“Am I a surfer? I’M A SAILOR, BITCH! You can’t sail. I bet you don’t even know how the wind works!”
The Pensacola surfer and comic Sterling Spencer, who disappeared from the spotlight two years ago after he“completely lost” his mind following a blow to his head by a surfboard fin, has returned to his satirical best.
Yesterday, various socials were enlivened by what filmmaker Logan Dulien dubbed “Sailor Karen”, a glamorous middle-aged woman who lights up in the San Onofre carpark with the now immortal quote,
“Am I a surfer? I’M A SAILOR, BITCH! You can’t sail. I bet you don’t even know how the wind works!”
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Spencer, who is thirty-six and the son of Gulf Coast legend Yancy Spencer III, hit worldwide fame in 2010 when he posted a dubbed video of a kid trying to get Jeremy Flores’ autograph at J-Bay, with Flores strangling Spencer at the Surfer Poll awards the same year in revenge.
Using wigs to approximate the look of what used to be called “women”, Spencer and pal parody the San O exchange, this time with a Hawaiian flavour.
Have I ever been to this beach before? Have you ever been to Off the Wall, Backdoor, Velzyland, Freddyland or Pipeline? Do you even go left?”
Essential.
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Article’s title: “….town town…..” Where is the proofreader in this joint?
Novelty punk track pivoting off schticky word play? Worth the 85 seconds 🙂
Welcome back Spencer! Great stuff.
Three inputs is the new proof.
You guys are all talking about women like you’re biologists.
I wanna see some college degrees or y’all gonna hafta shut the fuck up.
304?
Looks like he is feeling better
I’m a Sailor Bitch, the Musical
https://m.soundcloud.com/bl…
Lin-Manuel Miranda really knows how to pump out the jams, huh?
No doubt.
I’m impressed how quickly this guy composed the song after the Karen video came out. Fast twitch!
Sailor’s do get quite muffed when you get in the way of their tack..
If that’s the reason then she’s justified in blowing up, just needs work on her presentation.
Wouldn’t it be a great stab/tosh tudor moment if she was actually right about her grievance and the men around her were just being dicks, filming it and cowardly putting it online.
Surfers are 99,9% idiots we all know that.
🙌
Just when you need it, life gives you these little giggles. I bet you don’t even go left haha. Little does she know you don’t need to go left to win a would title! Well in Spencer, v funny
Another 50 Yr old eats the dust.
Scary,
Great drummer.
I hope you’re not in your 50’s or beyond Bexy.
Me too
Were you the surfer or the sailor, in those occasions?
Is that the reason that she went off on one? Some dude stole the spot she was waiting for?
#beachgripes
Could someone please tell Sterling to email me for stickers?
I’m not on da kine SOSHULS l’dat.
I’m sure he’d love a slice of World Surf Legume vinyl.
This kid went public with his mental illness recently, but makes light of the ghoul….
‘Sailor Karen’ and Porko should get together and do a TV show. Imagine the possibilities. Voices would be raised, insults hurled, and fists thrown. It would be highly entertaining, at the very least.
Joel Parkarensailor
Sailors rule.
– NonJohnJohnNonNonJohJohnJohn