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Bruce Raymond's old joint at Bilgola Beach, Sydney.

“Dark-eyed and sinister” Quiksilver patriarch and pro surfing sex symbol Bruce Raymond sells redundant forever house on prized cliff-top land for over $5 million, “He would have made a good con man, hustler or gigolo!”

Come walk the halls of a clifftop and beachfront paradise… 

Bruce Raymond, do you know?

He’s the brutal looking stud with the open jacket and open container of beer in hand from the famous Quikilsver ad, reproduced below.

Bruce Raymond Bare-Chested, Foreground.

To know the great Bruce Raymond, superstar businessman, former world number sixteen, therefore, is to love him. 

Surfing’s original surf journalist Phil Jarratt knows. 

In 1977, he wrote, 

“(Bruce) has that dark-eyed sinister air about him that appeals to women and makes men wonder. He would have made a good con man, hustler or gigolo.”

If Bruce’s achievements in the water, North Shore and tour shredder, and out, co-creator of the Quiksilver Pro at G-Land, The Crossing, keeping Kelly Slater, Tom Carroll and Lisa Andersen on Quik during their careers, aren’t enough, Bruce has collected various houses along Sydney’s northern beaches, cleverly buying low and selling high. 

His latest sale is his joint at 65 The Serpentine, Bilgola Beach, which recently went under the hammer two weeks ago for well over five mill (the agent was guiding $5,375 mill-plus), roughly two mill more than he bought it for in 2017.

The four-bedroom house on nearly eight k square feet features a self-contained guest suite which Kelly Slater utilised on visits to Sydney, a heated mineral water pool (a delicious mixer for guests’ wee-wees), pizza oven out the back and, best of all, it squats on the northside of Bilgola Head which means y’don’t get licked by the southerlies that tear the hair off everyone else’s heads whenever fronts pass through the city.

No word yet on Bruce’s next move.

He says he’s gonna stay in the area but downsize a little.

In the meantime, get a little taste of the Bilgola place.

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Erik Bogan

this guy has lived life like a rockstar, pretty sure he is downsizing to live in a yacht that will be moored at Sydney, and sail it around fiji / ments when he wants to. pretty good life really.

channelbottom
notsurfingtoday

This is as bizarre as it is endearing. But why is he chomping…on… what appears to be a gigantic penis

channelbottom

Urechis unicinctus

Ricky Spanish

I’d pee in that pool

Low wide stinkbug stance

What about movies like the performers with unauthorised sound track. I think Bruce Raymond is in that flick too.

Axel pose

I rock hard and come everywhere I go!

Axel pose

I rock hard and come everywhere I go.

Axel pose

I rock hard and come everywhere

Craven Morehead

Say it again!

Party Pete

We know, mate.

Capt Sensible

Roll forward ten years and its like ” if you havent been awake for a week dont ..sorry whats the question ?” ,
The end.

Travis Edgar

Kong in the background on the car doing his best impersonation of future Rabs commentary steez….

toofattosurf

…who the fuck calls a bottle “a container?

Capt Sensible

Who the fuck calls a kingbrown a bottle ?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Spot the west aussie!

Gil Gunderson

‘BG COMMENTITI’

That’s a fine t-shirt right there. Think ‘SECURITY’ and wearing speed dealer / Munga sunnies

Gil Gunderson

Who has a 600 island these days? Pffffft

Beef & Beer

Suburban squalor

channelbottom

There’s something about this article which also seems to have a ‘nose’ flavour about it.

Barrelled

Its amazing what smuggling black can do for one’s bank accounts.

astro

I’ll take it, T.
A fine epitaph.

astro

Makes men wonder.
What Phil ?
Ya queer old cunt.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Well he was editor of playboy.

NEGATRON

That white Kitchen bench top wouldn’t be good for doing blow.

@surfads

The kitchen bench top is blow.

Stick man

you bench it is!

Piskian

That’s your counter culture right there.

Apeman

More surfers real estate wizardry / flukery … just buy somewhere nice! Super rock hard clifftop … Better protection from huge storm surge than Kelly’s Pipe beachfront, even behind a pile of ‘small donkeys’. Although if it’s near that Deadmans spot equally uninviting for a relaxed surf for mortals.

Stick man

I don’t know shit about the area but it does look like Deadman’s could be very near there…

Chief Hot stuff

40 mins south to Deadies

Chazz Michael Michaels

Most revealing surfer / surf industry profiles ever written? Go…

NEGATRON

Gotta be Sarges,The bottomless vortex of indulgence. It’s perfect, the peak.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Ah yes, the Fred Pawle one. Very, very good. In terms of being revealing it would have to be up there, but I suppose it was revealing things that lots of people already knew.

Jimmy the Saint

I always wondered about that Bruce Irons one by Lewis Samuels. I never got to read it, that is probably why I’m so curious about it!

Chazz Michael Michaels

Don’t know it. Would like to read it too! Was it in Surfer?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Do you mean the Andy Irons one that was true but saw him get blacklisted by the industry because they were still saying it was dengue?

Jimmy the Saint

No, that was an Outside article, maybe by Brian Bielman? I could be wrong about that. The Bruce one was a Surfer article, and it caused some controversy. I’m not sure why, I never read it! The Andy article is excellent!

Low wide stinkbug stance

The Richie Collins one was pretty um… interesting. Let’s see.

When girls would come to visit him he’d excuse himself mid conversation to go jerk off so he wouldn’t fuck them.

The bible being “100% true, like in ghost”.

Pleading insanity shouldnt be allowed and instead give them the electric chair.

He would shave his head so short it was shiny.

Thought surf groupies were just skanks who couldnt tell if he was george hulse or richie collins.

General disdain for his contemporary pro surfers drinking and doing drugs because they would just end up in hell.

That guys had a screw loose. But i did like his surfing in that billabong video.

Surfer mag late 80s.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Fuck! If anyone has a hold of that one I’d love to see it.

Can you remember who wrote it?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Matt warshaw. Heres a link where he talks about the article years after he wrote it. With a bit of googling you might be able to find the original.

https://www.surfer.com/blog…

Chazz Michael Michaels

God, Warshaw is under-appreciated.

Low wide stinkbug stance

https://www.latimes.com/arc…

Went looking for the surfer article and found this instead. His dad sounds like an absolute cunt. No wonder richie ended up weird.

Barrelled

The original Sea of Darkness. The one Oblowitz made, not Martin’s fucked up edit. Fits quite nicely with this piece since Mr. Raymond plays heavily in it.

Chief Hot stuff

Eugoogly

astro

Is that when you bowl yourself out ?
Some kinda warney voodoo ?

Chief Hot stuff

Poor Warney.
Imagine what he looks like now

Chief Hot stuff

Too far from the action


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