"Embracing the essence of mid-century modernism."
With a leopard grin, green flare flaring from his slitted eyes and a tiny five-five in socks body that vibrates with excitement and joy, ain’t no mistaking the master shaper Bobby McTavish.
You heard of him?
McTavish, along with pals George Greenough and Nat Young, was instrumental in the shortboard revolution which washed ashore in 1967, slashing two feet off the boards thereby gifting surfers the ability to hit and hang around the lip.
McTavish’s story is a good one: he was a state-of-the-art shredder who quit competition despite giving hell to the heroes of the time, Midget Farrelly, Nat Young and so on, helped create the modern shortboard, turned Jehovah’s Witness, had five kids, invented, way ahead of their time, these epoxy moulded replicas of pro surfers’ boards (called Pro Circuit Boards), went back to longboards, sold the label, made a little cash and made, crucially, some fine real estate investments.
Like this joint at Suffolk Park he’s gonna unload for north of three-and-a-half mill.
Pool, butler’s pantry, views to Cape Byron, “opulent bedrooms, lavishly appointed bathrooms, extravagant master suite”, exclusive, enviable etc.
“Embracing the essence of mid-century modernism,” reads the sales pitch.

It don’t scream mid-century modern so much to me as builder flicked through a few Richard Neutra books, skipped the finer details, and figured he could just do something cubist around a pool and the dumb-asses would call it Bahaus and start referencing Palm Springs.
Prices for houses in Suffolk Park, once Byron’s poorer cuz, have shifted almost seventy percent in two years. To put that into perspective, in 2019, 2020, a million bucks would’ve got you a place like this.
Ironically, McTavish, who’s now seventy-eight, was of that early seventies Country Soul era, surfers splitting the cities and heading to Byron Bay for “full contact rural immersion.”
Cops weren’t into it, but that was half the fun.
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Big Wednesday is taken . So how about Blue Monday ?
The Fin from Tom Blake
To begin , had no rake ?
Fucking blow ins. It’s Baywood chase. Next to Byron hills. Suffolk starts in Clifford st. Fucking cunts, milking this lil ghetto dry.
Mc Lavish.
Mc Mansion
I actually had a picture of tropical colored crushed ice in my brain while writing the above comment .
Italo should snag it and settle into his new life as an Instagram influencer.
gabby could use it for his dogs.
I’ll take Brocky’s tree house instead. Astro turf is a cunt of an invention
Mctavish , in his book Stoked , turned up to Byron , looking like a hippy , got picked up by the local cop , for the above offence , marched off to the local Barber where he was obliged to get a Singaporean short back and sides, at his own expense , and driven out of town and told not to come back ….looks like he had the last laugh ?
A few years later the farmer who owned the Headland at Lennox Head offered to sell it to him but he said no because it was early days and he thought he would find a better spot in the near future ….. glad to see he finally made some cash .
Nice looking house for a party
Pain in the arse to clean it afterwards though…
that’s what cleaners are for.
Longboards paid for the house , let us pray that those wave hungry cretins are also the cleaners
Doesn’t the “modern surfboard” have three (or 4) fins?
Depending on how one defines the « modern surfboard « possibly somewhere between none and five .( with or without a tiny tiny stabilizing fin in 100 fashion colours and some how worth over a $100 a set …..which makes them only slightly less expensive than razor blades )
Considering that on site caravan there was selling for $750k late last year I’d say that’s a bargain.
What’s your forecast on regional property prices with the expected market dip? Strength to strength, or will the supple-handed mandarins that fled the cities during covid slowly start heading back when they realise they can actually summer in Europe again?
As long as they go in August , because I’ll be back from Surfing France by then .
I was riding for TEAM SKY in the 80s and , my shaper Neil Cormack, had already informed me ,that even then , people earning Byron wages couldn’t afford Byron Houses ….. so by 2030 , a shoe box might be a luxury …….
Neil bought in 99….
Very happy for Neil , he is a wonderful shaper , was always humble and generous , and always made me laugh with stories of his young children causing him endless grief , using his boards to make cubby houses .
