In utter and complete shock, ABC Television Corporation cancels season two of the World Surf League and Kelly Slater’s Ultimate Surfer: “It has wiped out!”

Tears flow from Santa Monica to Sydney.

In news not one person saw coming, the American Broadcasting Corporation, not to be confused with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, has officially cancelled season two of The Ultimate Surfer, a show headlined by Kelly Slater and shot, on location, at his inland wave pool, won by Zeke Lau, who just happened to make it onto the 2022 World Surf League Championship Tour on his own with the much ballyhooed “Ultimate Surfer Wildcard” going unused except by Tia Blanco.

Now there’s a sentence.

Per industry pub Deadline:

The show premiered in August 2021 and ran for eight eps but it struggled to find a big wave of fans with its opening episode being boarded by less than 1.5M viewers and a 0.3 in the demo.

The series featured top up-and-coming surfers training and battling it out at the surf ranch with men and women competing in individual and team challenges focused on specific surfing disciplines.

Male and female surfers were vying for the title of the Ultimate Surfer and the opportunity to compete on the WSL World Tour.

The competition series, which is produced by Lionsgate’s Pilgrim Media Group and WSL Studios, was shot at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch in Kings County, California.

Surf champion Slater was the lead consultant and also served as a special correspondent. Former NFL quarterback Jesse Palmer hosted alongside sports anchor Erin Coscarelli and the voice of surfing Joe Turpel as commentators.

It was exec produced by Craig Piligian, WSL CEO Erik Logan, UFC President Dana White and Faye Stapleton.

Shocking and tears flowing, today, from Santa Monica to Sydney.

Less as the story develops.

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Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
4 years ago

Love his bit part in Free Scrubber

John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

Is Zeke Lau a good surfer on the tour? Is there a tour?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

I would dare to say that Tia Blanco’s wildcard is still slightly unused.

Working Class Hero
Working Class Hero
4 years ago

Could be an optical illusion, but it sure looks like Wardo’s daughter is reaching back and cupping that guys balls who resembles Jim Carrey from The Mask

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Zeke had the best boobs out of all of them.

His photo is on every trannies wall I’m reliable told

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago

That first quoted paragraph left a few things out
“The second season was slashed due to double overheads, and cutbacks”
“The series didn’t attract the groundswell of support anticipated”
“The wave of support was lacking”
“Ratings duck-dived, and went out the back door”

God thats awful

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

Kelly’s stressin’!! He was banking on that wildcard for 2023…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

You can’t script this…

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

First WSL studios now Ultimate Surfer? What will be left to make fun of? Oh wait, everything else the WSL does will do

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

It may have been dropped by ABC, but word around the water trough says that it’s moving to NEGflix…

Fukkada Bong
Fukkada Bong
4 years ago

The sound waves he emits fall somewhere between a vuvuzela and bagpipes. Not annoying at all.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Fukkada Bong

TAKE THE WORD BAGPIPES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

ok, I asked Hot Stuff yesterday, but you’re a seppo so you should know…is “Take that word out of your mouth” a thing in ‘merica, or just Will delivering unscripted lines poorly?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

It’s a Seppo thing. Not sure of the origins of it. Probs some movie or TV show. I’m curious now too.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

It’s hood talk. Straight from the mean streets of Philly.

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Ahhh, yes, that must be why I never heard it growing up the rough house that was Perth’s Western Suburbs.

Fukkada Bong
Fukkada Bong
4 years ago

Oh, no! I will miss Jen’s exclamation points so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

What?! There must have been at least a dozen people who watched the show. ABC canceled it? Go figure!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

What show?

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Rumour has it Logan already has one foot out the WSL door and spent most of his time at the Oscars trying to sell his script – a musical about a cute lil boy from the mid-west who moves to LA and takes over the world of outdoor action sports entertainment, called E-Loklahoma!

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
4 years ago

So you couldn’t actually script this.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Probly needed more trannies to be viable in blue states

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

One could have, fore-see-ably or forcibly, scripted this.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Sorry for your loss, Negs.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

I don’t appreciate your snarky sarcasm when I am in pain.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Thoughts and prayers.


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