What else is there to do but drink?
Again, many stones to turn over today and comment up as Kelly Slater attempts to continue run to miracle twelfth world title, aged fifty, (but he must beat Caio Ibelli!), John John Florence to reassert his previously held role as best surfer in the world and for brave lil Baz Mamiya to keep his yella jersey as world #1.
Like a summer night in La Dolce Vita!
Upcoming MEO Pro Portugal Presented by Rip Curl Men’s Round of 32 Matchups:
HEAT 1: Italo Ferreira (BRA) vs. Imaikalani deVault (HAW)
HEAT 2: Miguel Pupo (BRA) vs. Samuel Pupo (BRA)
HEAT 3: Jordy Smith (ZAF) vs. Barron Mamiya (HAW)
HEAT 4: Morgan Cibilic (AUS) vs. Connor O’Leary (AUS)
HEAT 5: Filipe Toledo (BRA) vs. Owen Wright (AUS)
HEAT 6: Leonardo Fioravanti (ITA) vs. Jake Marshall (USA)
HEAT 7: Conner Coffin (USA) vs. Joao Chianca (BRA)
HEAT 8: Jack Robinson (AUS) vs. Callum Robson (AUS)
HEAT 9: Kanoa Igarashi (JPN) vs. Justin Becret (FRA)
HEAT 10: Ezekiel Lau (HAW) vs. Frederico Morais (PRT)
HEAT 11: Ethan Ewing (AUS) vs. Nat Young (USA)
HEAT 12: John John Florence (HAW) vs. Ryan Callinan (AUS)
HEAT 13: Seth Moniz (HAW) vs. Jackson Baker (AUS)
HEAT 14: Kolohe Andino (USA) vs. Lucca Mesinas (PER)
HEAT 15: Griffin Colapinto (USA) vs. Jadson Andre (BRA)
HEAT 16: Kelly Slater (USA) vs. Caio Ibelli (BRA)
Upcoming MEO Pro Portugal Presented by Rip Curl Women’s Round of 16 Matchups:
Heat 1: Johanne Defay (FRA) vs. Molly Picklum (AUS)
Heat 2: Sally Fitzgibbons (AUS) vs. Stephanie Gilmore (AUS)
Heat 3: Brisa Hennessy (CRI) vs. Courtney Conlogue (USA)
Heat 4: Lakey Peterson (USA) vs. Isabella Nichols (AUS)
Heat 5: Carissa Moore (HAW) vs. Bronte Macaulay (AUS)
Heat 6: Tyler Wright (AUS) vs. Gabriela Bryan (HAW)
Heat 7: Tatiana Weston-Webb (BRA) vs. Luana Silva (HAW)
Heat 8: Malia Manuel (HAW) vs. India Robinson (AUS)
…claim nonsensically
I had to shave my beard yesterday, but I’m still wearing a goatee for the goat
have a great day fellas..lots of sports and ufc to gamble on and lose my weeks wages today yeooowww
make sure you’re responsible and save enough for drugs and booze
Well…thank Jebus that’s over for the day.
i surfived
The last time there was 10 mile long convoy of woodies in Portugal was when the Catholic Church traveled to see the Junior Olympics
Did Dog party hard back in the day? He has eyes that look like they’ve seen some shit.
A lot of Hot Tuna…
From east coast oz, likely tied a few on
Becret’s favorite female surfer is himself.
Victoria’s Becret
My favourite female surfer is Kanoa
Equal work for equal pay.
Lady boy.
Really? Kanoa is my LEAST favorite female surfer.
Di they just pick a bloke off the beach for this heat? Becret is barely competant
Wildcards this event have been pitiful. At least he’s catching waves
Theres about 5 kids on my home break better than this geezer.
He’s not quite a world class surfer, is he.
Transition music has gotten heavy
how was that?
has the wsl released a stance on Russia yet…silence is violence hah
No Russian event on tour this year, Bali is off
their scrubbing all copies of the ole smirnoff pro from the archives
f it, I hate the way these millennial spazzes surf, I’m out
but I wish all you bgers a good Saturday : )
1988 called and wants that safety surfing back.
news release from strider..kanoa repping portugal next olympics
Jake Marshall going to ride for Mexico. San Diego is close enough, and has a Spanish name.
no, not beautiful technique, nope nada
Frog is blowing it, door was open but he’s over-frothed
BeGreat ripping!
vive la france
Camon Becret. Need to do more than poke thru the curtain