That place never sold / still on the market. The property prices in Byron will likely remain sky high. There is such a limited amount of property in the area, only takes a small amount of people wanting to move here to keep the prices high. There is a lot of people with lots of money these days.
The bigger problem is having people living here who can work.
Grapes of Wrath comes to Byron …..
Apartheid 2022 style …..
If you ain’t rich you won’t go to the ball or beach .
Eventually someone is going to have to think about PUBLIC HOUSING to lodge the working poor .
Yep. Two tiered society. Poor cunts live in vans to provide rich cunts with services. Fools the lot of em.
Why are you bothering us with history Derek? Everyone knows history sucks. What could compel you? Nothing existed before the pandemic.
My phone says so.
What shit pool. Can’t even drain and skate it.
super tight transitions. you’ll get hurt.
The origin of ‘Californian’ pools from a Finnish architect in the 1930s-40s. Ain’t life fascinating?
https://99percentinvisible….
Finnish making pools ….Saunas and Ice Rinks maybe .
Sounds about as credible as Hawaiians selling Ice to Inuit ?
Villa Mairea- 1939
Alvar Aalto, Finland.
The swimming pool that inspired a million more, ending up revolutionising skateboarding, and consequently surfing via the transfer back via the new aerial styles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
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Get the pump CB
We going skating !
Actually I’ll just watch because I retired from skateboarding at 12 after head butting the gutter a few too many times .
Nature loves curves , and so do we !
yeah and never mind hedging that shrub wall without getting leaves in it too.
Stick ….. if I didn’t no better I could believe that you are the reincarnation of my dear departed grandmother .
The problem with industrial design , architecture , and landscaping is that no over educated cunt who designed something ever thought about the poor cunt who was going to have to clean it ?
Lol Stick man knows that occupation all too well and have worked for many a rich cunts…
The best thing about Suffolk Park is the never ending supply of hot foreigners who are willing to pretty much do anything if you give them a couple of lines at the suffo pub
Playa
Is this true? And what sorts of things?
Neutra, Lautner or Mies van der Rohe….if you had all the gelt you could ever imagine, who would you chose to design Dekka’s crib?
Raise the Dead !
Something organic by Gaudi looking like a sandcastle made from wet blobbing drips or a Brazilian Space Ship à la Oscar Niemeyer but probably best to avoid Le Corbusier, great chairs , but one of the ugliest appartment buildings in Bordeaux , which I was obliged to drive by on the way to the coast .
I’d do most things for a pie from the bakery next to it.
Possibly more expensive than the lines ?
Maybe in France bicko
I was going to call you Nasty but not Cheap …..giggles
And I do not miss Vegemite , but I do miss the PIES
Actually just had a lamb and veg from Jacko Baker’s unofficial sponsor The Grumpy Baker for dinner with mash and veg. Better than any stomped on euro blow.
Personally I’m not a fan of Aussie pies. Scottish pies are where it’s at.
Or even better, an onion bridie from Fisher & Donaldson.
Aussie pies are truly disgusting! Absolute rank!
It’s is definitely more of a cultural entity than a culinary delight .
Meat Pies remind me of times past but not lost , endless summer holidays , teenage hunger after a 6 hour session , going to the footy , cheap , quick and ever the chance that the pie would erupt and red sauce , dripping like lava down the latest t-shirt ….
A bit like Europeans have with Reggae bringing forth memories of Summer , Sand and Stoned ….
You should write a book James!
For sure ! If you are on your way up the coast Bels Bakery at Port Macquarie is Pie Heaven , owned and run by Wayne M , one of the best over 50 surfers in the country and his wonderful wife Bel .
Sounds good but you’d need to get me past the Addictive Pie Shop in North Haven first
Good pies …. It’s a shame that there are no waves there , ever .
Suffo bakery is actually pretty cheap. About $5 for a pie. Just don’t order your coffee there or you’ll be waiting for 30mins, get your coffee at Jimmys
Thanks Bogs
Hoping, for the sake of decency, these are lines from a play on some sort of Shakespearian night at the pub.
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend:
And, as EBo is an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And the coke shall restore amends
what about the girls?
Sloppy brazzos. 1in 20has a good rig. The rest are chubby n gross