“Dennis Hopper tore an Andy Warhol painting off his wall and replaced it with my Jaws tow board!” says big-wave icon Ross “Mad Dog” Clarke-Jones.

Mad Dog Hopper meets Mad Dog Ross.

The American actor, Dennis Hopper, most famous for his helium inhaling Frank “Don’t you fucking look at me” Booth in the 1986 psychological thriller Blue Velvet, ripped an Andy Warhol painting from the wall of his house and replaced it with a tow-board, says Ross Clarke-Jones. 

Dennis Hopper "DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!"

Ross, whose nickname Mad Dog references Hopper’s lead role in the Australian new wave classic Mad Dog Morgan, enjoyed a day date with Hopper following the actor’s work on Clarke-Jones’ bio-movie The Sixth Element from 2006. 

It was Kelly Slater, says Ross, who organised the superstar actor, director and photographer to do the movie’s voiceover with Red Hot Chilli Peppers bassist Flea ready to step in if Hopper said no. 

“I wanted a Hollywood star to narrate and I said, how are we going to do that, and, I thought, Kelly knows a few people,” says Ross. 

The movie’s original voiceover was made by Australian actor Peter Phelps, a thespian of some note in the island nation’s well-regarded acting community, although his work was quickly erased when word came that Hopper was in. 

“Me and Peter were in the casino together and Kelly rang me and he said, ‘Would you like Flea from the Chilli Peppers or Dennis Hopper?’

 Ross looked at Phelps and said, “I know you’ve done a good job but Hopper or Flea?”

On the phone, Ross asked if he might consider the matter before making a decision. 

“Mate,” Kelly said, “I’ve got Dennis Hopper and Flea on the line.” 

“Dennis Hopper!” said Ross. 

Hopper didn’t charge a dime for his work and took Ross on a day-date even allowing the notoriously wild driver to take the reins of his vintage Jaguar. 

“I was doing 150 miles an hour on the 405, Hopper’s doing great, talking about his sixth wife, so calm, he felt like my father. I felt like I’d known him all my life.” 

Ross presented Hopper with an old Jaws tow board as a gift, which Hopper then mounted on the wall of his house, removing a Warhol painting to make room for the Maurice Cole hand-shape.

“It was amazing having someone talking about you like that,” says Ross.

That story, and a myriad other tales, tall and true, below.

 

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Mr Salty
Mr Salty
4 years ago
channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Fun Fact: Dennis Hopper invented hopscotch.
Absolutely true. *

* Total bollocks.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Great tall tale, now put down the bong!

Bush
Bush
4 years ago

Dennis hopper was the man. I watched speed the other day. Embarrassingly I still loved it. True romance was also fucking awesome. If I recall he got shot for saying a Sicilian gangsters great great great great grandmother shagged a black man and that’s why he is tanned.

Jrilla
Jrilla
4 years ago

Let’s be honest, does anyone really want some garish picture of some tins of soup on their wall? No, I thought not. Now go and put it in the basement to keep your investment safe, that’s why ya really got it.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Jrilla

He probly thought he looks dodge and would steal it

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Jrilla

Hopper was a real art collector, and also an aspiring artist when younger. I do agree though, soup cans are kinda blah. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  Jrilla

No but I’d hang a large size painting of the Velvet Underground cover on my wall….half peeled.

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago

I think i would like Anthony kiedis to narrate a biopic of my life
He could make anything sound interesting and cool…well, almost anything

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

Are you fucking kidding? He sucks, and his music sucks worse.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

“I am forever near a stereo asking ‘what the fuck is this garbage?’ and the answer is always The Red Hot Chilli Peppers” – Nick Cave

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

The Prince of Darkness himself, and Warren Ellis, had Flea playing bass with them recently! Sad.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Yeah what the world needed was the Dirty Four with Flea on bass.

Bush
Bush
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Ouch ! ha ha

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

His own one was so boring. Broke up with my supermodel Girlfriend, got back on the smack. Repeat…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

There are three descriptions here about how the Warhol was taken from the wall and replaced with one of Ross’s old boards.
Tore
Ripped
Removed
Which one was it Derek ?
WHICH ONE WAS IT ?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

From this rash of RCJ stuff , one assumes the settlement was not balanced in his favour.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
4 years ago

took this lowers circa 2005

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Kelly, Hopper shoulder hopper.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

Love all of this story but there’s no, not once, that the 405 opens enough to 150.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Idk I used to hit 100+ in my Accord just blending in with all the other ants…and was still getting passed.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I think he hit hit his head as well when slipping from the survivor rope.

Bonnie
Bonnie
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

This is so damn funny! Watching the beginning of this video is so weird but necessary because it prepares you for the ending.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

That still of Dennis would make an excellent neck tat.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Somehow I don’t think Franky-boy was implied to be inhaling helium.
His voice would’ve gone all squeaky.

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

my memory was that the mask was attached to nothing, not even a cannister, so he was inhaling air.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

According to Hopper it would have been amyl nitrate. Not sure why anyone would inhale helium except to make your voice squeaky.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

To be fair if he had been doing helium and then did the squeaky voice with all the rage, that would have been pretty damned creepy.


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