GOAT.
I will tell you a truth long known in surf circles but maybe new to gilded Hollywood. Let Kelly Slater into the room and who knows what will happen.
The Academy Awards has gone on for ninety-four mostly dull years until this one here where the world’s greatest surfer stood between the world’s greatest first person to land a 900 on a vert skateboard halfpipe (Tony Hawk) and the world’s greatest American Olympic snowboard halfpipe champion (Shaun White).
The fact that Hawk and White try to position as “GOATs” in their respective pursuits is utterly laughable but not more so than the Oscars descending into utter madness when the very famous Will Smith socked Chris Rock in the mouth over mentioning his wife Jada in a reference to G.I. Jane and, likely, Slater’s overall weird presence.
Whoa.
What was Slater thinking?
Is he Team Smith or Team Rock?
Will he get blocked from future Oscar appearances like he has blocked so many before him?
More questions than answers.
OK Mi Ho.
I’m guilty as charged. I’ve gotten sloppy and wide in my old age esp once moved to Australia.
Love to give you some stickers.
“I’m a slapper, bitch! I’ll bet you don’t even know how fingers work!”
Really. Honestly. Not a joke.
Oh you mean the ‘C-word’? Yeah I like to rock the Australian vernacular here on the ‘Grit occasionally.
I mean, if Dr. Jen See can do it, then I can throw my previous cautions to the wind for impact now and again.
Can someone with photoshop skills insert Kelly’s head onto Jada’s?
ahh me shoe horny!
I like Chris Rock.
Again…I ask…where was the Açaí Bowl?
We need now in the next Oscar
Chas as one of Oscar hosts, joking, violently,, yellow beanie’s wife…
But this time I want Chas engage in the fight!
He’s now a bjj, and like Jor El J. Tzu, a living weapon!
What’s most surprising is that the CUNT previously known as GOAT didn’t also slap Chris Rock. He’s clearly a chronic Alopecia sufferer and must be feeling pretty touchy about having to swallow the bitter Covid vaccine pill in his desperate pursuit of world title no.12 and eternal existence in the land down under.
Email me for some stickers Mi Ho. That’ll cheer you up.
sammichjammich AT gmail.com
That goes for the rest of you cunts too.
Ahead of his time!
As long as your boots don’t resemble The Iron Sheik’s….
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Noone slapped Ricky.
Making something fit me thinks 😅
Or Ashton (complete with yellow beanie of course) and Chas together to present an award. What could go wrong?
then folks really wouldn’t know who the F they are…
Ashton is a fucking trend setter!
BTW here’s the un-censored version.
I thought it was fake too until I saw this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/De…
I just hope Wil credited beachgrit in his acceptance speech
Mudgate, sailor Karen…Ashton and chas…its clear where he gets his inspiration
The guy who played Ali either can’t punch or it’s fake, I’d go with the latter, Rock didn’t miss a beat.
Dunno. He seemed pretty rattled.
He delivered a documentary, aw, Oscar?
Maybe you are right. If so Chris is a mighty cool dude
“He mentions what Denzel Washington said to him after the punch “At your highest, that’s when the devil comes for you”.
Denzel Washington”
WTF is wrong with celebrities/Americans
Will is one of them See-entologists so Xenu made him do it.
A lot to unwrap there.
E G O
A whole lot..
I actually think wil found it mildly amusing…until he looked over and saw jadas reaction
Yup.
He didn’t throw a punch. It was an open handed slap. Big difference.
Smith, still in character from Richard 3, was challenging him to a dual. Nobody else pick up on that?
You are right, I have watched it a few times, it was real! Hard to believe
This is why he was sent to Bel-Air in the first place. Shit like this.
https://youtu.be/9pLZYRI9Dk4
hahaha, i KNEW this story would appear here, all i wondered was how it could be shoehorned in to ‘surf adjacent’.
well played.
exactly.