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Jacksonville, Florida man grows wildly irate, threatens city manager after volunteer lifeguard force disbanded: “You sir are a jerk go back to New York or California. Don’t come here with your (expletive) and (expletive) things up. I hope I see you out in Jax Beach it won’t be good for you.”

Scary.

A Jacksonville, Florida man received a stern talking to from the police after he became textually abusive, via Facebook direct messages, toward the city manager for disbanding the volunteer lifeguard force. The trouble began after Mike Staffopoulos had made the tough decision to kill the volunteer lifeguard’s honorary status following a series of meetings earlier in the month.

Thinking the issue settled, Staffopoulos logged on to Facebook only to discover he had a scary direct message reading, “You sir are a jerk go back to New York or California. Don’t come here with your (expletive) and (expletive) things up. I hope I see you out in jax beach it won’t be good for you.”

It was followed up by an even scarier message reading, “Come (expletive) my home town because you feel like you should. Well a lot of people are (expletive) and going to take action.”

The police were immediately contacted and spoke to the man, who admitted, upon review, that he was wrong and should not send scary messages to anyone, much less the city manager, regarding the status of the volunteer lifeguard program any more.

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But what, as a surfer, is your relationship with lifeguards? Do you abide by posted signs or paddle out when/where you shouldn’t in open defiance of the law?

Would you listen better if Sam Elliott (pictured above) was your lifeguard?

I find most of his films/roles compelling but his turn as “the stranger” in The Big Lebowski might be my favorite.

Which is yours?

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Bdhejsjsjsjh

Yous a fucking bitch and I know you cheated on your wife. Because I fucked you last weekend. Your penis stunk like a fish

Dale Hughes

Totally useless article. Never mentioned why they disbanded the lifeguards. And then the stupid question at the end. If you can’t do better you should look for something else to do.

channelbottom

Are the men in that photo defending their mudslide against interloping tiktokkers?

Sit down to pee

Why are all those men wearing underpants on their heads?

Meridian Leeward

Pretty typical for here. Remember, ” A blank mind is a happy mind”

Board Barnacle

Clubbies v boardriders. Don’t mention the war.

channelbottom

And then get sued for, like…reasons.

@surfads

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

ValiantScorn

You think this is bad, check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Black Rubber

In some parts of the world lifeguards don’t keep surfers out of the water. That flavor sucks less.

HandJamTurpel

yeah, they’re pretty chilled over here. Respectful even, for the most part, considering how much easier we make their jobs.

Black Rubber

The only place I know of in CA where they hold you in because the waves are “too big” is Wedge but its warranted there.

ricmatic

well this really harshed my mellow. Chill bro, thats like terrifying.

JohnsKnees

Are lifeguards needed for ankle slappers?

channelbottom

I didn’t realise that these small hair-based parasites were so valuable in Florida that they have a volunteer force to ensure their safety!

Learn something new every day.

LICEGUARDS.
Who knew?

StarJamma

Road House Sam Elliot is classic.
And as far as what I know of Jacksonville, that kind of thing is pretty standard. No one wins in Jacksonville.

astro

Clubbies ?
Best kept well away from. You never know where they’ve been.


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