Hotter than hell water and arrival of Tiger and Bull sharks.
An extended period of north swell spinning off the back of a tropical cyclone has combined with an “extreme marine heatwave” to bring Sydney surfers a sweet little summer of dreamy lil wedges and warm as hell water.
If y’live in Sydney, you’ll shuffle between steamer, vest, trunks over the course of a normal summer, upwellings caused by the prevailing north-easter sending water temperatures plummeting, sometimes as low as fourteen (57 F) while an extended run of southerlies will gitcha, briefly, in trunks.
Right now, water is hovering around twenty-three degrees Celsius or 73 F in the ol’ language.

“It appears now to be reaching those record levels and will likely be the hottest January on record. It’s an extreme marine heatwave,” Moniya told The Guardian, explaining the three factors pumping up the temps: global heating, a LA Nina weather system and atmospheric conditions.
Of course, for every action there is a reaction.
“Marine heatwaves are having severe consequences on ecosystems and they can kill habitats,” she said.
Bummer.
Also, the warm water is bringing in Tiger and Bull sharks.
Have you hopped in the water lately? The last few days the water has been freezing compared to previous weeks not warm
The water is freezing today at Avoca… More over hyped climate bullshit presented as fact.
Beach Grit with no surf contests to report on resembles one of those $2 titty mags from the Servo (Australian)… “Picturemag” etc stories like ‘Man grows pumpkin in the shape of a penis’.
Damn …. Can’t lie on here ,,,, those numbers would send me to a bend down the road …😞
Woddayamean ‘if’ ?
… you’ll shuffle between steamer, vest, trunks over the course of a normal summer…
Criiiiikey Dezza
Trunks ?
TRUNKS, I hear you say ?
How long have you been using that American term ?
Shouldn’t it be shorts ?
Boardshorts, or ‘boardies’ to be more precise ?
Or in more traditional Aussie vernacular, your ‘cozzie’…
Baggies
And Mahi Mahi?
The finest eating fish in my opinion. I’ve caught one in New Zealand.
Great effort! So fucking good eating. A toss up between that and freshly sashimi’d Spanish Mackerel.
So I wasn’t the only one looking at the break and wondering what the chlorophyll overlay liked like.
We want the news not the weather.
The surf here is pumping (and a bigger swell forecast for Sunday)… that’s news. The coconut wireless has it covered.
Or a temptress of a weather reporter.
When we want the weather we tune on Yanet Garcia’s channel
how’s the water temp in Kelvin’s and what’s the Whoop strap indicate about your heart-rate with regards to more Tigers & Bulls in the lineup & VALs & vaxxes & Only Fans & anything but surfing? wavepools? real estate? B_____(owel) M_______(ovements)?
negs betta give you comment of the day emoji’s for that.
Pfft, I won’t believe it until I hear what Kelly has to say about it.
He literally knows 5 people who have died from the vaccine.
Understanding the extremely unlikely odds of that must mean it is extremely dangerous to be Kelly’s friend
He should buy a lottery ticket…
I’d suggest he knows a shit ton of people
I bought an Anko wetshirt.
It’s great, looks good with the Anko boardies.
I’ve also got an Anko room fan.
And an Anko hat.
Also an Anko steering wheel cover and Anko car seat covers.
More like Wanko ay
He’s shopping in the wrong department. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
My accountant loves it.
Water in Newy dropped back to around 18 degrees today thanks to NE’r. Still some very fun sideshore waves though.
PS This is some wholesome content!
Thanks! I’ll read it tonight right before I go to sleep.
Some swellnet shit
I was thinking it was ratshit it’s dropped from 26 to 25 here on the Gold Coast, not sure we even got to 18 over the winter.