See the insane moment two of the world’s greatest surf photographers are thrown from Teahupoo water taxi in near-disaster during epic swell!

“That was heavy,” says Nathan Florence.

A couple of days back, Teahupoo was big, skis and boats everywhere, drivers’ faces wet with spray and sweat as they manoeuvred photographers into position to shoot the wave’s extravagant barrel in a game of potentially fatal choreography.

Pretty rare for a boat to go over, or lose a passenger, especially in the hands of the experienced drivers who work the two-lever steering wheels, forever treading an ultra-fine line between deep water and the slightest incline of reef that’ll drag ‘em back into the hole.

In the incident below, Ted Grambeau, possibly the best, definitely the sweetest, surf photographer ever to draw breath, and Chris Bryan, the high-def video gun for hire, for whom the phone tolls every time a studio wants the finest in surf-cinematic vision, are tossed from their vessel, along with their lunch baguette, only seconds after recording an epic ride.

 

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The Tahitian driver is catlike in a scenario that would have most leaving wet web stains on the front of their red bunny pyjamas.

Taxi Boat - Accident at Teahupoo - May 2022
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Terence Hogben
Terence Hogben
4 years ago

The Captain was pretty shit could see that coming from a way off he could have avoided it.

Brickwalls
Brickwalls
4 years ago

So who was the F’tard on the ski that Check Stopped the taxi boat by shooting across the bow? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brickwalls
Brickwalls
4 years ago
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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago
Reply to  Brickwalls

thats what I thought too. He got cut off by a jet ski. Correction, an oblivious jet ski.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago

How long before someone gets spat out of the wave of their life, straight into the side of a boat? Too fucken close.

Kasandra Mann
Kasandra Mann
4 years ago

Didn’t one of those Hobgoods run into a ski coming out of a barrel in the Mid 2000s during a contest

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
4 years ago

What’s the deal with those lever driven boats ? Vs. a standard wheel

Gamesta
Gamesta
4 years ago

Beach Grit writing real news articles now???

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

meanwhile in SB, Cali…where climate change is always trending…and there hasn’t been any reported swells since 1969…

https://keyt.b-cdn.net/2022…

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
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’83 blew the doors off 1969.

Try to keep up, it’s been nearly 40 years.

1992, 1997, 2005 all beat ’69 Boomer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

car down my street has a ‘Hippe’ license plate…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

refresh sound track after watching this over & over & over again…then again, Whipped Cream may also work! or Flight of the Conchords…

https://youtu.be/7vtF5GjVeaY

John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

Which brand was the wipe? It was not a duty free transaction.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

If that doesn’t make Surfline’s wave of the day I will be very disapointed.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Anything for the ‘gram!

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Poor old mate, flipped over and then out, fat , bald and wet

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

It’s not often that one is privileged to see a Tahitian boat captain’s pride becoming so erect and glistening in the mid-day sun.

John Wayne
John Wayne
4 years ago

I have been waiting a long time to see a serious incident out there. Dam. This was close though.

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

Looks like someone hanging off the back gets sucked over the falls?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  sancho

‘WHEEEEEEEE!!!!

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
4 years ago
Reply to  sancho

Indeed.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Where is Darren Hanley when you need him?

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

DH would go

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

he must have shot this?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
4 years ago

I’ve gotta say, I expected “…along with their lunch baguette…” to be typical Riellyian prose, but no: so literal!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Like a cat after 12 bowls of Kava

Col Kilgore's Pilot
Col Kilgore's Pilot
4 years ago

Yup, nobody cares.

Tracey lungs
Tracey lungs
4 years ago

I would have lost my lunch too!


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