Conspiracy: Rip Curl surfers, events feature almost exclusively in ultra-popular “Make or Break” first three episodes. Is an illegal payola scheme being rolled out before our over-hungry eyes?

Mick Fanning, Tyler Wright, Gabriel Medina, Morgan Ciblic et voila!

You, most likely, are thankfully too young to remember the evil payola days of old. I’m too young too but once thought about watching the film American Hot Wax which focuses on the end of an era when record labels would pay radio stations to spin their artists, regardless of talent, in order to juice sales.

The practice was made illegal in the early 1960s, without disclosure of aforementioned monetary exchange, as everyone’s tastes must have gone to absolute shit.

Dangerous the sort of nonsense a morally bankrupt corporation masquerading as arbiter of art will ram down an entertainment-starved public’s throat.

Cue Rip Curl.

The universally praised television program Make or Break, which began broadcasting just days ago with all of endemic surf media falling down to rightly worship, has featured Torquay’s favorite surf brand almost exclusively over the first three episodes.

Mick Fanning.

Tyler Wright.

Gabriel Medina.

Morgan Ciblic.

Matt McGillivray.

Rip Curl Narabeen Classic.

Each wonderfully inspiring but maybe inspiring with some voodoo financial magic playing out behind the scenes?

Oh I accuse Rip Curl of absolutely nothing. I love the brand more than ever. But do love because I’m sheeple and easily voodoo’d?

Neil Ridgway (RIP*) I turn my dumb eyes to you.

*RIP meaning forcibly Retired in Peace.

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Terence Hogben
Terence Hogben
4 years ago

What kind of Rip Curl sponsorship is Matt McGillivray on if he still has to sleep in the back of a pickup at some contests?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

KS wins pipe , some local wins the chicks , locals take sunset , TW wins Bells , i have sausages on Bronte winning Margs , its all soo scripted.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Hahahar – that’s the internets for ya.
Total misunderstanding…. Hahahahar

astro
astro
4 years ago

Yep good call on the Endless Summer.
The whole bullshit surf marketing image is based on that.
Woozl with its Dream Tour. Rip with The Surch. Bong with its Life’s better in boardies etc etc ….

astro
astro
4 years ago

Not as user friendly but ok is Windfinder.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Windyty. Its all ya need.

frank
frank
4 years ago

good call on the logo rip off, copyright infringement usually makes people pissed off!, wonder what happened there?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Awesome pic of mick. He’s so casual on that wave! Big smile, hair dry, and wearing a tshirt instead of a rashie, and he’s carrying a spare board like a boss.

Why don’t more surfyboardingers carry spare boards while they compete, like Mick’s good example here?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The problem with Mick is he isn’t carrying one of his soft tops that Surfline Man craves

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago

I guess you could look at it that way or you could focus on morgs going to to the rugby the night before the comp then getting on the piss to the point he went out to the clubs after the match, when his coach picked him up in the morning he was hungover as fuck and walked out with some hot chick he picked up at the clubs then during the training session he spat the dummy and told the cameras to fuck off and then he broke his toe and beat JJ, clearly this is the greatest pro moment since davo beat kelly pissed and with no leggy at bells, the fact that rip curl still sponsors aussie piss heads is testament to a great aussie company, who gives a fuck how they make the margin to pay for these pro pissheads!

JSC
JSC
4 years ago
Reply to  Doobalachy

Chris Davidson was a very talented surfer – too bad he had a brain the size of a pea, no education to speak of and extensive substance abuse did not help him make rational decisions.

Just another idiot.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago
Reply to  JSC

Just like me i guess i posted this on the wrong story

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

A question about Neil big face ridgeway.

Did he finally get booted on a duty of care call after putting sarge on indo boats with teenager surfers or was it just a “ your fucked at your job call “?

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

Clown on the jetski almost pushed wake into his takeoff.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

Can’t wait to watch the wamen “surf” it!

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

JMP won’t know what to do.
Seriously.
Cripple the Men or make the Women look stupid.
My moneys on Cripple the Men just like she did at Sunset.
Wokeist agenda will prove this true.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Big or small
Scarred for life

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

Elon bought it and is renaming it, “Fist Girl”.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Since it’s a private business, they have no obligation to be ‘fair’ in this regard. If RC paid them to feature their surfer more than others, then so be it.

I’m not paying for the privilege of watching it all anyway, so I’m doubling down on not giving a poopity-poop.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago

yes and bribing politicians is illegal in the USA — what a joke — big campaign “donations” ARE bribes — of course radio stations still take money to play music — that’s why they are so awful

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

Are you lost?

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

No but I think you are. Lost and anonymous. From the article: “The practice was made illegal in the early 1960s…”

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

Is that you Tyler?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

I’ve got nothing…try again tomorrow.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
4 years ago

It’s making me not hate Kanoa and Leo as much, I don’t like that feeling…

JSC
JSC
4 years ago

If the Producers of “Make or Break” are favouring Rip Curl, then why was the logo taken off Gabriel Medina’s board in the image used for the promo trailer for the series?

There is no logo on his board – removed.

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago
Reply to  JSC

Get on the case Detective JSC!

M.
M.
4 years ago
Reply to  JSC

That’s what they want you to believe! Wake up sheeple!

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

The real conspiracy is why in the history of pro surfing hasn’t a kebab food truck ever been present at a event?!?

When did you last see a Turkish surfer make a final?

The lack of Baklava on offer

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Have they only ever done açai bowls in the thousand years of Turkish surf comps?

https://www.ft.com/content/…

astro
astro
4 years ago

Woozl must be starting to sweat on the outlook for Margs.
Off today, wind shit tomo then real big swell with se then e wind for the last 2 remaining days.
Interesting.


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