Will Webber, supine, semi-dead on Spooks Beach.

Legend surfboard shaper says he was seconds away from death after rescuing drowning child in wild cyclone surf! “It was like being in a heavyweight fight you knew you shouldn’t be in… It was bloody close!”

“I felt people grabbing me, I heard voices. My head was so hot. I couldn’t use my arms or legs…"

The Angourie-based surfboard shaper Will Webber, brother of concave pioneer Greg Webber, has revealed he nearly drowned two weeks ago and only minutes after successfully rescuing a drowning child in wild cyclone surf. 

Will says he was watching the surf with a couple of pals, as he does every day, when he saw a dad and his daughter caught in a rip at Spookies, a dramatic righthand ledge just north of the more famous Angourie Point. 

Fifty-two-year-old Will says he ran the 250 metres to the water’s edge, saw the kid going under, dived in and swam into the zone. 

“I knew she didn’t have oxygen and she could get brain damage,” he says. 

By this time, another shaper, Luke Short, had paddled into the lineup on a mini-mal.

The pair got the father-daughter combo onto the rocks. 

“Then I turned around to Luke and said, ‘Now I’ll show ‘em how it’s done’ and went to swim over the bank,” says Will. “I forgot it was an east swell and how much water was in the bay. I’d been fasting and I’d lost a lot of weight and was starting to get cold quickly. I was getting pounded by these relentless sets. I’d come up and there was only two seconds before another wave. And I was in a hell rip going out to China and getting belted and belted. And then I started worrying about sharks ‘cause it was so murky and yucky. I was going out to sea and I thought, I can’t beat this. I started to get weaker and weaker and, finally, I went, fuck it, I’m going to have to do it, I need help. I figured as soon as someone saw me waving, I could lie on my back and go out to sea and wait for the coastguard, that’s if they could get out. Trouble was, it was too choppy to lie on my back and I started to get heavy. Later, I’d look at my board shorts and see that the pocket was open, this big pocket. 

“Then I looked over and saw Luke Short two hundred metres away. I was thinking, fuck, hurry man. He didn’t look to be getting anywhere. He knew he had one shot at getting me. If he got stuck, or if he duck dived and lost the board, which he’d grabbed without a leash, we’d both be stuck. Right then, the biggest sets of the arvo came in. Got two six-footers on the head. Oh, man, I was thinking, get in here quick. I couldn’t get near the rocks. It was bloody close. I don’t think I could’ve made one more set. My last two breaths were like gulps into my cheeks, not even into my lungs. 

“Finally, Luke got me and I grabbed him around the neck like a vice. When the wave picked us up I started strangling him, then the wave overtakes us and I’m drowning and Luke feels me starting to faint and then he does this reverse jiujitsu double leg lock around me. We wash up on the beach with this massive surge. 

“I felt people grabbing me, I heard voices. My head was so hot. I couldn’t use my arms or legs. I was spewing so they put me in the coma position. After a while the police turned up and they had to lift me up like a dead body and carry me to the ambulance.

“The ambo’s came, shot me full of stuff and put me on 100 percent oxygen. Spent four hours in hospital, lungs x-rayed, had to wait for the lactic acid to come down.” 

At nine pm, Will was released from Maclean hospital, “Oh, man, nine o’clock and I’m standing in the streets of Maclean, in boards, freezing cold. I went from the penthouse to the shithouse.”

That night, sleep didn’t come easy.

“I was laying there with a god’s-eye view of it, trying to work out what went wrong. I go to that beach every day. My Mum’s memorial chair looks straight out there. I was saying to Dad, it was like being a heavyweight fight you knew you shouldn’t be in but you know you can get through it somehow. I was holding on for that, keeping enough oxygen to work with. I definitely didn’t give up, but the lights were getting dim. It was fucking… it was really bloody close.”

Check out Will’s boards, here, and buy his debut novel CHUD (“Thirty-three pages of addiction and debauchery!”), here. 

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Erodz
Erodz
4 years ago

This sounds like a positive to me!

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Cats are cunts

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4 years ago

Thanks for the up date

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Hot stuff
4 years ago

If you think he’s great you’d love me.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

stop prayer, fuck whatever…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

I made the mistake of going surfing in proper shorts once. I was all the way down to the beach and realised that I was in such a froth that I’d forgotten to put boardies on.

Well I regretted that in a hurry.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Didn’t pull the Italo and smash the competition in your jorts CB?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

The competition was me and I mentally smashed myself when I realised how stupid it was to do that. Not only did I barely escape the reasonable rip merely by being pushed in by a fortunate set before I got too far out, but all three pockets were filled with sand when I staggered up from the water. Thank fuck it was a messy grey onshore day and barely a jogger on the beach to witness my idiocy.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago

Come by the Phils one day, Ill introduce you to the natives.
They like havin a laugh

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Hot stuff
4 years ago

You ain’t been in a real jungle, kid

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Those can be wokked to benefit mankind

c4
c4
4 years ago

A girl I was friends with had a litter of kittens and she asked some workers down the street if any of them wanted one. She went and got it and they threw it in a running chipping machine.

Nowadays that would be on all the Bay Area news stations. It was just another day back in the eighties.

20 mule team
20 mule team
4 years ago

….and then the whole airport started clapping.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

I would actually pay to see Chas ask purposefully annoying questions to Natedog Flozza. One weekly video of Chas being a cunt would release the sheckles from my grasp.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago

no need to visit a zoo when you can see that kind of stuff in the wild.

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4 years ago

We’d have fun just kickin it.
Where would you take me??
I’ve never tried crack

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4 years ago

Only a believer knows the feeling.

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4 years ago

Citizen of the day award!!

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4 years ago

Are you gonna kick me?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

I can’t comment on the Pelican story. Da fuq?

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Shark thought he was a foiler. Poor little bastard

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Well…foilers arrrrre pelicans.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I once saw a pelican remove a yapping chihuahua from a jetty. just swooped in and took it. flew off with the leash hanging out its beak. I hope it didn’t cause any digestion issues. I like pelicans.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

That’s so heavy. Hopefully a leather strap that got digested.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

pelican flew off around the mangroves so no one saw the final result. maybe the dog was spat out into mangroves and mud. the owner of the yapping dog was pretty distraught.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

You can imagine. Hopefully it got devoured quickly and didn’t die a slow mud crab death.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

randomizing which comment section was under an article wasnt confusing enough.
Now combining them.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Yeah, every comment now….Hi, I’m in Delaware….

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago

You attract
nonetheless

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Hot stuff
4 years ago

They’re attracted to you.
For some reason


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