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Ex-President of United States, friend of Kelly Slater, Barack Obama nears completion of south Oahu family home culturally appropriated from Magnum P.I.!

History written by the winners etc.

The ex-President of the United States, and friend of Kelly Slater, Barack Obama appears to be nearing completion on his oceanfront south Oahu mansion, according to local news reports, as finishing touches are being applied to the landscaping. Purchased in 2015 for $8.7 million, the three-acre parcel will include three structures and two swimming pools.

Activists and stinkerdoodles have been making some noise and fuss about how the Obamas have found a loophole in some law or bylaw that will allow them to keep an environmentally damaging seawall in place. Those activists should be making a fuss about how the property was culturally appropriated from Magnum P.I. and was the actual Robin’s Nest where many crimes and mysteries were solved.

Robin's nest.
Robin&Rsquo;S Nest.

The Obamas razed the property three years after purchase in a possible attempt to wipe the memory of Tom Selleck and his gorgeous Ferrari 308 GTS from history.

Robin's nest today.
Robin&Rsquo;S Nest Today.

A real shame.

Back to Kelly Slater, though, maybe the Obamas can invite him over for beach tacos once they are all moved in.

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Island Hopper

Magnum drank “Coops” (a made-for-TV brand) on the show.

TNTB

Unless he was a republican of course. Lol

TNTB

I’m quite sure just the construction alone had the carbon footprint of a small city. Hypocrites have no shame. Lol

Magnum

For a guy who is portrayed a lot of concern about climate change caused sea level rise, Barry Soetero sure owns a lot of ocean front property.

John Poole

You have lived up to your alias with a juvenile response. What is it about you fellows who use aliases? I use my real name and stand behind my comments. You hide your real identity. That suggests you are a coward. Use your real name doofus.

Eesha Williams

well said

Occ Topus

Anybody can do anything they want, if they are willing to accept the consequences of their actions. Stick that in your liberal pipe and smoke it.

John Poole

Barack Obama may have been a closeted plutocrat as early as high school. His goal was to join the powerful plutocracy and becoming POTUS was an unusually clever game plan. He was satisfied that his victory disrupted the status quo of racial elective politics and had no intention of disrupting the corrupt financial status quo once in office. He had no need of becoming an assassination martyr like MLK. Hell, he might become mayor of Oahu!

John Poole

So freedom is being able to do whatever you want? I understand the appeal of such an ethos since it blends well with the belief that democracy is something to overcome. Get rich enough to not have to experience the shared constraints of the little people who are fearful of punishing consequences for moral delinquency.

BrooklynBarrelDodger

Seems to be a pattern of behavior:

Environmental controversy erupts over Obama’s presidential library
https://thehill.com/changin…

disqus_00d1gIXedO

You can wipe the Ferrari but you’ll never wipe away that stash. In fact, it could be appropriated as a nice push broom to wipe sand off the patio

gwen brown

What bullshit this article is.

John Smith

Southside Chicago to a palace on the beach in Oahu, ‘Merican dream right there.

But, ‘Merica also deeply racist, so he’d have 3 Oahu fortresses by now, all things being equal.

Captain Wack

Cheer up big ears. The ‘white’ secret service agents probably have to sleep in the garden shed. What comes around goes around

Pyzel's Ghost

He’s from Hawaii…

Look Fanning

Not Kenya?

Magnum

He claimed he was, until he didn’t.

channelbottom
PacificNorthPest

it’s not the Festivus season but air the grievances?

PacificNorthPest

Obama should appoint the Black Shorts to the Secret Service, go full on Kurtz up the river, slowly annex Waikiki, take over the airport, eat every diplomat sent out to get him back in line.

Tom

Disqus has been overrun here with dating site bots!!
Karen, Kelly, Mary or any of these new BG members i’m happy to meet at Sewerage works at Burwood to compare WHOOP stats xxx
Channel B you can come too!!!

Barrelled

You should hit up Shannon lips, I’ll hit up Crystal lips.

ValiantScorn

That pos never went to the beach in his life. Ghetto garbage is living large off of American fools!

Preston

Is this the pos u speak of? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

PacificNorthPest

someone needs to Photoshop Kelly’s screaming clown head onto this

ValiantScorn

His prior life to office, bootlicker.

Pyzel's Ghost

Your prior life to Banjo Boy, Drake’s bum smeller…

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Ghetto garbage? You’re a fucking idiot, and the racism is thick. Fuck you bro

ValiantScorn

They hate beach life, and every person there. You’re just naive for the cause….

Preston

Do “they?”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/…

frank

you must imagine that you are living large off of your lame racist diatribe

American fool, indeed

dickie toledo

did you see the sunrise?

Shafts

Looks like it was leveled by a drone strike.

Captain Wack

Baha thats clever


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