"I’m terrified to try and defend myself. When you love everything you open yourself to be torn down by some really smart people.”
The last time we saw Adam “Vaughan Dead” Blakey, director of zeitgeist smashing surf films, one half of the long-running Ain’t That Swell podcast and frontman of the Goons of Doom, he was at the Rip Curl Newcastle Cup squawking ecstatically, as if he wanted to seize local boy Ryan Callinan in his arms and pull him down between his thighs.
When his hind legs aren’t quivering and he isn’t easing his crimson dingus out, Vaughan is a man who straddles better than anybody the fine line between positive noise and toxic slime.
The surf films he makes with pal Nick Pollet are more fun than candy striped short shorts.
The band he fronts, The Goons of Doom, with all its happy beer-drinking anthems.
He loves the BeachGrit commentariat, says “It’s the funniest place ever, the amount of energy and fucking brains going into so much tear down… it might be the number place in the world for that style of comedy.”
Loves it but he don’t engage.
“I don’t feel smart enough to properly articulate myself in that way… I’m terrified to try and defend myself. When you love everything you open yourself to be torn down by some really smart people.”
His latest project, with Nick, is a stop-motion film voiced by the superstars of surfing, three years in the making. It reveals in six months.
Vaughan, it hardly needs to be said, is a startlingly original and hard-boiled lover of surfing.
Essential.
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That’s why Italo isn’t interested in music. He couldn’t even beat his surfboard in a discernible rhythm.
The most fucked up thing about Pro Surfing use to be Paul Sargent
You’ve got to love him.
He’s lookin’ good, right?
I just had a listen
Surfing “Team America” will be worth a watch
Vaughan and Jed are 2 funny cunts that should be broadcasting live commentary for tour – WSL even more fucked that carnt get these guys on!!!
I’m starting to think that you might be Tom Curren!
He’s T …T Nielson. 🙂
This seems like a good place to ask, but what the actual fuck is Swellnet all about?
I don’t understand who the people in the comments are. Is there a well-to-do Australian middle-class who are offended by bad language and liable to ring the police on neighbours making noise or not mowing their lawns?
Fucking hell, what a bunch of weird, stiff cunts.
I’ve noticed this too! Bunch of squares!
We need longtom to create an alias an write an article about this with all his inside information
Its the place where the likes of Sarge NC n Tc can feel safe from scorn.
Praise of someone I don’t know for an insignificant contribution to something most don’t like or know. I’ll take it every day of week.
Wait?
This isn’t a forum for serious, cerebral discussion?
Industry guy praises industry guy who praises aforementioned industry guy’s website. Top shelf
AKA…a Circle Jerk™️.
Include scalesy and you got a Circle of jerks
Why am I hearing Lion King themes right now?
Timely episode for covid lockdown
Hi VD, can you have a chat to my wife? She doesn’t think I’m funny. At all. Obvs, I am hilarious and thanks for recognizing that. TIA.
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I will let you take the funny mantle…but I am definitely claiming really smart people status…not something I have been accused of very often
With your energy and fucking brains, you are entitled to that mantle!
Goons of doom , edgy flicks of pro surfers and tom curren wow all just so rad.
Do you like anything that came after 1989?
Does anyone?
Do you hear what music they use for TV commercials…nothing older than 1995.
Uh, excuse me but the Beastie’s ‘Intergalactic’ came out in 1998.
Yes, but ‘Check Your Head’ was released in ’92.
Masterpiece!
Yup.
30 years ago today, in fact.
NICE!
I saw them twice at Roseland Ballroom in NYC during that tour.
Great shows.
They played where is my mind by the pixies at the bells award presentation.
‘Surfer Rosa’ was released in 1988.
My favorite Pixies album with ‘Trump Le Monde’ a close second.
Yes, I know ‘Doolittle’ is supposed to be their best…
Retirement is near for you isn’t it?.
God, I hope so.
Wave Warriors V
Yea , billabongs hi cut g banger swim suits fuck i love sexploitation in surfing.
I really like ‘Free Scrubber’.
What a suck.
I’ll listen to it later
My thoughts exactly. Tell Vaughan to type it here in the comments.
never gets old dude,,, thank you,,,,
BTW Dezza:
“… it might be the number place in the world for that style of comedy.”
Number two?
3.14159265359?
666?
42.
46&2
Email me for stickers, Vaughn. You can be on team Hurluley too.
Sammichjammich
At
Google mailz
Cheers CB ✊🏼. First time I’ve stickered a surf brand onto my car since I was 17. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
HA! I’m truly stoked to see that. Thanks for the honour!
Can you get a sticker onto TCurren’s synth?
You get me a valid postal address and I’ll send it’im.
You’re no oil painting.
All Hobbits and Trolls over here Bex.
Clearly
I always imagined you as a Transformer in real life, too.
The reflection beats the sticker.
Stop being such a pussy. Come- wallow in the mud with us.
Water is warm. And if he’s lucky and Negs still pmsing, he may get a few badges!
This is your fuckin chance VD… the article was about YOU (and some other shit) ffs! I dig all your works and achievements too btw. cunt.