as a movie director and a surfer and a guy from New
York, it might interest him the most.
It did and in his bathroom he showed a photo of himself at
Studio 54 in the late 1970s with a young, handsome Calvin Klein and
the blonde, thin, post-shooting Warhol. The director said he knew
Warhol as a young actor in New York, and back then, Warhol had
given him two, 5-by-7 paintings — including a piece of art politely
called “oxidation painting” and impolitely “piss painting,” where
Warhol would urinate on metal and make designs:
“A couple of years ago, I was moving,” the director said,
“I found those paintings and showed them to a friend. He said,
‘I’ll get you $5,000 a piece for those.’ I said, ‘Sure.’ He came
back and said, ‘I’ll get you $15,000 a piece for those.’ I said,
‘Sure.’ He came back and said, ‘I’ll get you $50,000 a piece for
them.’ I said, ‘OK. Whatever.’ They sold at auction for six
figures. Each.”
A pretty shocking amount of money in the six figures — each —
but we’ll keep that private.
Andy Makes a Movie is odd and obscure and phantomish,
but still is listed on IMDB.
“Film professor Aaron Sloan doggedly interviews a reticent and
distracted Andy Warhol as he directs an ‘untitled surfing movie’
(the never-released ‘San Diego Surf’), on location at
Cliff Robertson’s La Jolla, California beach house in May of
1968.”
The WarholStars.org website went into more detail and includes
some dialogue:
San Diego Surf was the last Warhol film that Ingrid
Superstar and Taylor Mead appeared in. It was shot in May 1968 in
La Jolla, California. The cast also included Viva, Eric Emerson,
Louis Waldon and Joe Dallesandro. Paul Morrissey assisted Warhol
during the shooting of the movie.
During the filming, another filmmaker, Bob Smith, was on hand to
film Warhol making San Diego Surf for Smith’s own short
documentary Andy Makes A Movie. Smith (aka Robert Emmet
Smith) had previously worked as an art director on Hollywood
feature films, including The Mole People (1956), Lonely Are The
Brave (1962) and Hombre (1967). Smith’s film shows both Andy Warhol
and Paul Morrissey behind the camera during various scenes.
Andy Warhol:
“Everybody was so happy being in La Jolla that the New York
problems we usually made our movies about went away — the edge came
right off everybody. … We’d lounge around listening to our
transistors on the beach, playing songs like Cowboys to Cowgirls, A
Beautiful Morning, cuts from the Jimi Hendrix’ Axis album. From
time to time I’d try to provoke a few fights so I could film them,
but everybody was too relaxed even to fight. I guess that’s why the
whole thing turned out to be more of a memento of a bunch of
friends taking a vacation together than a movie. Even Viva’s
complaints were more mellow than usual.” (POP269)
After they finished filming in La Jolla, Warhol and entourage
returned to New York. Less than a month later, a Warhol star walked
into Andy’s new Union Square offices and pulled out a gun and shot
him.
In November 2011, Kenvin emailed notes on why he went, what he
saw and what he thought:
OK guess I’ll chime in here.
Went to see the film in 2008 in Pittsburgh. My interest? Read everything Warhol and crew wrote for years.
Saw films like My Hustler — Truman Capote in a beach chair on Fire
Island with perfect offshore tubes in the background — at Whitney
in the ’80s. Heard the stories of Carl Ekstrom making boards used in
Warhol’s surf film. … One was asymmetric. Never met anyone who had
actually seen the film. Primary interest was pop culture in relation to Simmons,
Ekstrom, board design. … 1966-1968 in La Jolla = Steve Lis Fish, Ekstrom asymmetric,
Mirandon’s Twin Pin. Interesting stuff to me.” Also in November 2011, Jamie Brisick said similar things,
during a phone call, about his pilgrimage to see the movie with
Randy Hild in 2011. Brisick wondered if San Diego Surf was inspired
by Tom Wolfe’s Pump House Gang, or if they were done during the
same summer — by design or chance. Kenvin answered that part of the mysterioso. Tom Wolfe writes about Simmons and Windansea in ’66. … Warhol
shows up in ’68, uses an Ekstrom board, to La Jolla, mind you, Windansea — both
of these guys. Not Malibu, not L.A., but Windansea.
Struck me that both of these hipster kings of pop were way on
the outside of a nut they couldn’t crack when they showed up here
and used the place as subject matter for their work.
