Update: Kolohe Andino not disqualified from Billabong Pro Pipeline Masters or Hurley Pro Sunset Beach, takes cracks and lives to fight another day!

Your new favorite.

The hottest rumor of this early North Shore season has taken a quick though satisfying turn. San Clemente’s Kolohe Andino, currently dwelling amongst the seven mile miracle ahead of the Billabong Pro Pipeline Masters and Hurley Pro Sunset Beach was, moments ago, rumored to be disqualified after a robust fight.

As it turns out, and straight from Andino’s mouth, there has been no disqualification and, instead, a hero has been born.

The true story?

“I got burned then yelled at because I hooted then I defended myself with words. He slapped me. I did not move. Then he punched me. I went in. He continued surfing.”

A manual in “How to Deal with Conflict and Various other Issues on Oahu’s North Shore by Those who Dwell on the Mainland.”

Andino now a favorite both in your heart and for the 2022 World Title.

Your champion.

Bet on him here.

 

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Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
4 years ago

Plus they all know exactly who is staying in what house, and where the spare keys are kept. They’re highly like turn up in the middle of the night offering free rides to Honolulu airport (via the hospital).

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
4 years ago

And then the Hawaiian spends his summertime doing the exact same thing to other people at their own home breaks. Occasionally teaming up with angry Frenchmen and attempting to drown anyone who calls out their bullshit.

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
4 years ago

Was it a “Oi” hoot, or an “it’s all good, that’s a sick wave so make sure you pull in” hoot?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

Thanks LGR ….. He made some lovely boards for Connor O’Leary’s recent Hawaiian Visit to Haliewa ….. They looked so stable underfoot in tough conditions .

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago

Mate the Mamamia podcast has more relevance to surfing than this place

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
4 years ago
James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

I lived in South West France for 20 years in a tiny coastal village with 26 km of beachbreaks , with the nearest road access 6 km north and 20 Kim’s south yet every visiting surfer asked me why I didn’t move 3 hours south to Hossegor …. but having grown up in Syney’s surfing Zoo the last fucken thing I wanted to do was to end up in another one …… surfing alone is priceless !

Jack Barlow
Jack Barlow
4 years ago

That’s why the smart people live on the outer islands

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

The Hands are the worst after surfing ….took 30 minutes of Gripping the heated steering wheel with the AC on 28 degrees Celsius before the throbbing pain dissipated ….. I have just ordered a new , slightly more voluminous board to never miss a wave to reduce down time and hypothermia

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

I understand your plight
I once overheard a young Latronic explain to Billy Barker , holed up at friend’s parents palatial hacienda during a Tyre Pro at 80s Cronulla , the joys of surfing and Island name after Slater ….. I assume that there are waves all over the shop but don’t expect to turn up to Kodak Reef on a good day , or possibly any day and get one ……which is a worldwide phenomenon …..if it’s been in a magazine , forget it ……or take the long road , and spend years to work your way up the local heirarchy , to gain access , as it should be .

mike m
mike m
4 years ago
Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Surfing needs new direction now that Sophie left the WSL and the sport is rudderless without her forward thinking, innovative leadership!

J H
J H
4 years ago

Have you not been following NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC for the last twenty years or so?

Specially the period of time between 2016 and now?

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

You forgot Fox.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

Oh Rupert is so 20th Century Fox ….. ok just the last 21 years of that stormy century after the wall fell down …..and wages for the common man stayed down .FOREVER !

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

And NPR (that fake news story about SCOTUS this week was a doozy!)

Apeman
Apeman
4 years ago

Sounds like surfads mate Billy has tinted up and headed over….

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

Little bitch Kolohe doing little bitch things.

Snowbored
Snowbored
4 years ago

Wow. That de-escalated quickly.

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
4 years ago

I’ll ask again. What makes a crack false and why is it different to a genuine crack?

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
4 years ago

false crack = sucker punch

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
4 years ago

Ok so what’s a real crack?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

Kolohe Andino stars in, Battenin’ Down the Door.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

O’ Kneel ……..? The goddess of victory Nike and Hurley Burley what a girly would not have genuflected in this situation ? Giggles

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
4 years ago

Self inflicted reckless isolation

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

I’m no tough guy, but I would have at least gone after whoever slapped me. Always have.
Sure, I may have got my ass kicked, but at least I made an attempt.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Trouble is, it’s not just the Guy you’re hitting…

Gino
Gino
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I realize that Negs. I was there from 89-91.
Was at Diamond Head of all places when a local a pro ranked in the top 5 had about 6 of his boys block for him. He got called out, talked shit,and backed down from the guy who offered to paddle in and take care of it. I feel whenever a guy walks away, it sets a precedent for for the next guy. It empowers the offender.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

From 85 to 90 , After hearing stories of Mickey Nielsen and Tim Fretz ….. I decided it was probably safer , cheaper, and I was much more likely to get a zillion waves and get barreled spending hard earned cash on holidays to the Gold Coast during the cyclone season than during a winter on the North Shore …

I watched a vid on batS today and pro surfer Harry Bryant caught only 7 waves in 6 hours of surfing at Pipe , Sunset and Haliewa …… Fuck I caught 20 waves on Thursday morning in 90 minutes in Ice Cold Baltic Freeze the balls of a brass monkey lefts , wearing , a 6/5 hood gloves and boots doing the run around after each dribbler on the rocks .

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Phewwwwwwwwww! I had him penciled in for the W at Pipe. Was worried for my Surfvival!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

I hope you’re joking.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

You know I’m joking my good man

Bob Jones
Bob Jones
4 years ago

Had a buddy livin out there , Kalani Chapman burn him at Rockies, instead of straightening out he did kinda a back carve and directed spray towards KC in angst…. got to the beach, got cracks

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
4 years ago
Reply to  Bob Jones

So lame . if you did that to him off the islands what would he do? Nada….

Popvaditecclesiae
Popvaditecclesiae
4 years ago
Reply to  Bob Jones

KC is a racist pig. In fact all hawaiians who act like that are. If one is stronger than them and gets them alone they are all “aloha” otherwise they are just another version of the cowardly KKK.


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