Swellian Lord Vaughan Dead on the wild success of Ain’t That Swell, why BeachGrit commentary is “the number place in the world for comedy” and reveals new project “that might be the most fucked-up thing ever in surfing!”

"I’m terrified to try and defend myself. When you love everything you open yourself to be torn down by some really smart people.”

The last time we saw Adam “Vaughan Dead” Blakey, director of zeitgeist smashing surf films, one half of the long-running Ain’t That Swell podcast and frontman of the Goons of Doom, he was at the Rip Curl Newcastle Cup squawking ecstatically, as if he wanted to seize local boy Ryan Callinan in his arms and pull him down between his thighs.

When his hind legs aren’t quivering and he isn’t easing his crimson dingus out, Vaughan is a man who straddles better than anybody the fine line between positive noise and toxic slime.

The surf films he makes with pal Nick Pollet are more fun than candy striped short shorts.

Rip Curl's Free Scrubber starring Tom Curren | #TheSearch
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Mick Fanning and Joel Parkinson from Doped Youth!

The band he fronts, The Goons of Doom, with all its happy beer-drinking anthems.

He loves the BeachGrit commentariat, says “It’s the funniest place ever, the amount of energy and fucking brains going into so much tear down… it might be the number place in the world for that style of comedy.”

Loves it but he don’t engage.

“I don’t feel smart enough to properly articulate myself in that way… I’m terrified to try and defend myself. When you love everything you open yourself to be torn down by some really smart people.”

His latest project, with Nick, is a stop-motion film voiced by the superstars of surfing, three years in the making. It reveals in six months.

Vaughan, it hardly needs to be said, is a startlingly original and hard-boiled lover of surfing.

Essential.

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Lemon Next to the Pie

That’s why Italo isn’t interested in music. He couldn’t even beat his surfboard in a discernible rhythm.

Chuck Dukowski

The most fucked up thing about Pro Surfing use to be Paul Sargent

Chief Hot stuff

You’ve got to love him.

J H

He’s lookin’ good, right?

Tom

I just had a listen
Surfing “Team America” will be worth a watch
Vaughan and Jed are 2 funny cunts that should be broadcasting live commentary for tour – WSL even more fucked that carnt get these guys on!!!

Jimmy the Saint

I’m starting to think that you might be Tom Curren!

Stick man

He’s T …T Nielson. 🙂

Chazz Michael Michaels

This seems like a good place to ask, but what the actual fuck is Swellnet all about?

I don’t understand who the people in the comments are. Is there a well-to-do Australian middle-class who are offended by bad language and liable to ring the police on neighbours making noise or not mowing their lawns?

Fucking hell, what a bunch of weird, stiff cunts.

MyGFsChinese

I’ve noticed this too! Bunch of squares!

HandJamTurpel

We need longtom to create an alias an write an article about this with all his inside information

Capt Sensible

Its the place where the likes of Sarge NC n Tc can feel safe from scorn.

Board Barnacle

Praise of someone I don’t know for an insignificant contribution to something most don’t like or know. I’ll take it every day of week.

J H

Wait?

This isn’t a forum for serious, cerebral discussion?

Owen Wright's brains

Industry guy praises industry guy who praises aforementioned industry guy’s website. Top shelf

J H

AKA…a Circle Jerk™️.

Chief Hot stuff

Include scalesy and you got a Circle of jerks

channelbottom

Why am I hearing Lion King themes right now?

@surfads

Timely episode for covid lockdown

Gil Gunderson

Hi VD, can you have a chat to my wife? She doesn’t think I’m funny. At all. Obvs, I am hilarious and thanks for recognizing that. TIA.

J H
Uneducated

I will let you take the funny mantle…but I am definitely claiming really smart people status…not something I have been accused of very often

Gil Gunderson

With your energy and fucking brains, you are entitled to that mantle!

Capt Sensible

Goons of doom , edgy flicks of pro surfers and tom curren wow all just so rad.

NEGATRON

Do you like anything that came after 1989?

J H

Does anyone?

Do you hear what music they use for TV commercials…nothing older than 1995.

channelbottom

Uh, excuse me but the Beastie’s ‘Intergalactic’ came out in 1998.

J H

Yes, but ‘Check Your Head’ was released in ’92.

Stick man

Masterpiece!

J H

Yup.

Audit In Progress

30 years ago today, in fact.

J H

NICE!

I saw them twice at Roseland Ballroom in NYC during that tour.

Great shows.

Low wide stinkbug stance

They played where is my mind by the pixies at the bells award presentation.

J H

‘Surfer Rosa’ was released in 1988.

My favorite Pixies album with ‘Trump Le Monde’ a close second.

Yes, I know ‘Doolittle’ is supposed to be their best…

NEGATRON

Retirement is near for you isn’t it?.

J H

God, I hope so.

Stick man

Wave Warriors V

Capt Sensible

Yea , billabongs hi cut g banger swim suits fuck i love sexploitation in surfing.

channelbottom

I really like ‘Free Scrubber’.

Chief Hot stuff

What a suck.

Party Pete

I’ll listen to it later

Instalo Feedeira

My thoughts exactly. Tell Vaughan to type it here in the comments.

GiGi

never gets old dude,,, thank you,,,,

channelbottom

BTW Dezza:
“… it might be the number place in the world for that style of comedy.”

Number two?

3.14159265359?

666?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

42.

ValiantScorn

46&2

channelbottom

Email me for stickers, Vaughn. You can be on team Hurluley too.

Sammichjammich

At

Google mailz

NEGATRON

Cheers CB ✊🏼. First time I’ve stickered a surf brand onto my car since I was 17. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom

HA! I’m truly stoked to see that. Thanks for the honour!

Party Pete

Can you get a sticker onto TCurren’s synth?

channelbottom

You get me a valid postal address and I’ll send it’im.

Chief Hot stuff

You’re no oil painting.

NEGATRON

All Hobbits and Trolls over here Bex.

Chief Hot stuff

Clearly

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I always imagined you as a Transformer in real life, too.

Instalo Feedeira

The reflection beats the sticker.

Ricky Spanish

Stop being such a pussy. Come- wallow in the mud with us.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Water is warm. And if he’s lucky and Negs still pmsing, he may get a few badges!

Stick man

This is your fuckin chance VD… the article was about YOU (and some other shit) ffs! I dig all your works and achievements too btw. cunt.


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