Planet preservation meets personal expression.
Who would have ever imagined that this BeachGrit, your BeachGrit, would become an environmental watchdog and help unstuff already stuffed landfills in these still early days of 2022?
Not me, to be honest, and I am a principal at the biggest little surf website in the world but let us examine the astounding turn of events.
Ahead of Christmas, Kelly Slater’s sustainable brand Outerknown mass mailed toxic catalogues to thousands, if not millions, of homes. At the time, I wrote:
I was reminded of festive cheer when I visited my mailbox yesterday morning and discovered a full color bleed mailer for Kelly Slater’s sustainable outerwear brand Outerknown stuffed inside. It was addressed to someone else and I felt small guilt in breaking its seal but what was I to do? An adorable picture of a Saint Bernard wearing a scarf overlooking the words “Your OuterKnown sustainable gift guide. Gift thoughtfully. Gift better” was simply more than I could take.
The heavy card stock opened to a four paneled masterpiece of joy. There were salmon trunks and “swittens,” moleskin shirts and “reimagine cashmere” beanies, blanket shirt dresses and Breitling x Outerknown watches.
I bathed in its seasonal charm, almost able to smell chestnuts roasting by the fire with care, then, seeing as there was no way to order any of it from the mailer itself, went to my trash can and pitched it inside.
Well guess who just got another uninvited Outerknown catalogue?
This time, though, it is properly flimsy as if printed on used newspaper. I marveled at the handsome Buzzy Kerbox, who appears to be an ambassador, and other products until flipping to the back and reading “MIX Paper from responsible sources” stamped in the corner.
A website was also included www.fsc.org
I couldn’t be bothered to click but I imagine it is a sustainable paper thing. In any case, without BeachGrit advertising the overt hypocrisy would Outerknown have shifted its behavior?
Much easier, and therefore more effective and profitable, to full color bleed, heavy card stock print in China.
Are we accidentally saving the world?
More as the story develops.

Climate change solved. Can BG handle terrorism and people who don’t return shopping carts next?
And no portion of the profits go anywhere but to KS Malibu hide. “Sustainable” as long as anyone buys into this.
Cough cough ..
I hear a train a coming ,
A coming round the bend ..
Etc.
Good job Beach Grit. Every little bit helps. Overpopulation is the number one cause of climate change. Use birth control.
Well aren’t we, The People™️, just a bunch of environmental activists! Now to act smug…
I love reading about humble bragging environmental righteousness from my laptop that’s full of precious metals and fueled by coal power plants. Come at me hippies!
sticky pages for days
But printed anything these days?
On other news, pretty sure Carol and Charlotte aren’t real profiles.
Good to see blue denim is back in fashion, I shall raid my fathers wardrobe.
Na mate, stick with the white denim.
Did Matt George teach you to give yourself so much credit for nothing?
BG is going all in on sustainable sexist-bot up-votes in recycled hetero-normative digital catfish skin bags, enabling a feel-good gloss for fragile elderly men’s egos whilst potentially upscaling the economic synergy towards a redistribution of commenters’ funds into the dank basement villages of the Scam Tribe in Foreignland.
What’s it called when you reproduce other stories and just add a few lines? Surf journalism?
Oh I just realised when you link a previous BG story in an article you likely get 2 clicks. Clever journalism.
The ol one two Sucker punch.
Thanks for coming.
And those articles have links to even older articles. It can turn into quite the trip down memory lane, especially visiting old comments.
I dig going back and dropping comment bombs on some of those old posts especially pre Brutus
Now do the sweatshops where the clothes are made and then track where the photoshoots were done and how they arrived in the locales
Rip Curl admitted to using slave labor in North Korea a few years ago. Said it was a mistake. ooops
It’s never a mistake until they are caught and THEN they blame everyone but themselves…
How dare you?!!!!!
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OttoKnown.
I’m good for this environment. I help sustain it
Crazy how scary a 90 lb teenager is to some.
Her parents should have been arrested for child abuse. She knows nothing but was crammed into her retarded brain by her parents. You global warming alarmists have been spewinh garbage “science” about life on earth ending since the 60’s. Your only solution is to mine minerals on a grand scale that is beyond ridiculous.
The most retarded part about this is that you commie clowns felt the need to prop up a mentally retarded little kid on the world stage because you feel the need to insulate your position from attacks using a child as your shield.
You’re a fucking coward Preston. All you commie left scum are
Trigger much?
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INTERFERENCE!
The WSL are lords of environmental protection, don’t you forget it. I bet you get a cease and decisit
Derek?
God, no. Chas, Derek don’t be dicks.
I can envision a hipster movement in 20 or so years to get print edition BeachGrit
Like an entire coffee table book about Jonah Hill’s longboarding escapades and Slater defying the ‘ronalords? I’d buy it
Maybe B__ M_____ can help with that.
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