Surf website cum environmental watchdog BeachGrit forces Kelly Slater’s sustainable brand Outerknown to pivot toward semi-sustainable practices in new year!

Planet preservation meets personal expression.

Who would have ever imagined that this BeachGrit, your BeachGrit, would become an environmental watchdog and help unstuff already stuffed landfills in these still early days of 2022?

Not me, to be honest, and I am a principal at the biggest little surf website in the world but let us examine the astounding turn of events.

Ahead of Christmas, Kelly Slater’s sustainable brand Outerknown mass mailed toxic catalogues to thousands, if not millions, of homes. At the time, I wrote:

I was reminded of festive cheer when I visited my mailbox yesterday morning and discovered a full color bleed mailer for Kelly Slater’s sustainable outerwear brand Outerknown stuffed inside. It was addressed to someone else and I felt small guilt in breaking its seal but what was I to do? An adorable picture of a Saint Bernard wearing a scarf overlooking the words “Your OuterKnown sustainable gift guide. Gift thoughtfully. Gift better” was simply more than I could take.

The heavy card stock opened to a four paneled masterpiece of joy. There were salmon trunks and “swittens,” moleskin shirts and “reimagine cashmere” beanies, blanket shirt dresses and Breitling x Outerknown watches.

I bathed in its seasonal charm, almost able to smell chestnuts roasting by the fire with care, then, seeing as there was no way to order any of it from the mailer itself, went to my trash can and pitched it inside.

Well guess who just got another uninvited Outerknown catalogue?

Buzzy kerbox (pictured) bottom left.
Buzzy Kerbox (Pictured) Bottom Left.

This time, though, it is properly flimsy as if printed on used newspaper. I marveled at the handsome Buzzy Kerbox, who appears to be an ambassador, and other products until flipping to the back and reading “MIX Paper from responsible sources” stamped in the corner.

A website was also included www.fsc.org

I couldn’t be bothered to click but I imagine it is a sustainable paper thing. In any case, without BeachGrit advertising the overt hypocrisy would Outerknown have shifted its behavior?

Much easier, and therefore more effective and profitable, to full color bleed, heavy card stock print in China.

Are we accidentally saving the world?

More as the story develops.

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John Smith
John Smith
4 years ago

Climate change solved. Can BG handle terrorism and people who don’t return shopping carts next?

Wotusay
Wotusay
4 years ago

And no portion of the profits go anywhere but to KS Malibu hide. “Sustainable” as long as anyone buys into this.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Cough cough ..

I hear a train a coming ,
A coming round the bend ..

Etc.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago

Good job Beach Grit. Every little bit helps. Overpopulation is the number one cause of climate change. Use birth control.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Well aren’t we, The People™️, just a bunch of environmental activists! Now to act smug…

beads day
beads day
4 years ago

I love reading about humble bragging environmental righteousness from my laptop that’s full of precious metals and fueled by coal power plants. Come at me hippies!

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
4 years ago

sticky pages for days

Preston
Preston
4 years ago

But printed anything these days?

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

On other news, pretty sure Carol and Charlotte aren’t real profiles.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

Good to see blue denim is back in fashion, I shall raid my fathers wardrobe.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Na mate, stick with the white denim.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

Did Matt George teach you to give yourself so much credit for nothing?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

BG is going all in on sustainable sexist-bot up-votes in recycled hetero-normative digital catfish skin bags, enabling a feel-good gloss for fragile elderly men’s egos whilst potentially upscaling the economic synergy towards a redistribution of commenters’ funds into the dank basement villages of the Scam Tribe in Foreignland.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

What’s it called when you reproduce other stories and just add a few lines? Surf journalism?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

Oh I just realised when you link a previous BG story in an article you likely get 2 clicks. Clever journalism.

astro
astro
4 years ago

The ol one two Sucker punch.
Thanks for coming.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

And those articles have links to even older articles. It can turn into quite the trip down memory lane, especially visiting old comments.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I dig going back and dropping comment bombs on some of those old posts especially pre Brutus

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Now do the sweatshops where the clothes are made and then track where the photoshoots were done and how they arrived in the locales

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Rip Curl admitted to using slave labor in North Korea a few years ago. Said it was a mistake. ooops

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

It’s never a mistake until they are caught and THEN they blame everyone but themselves…

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

How dare you?!!!!!
https://cdn.i-scmp.com/site…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

OttoKnown.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

I’m good for this environment. I help sustain it

Preston
Preston
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Crazy how scary a 90 lb teenager is to some.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Her parents should have been arrested for child abuse. She knows nothing but was crammed into her retarded brain by her parents. You global warming alarmists have been spewinh garbage “science” about life on earth ending since the 60’s. Your only solution is to mine minerals on a grand scale that is beyond ridiculous.
The most retarded part about this is that you commie clowns felt the need to prop up a mentally retarded little kid on the world stage because you feel the need to insulate your position from attacks using a child as your shield.
You’re a fucking coward Preston. All you commie left scum are

Preston
Preston
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Trigger much?

Gadoot
Gadoot
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto
ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

INTERFERENCE!

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

The WSL are lords of environmental protection, don’t you forget it. I bet you get a cease and decisit

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

Derek?

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

God, no. Chas, Derek don’t be dicks.

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
4 years ago

I can envision a hipster movement in 20 or so years to get print edition BeachGrit

"Helmets... Period."
"Helmets... Period."
4 years ago

Like an entire coffee table book about Jonah Hill’s longboarding escapades and Slater defying the ‘ronalords? I’d buy it

StarJamma
StarJamma
4 years ago

Maybe B__ M_____ can help with that.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

The Complete Live Thread Comments, a 50,000 page magnum opus on competitive surf history.
“The best bathroom read ever published“ so says the Amazon book review


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