It’s a guess about Wolfe. I assume Pump House Gang had
something to do with it. Don’t know. Cliff Robertson might have
been an influence, too. Both Pump House and San Diego Surf have
references to a ‘mysterioso’ sacred side of surfing in conflict
with the establishment/commercialism.
San Diego Surf is pure comic satire. I think it’s meant
to be funny above all else.
Use of the word “mysterioso” could be the smoking gun.
The missing link. San Diego Surf was inspired by Tom
Wolfe.
Kenvin continued:
So saw the film for those reasons, hoping to license some
footage for effect for a segment on late ’60s in La
Jolla.
[Warhol] Foundation was saying there were doubts — legal,
etc. — about being able to license any.
My resources were slim.
Asked to describe the movie Synopsis? Was there a plot? Kenvin
did that beautifully in an email:
The film:
Warhol soft core with male homosexual overtones, campy
surfsploitation, extremely funny in places. Has themes that are
awesome satire of everything in surfdom: competition versus
soul, golf versus surfing, gay versus straight, etc., etc.,
etc.
Plot: Married couple Viva and Taylor Mead move to La Jolla
from the east.
Taylor coming out of the closet; Viva not getting any. House
on beach surrounded by bronzed surf flesh of both sexes.
Taylor uses surfing as means to hook up with boys and crack
California society. Viva is drunk and bitter and wants to hook up
with the boys surrounding the house. … The boys are happy with the
girls, and Taylor just keeps chasing the boys through his
“interest” in surfing.
Viva opens film with monologue about how “all surfers are
repressed homosexuals.”
So, Viva and Taylor are just frustrated the whole
time.
Oh, so it wasn’t Tom Wolfe who inspired the movie, it was
Fred Van Dyke’s infamous quote to Sports Illustrated in 1966 about
how all big-wave surfers are latent homosexuals. The online
timeline for Riding Giants explained: “Van Dyke later claims he was
quoted out of context, while everyone else is looking up the word
‘latent.’”
Kenvin continued:
Film ends with Taylor getting a golden shower while standing
on the Ekstrom board screaming, “I’m a real surfer now!”
Which was worth the drive to Pittsburgh for me.
Three years later, Randy Hild of Roxy made a similar pilgrimage
to Pittsburgh to see San Diego Surf. He had known about the movie
going back to his time as a student at Cal Arts, and as a surfer
and an artist, he was intrigued. Hild was involved in the
festivities around The Quiksilver New York City Pro in September
2011, and he suspected the east-meets-west,
Warhol-on-the-beach-at-La-Jolla, homoerotic surf movie would be a
great cultural hors d’ouerve for all the surf culture that would be
invading New York.
Hild invited east/west literati Jamie Brisick on the mission,
and also Chris Gentile and Kristin Barone from New York.
The goal was to finally see the movie and decide if Quiksilver
should show it at the New York City contest.
In the end, to make long, interesting phone conversations with
Brisick and Hild short, San Diego Surf was not their cup
of tea, at least in the corporate sponsorship sense: “By the end of
the movie there was no conversation,” Brisick said, and Hild
agreed: “Quiksilver is a PG-13 company, and this movie was not
that.”
Brisick and Hild had a lot more to say about San Diego
Surf: How they loved it, how they hated it, how, like the
black-and-white documentary Andy Makes a Movie, San Diego
Surf was boring and fascinating at the same time, occasionally
funny but a piece of surf art by Warhol that the world should see —
for better or worse.
World’s most exclusive surf resort reopens
to public after two years of COVID-enforced closure; pulls back
curtain on Tesla batteries in pivot to clean energy!
By Derek Rielly
Dreamiest joint on earth establishes environmental
bona fides.
The ultra-exclusive American owned surf resort Tavarua
has re-opened to the public after two years bolted down by
government decree and has revealed a pivot to clean
energy.
Tavarua, a heart-shaped island in the Fiji’s Mamanuca
archipelago, is about the dreamiest joint on earth, a pool and bar
staring into a sizzling, fall-off-and-you’re-bloodied lefthander
called Restaurants and but a ten-minute boat ride to Cloudbreak,
one of the world’s most iconic waves.
In 2010, those rights were dissolved and Cloudbreak became a
free-for-all, good for some, poor shredders and travellers, bad for
rich surfers whose domain was finally trampled by rampaging
peasants.
Anyway, joint has been closed down for two years and has just
reopened, and has revealed a pivot to clean energy, installing 483
solar panels and Tesla batteries to power most of the island.
There’s still backup generators, ain’t always sunny and rains more
than you’d think in Fiji, but a very good move, don’t wanna keep
drilling for oil etc.