Showdown in Brazil!
Comment live, opening round, Oi Rio Pro, Brazil, “Contest to go ahead despite Latin surf fans warning of mass protests and issuing gruesome death threats to world #3!”
Photo: Jack English
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Seriously can someone please explain why the hell is “body English”? Does it translate equally as body Portuguese?
Joe: Griff loving his time here so far!
They are so dumb the wozl instead of playing up the drama for viewers they downplay it! Common sense is out the fucking window with this crew!
how is it the ladies always get sent out in shit conditions?
so passionate
a lot of water moving-who would have thunk it….
da, da, da, da, duh: Oi Corona
(sung to the tune of My Sherona)
The mute button missing on the player is a blessing in disguise
What happened to Gabe? Missed his heat
Notice the lack of crowd paddling out.
Kaipo’s “high heat IQ” is the post-cut version of “historic”
All in all a good first day, not a great one but it was good.
Kanoa lost, Gabby is washed up.
Howz sales?
I went to the favela that jaddy grew up in to stock up last night.
Tough crowd in the carpark at sacarema, lots of competition.
Along with Jordan Michael Smith
Jaddy on course to rack up 3001
for those joinin late…this thread is pretty damn funny. let’s TM it, can it, and fwd to the great folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000 and use for narration of say…Endless Summer? maybe even a pay check?
he tries really really hard god bless him
Caio is one sneaky bastard
They need to add a stripper pole to that runway thing
Oww Ibelli
damn that could have been a nice one with the bird in the background and everything
Caio defines the definition of TILT…speed, power, flow straight to the final air…defines gravity and defines 2nd best toilet bowl w/out. Baker is still in the lead..
Flushed – straight down.
game over…at least on the pin ball scale.
I’ve got 1.1k watching on the graphic. Anybody got any higher #?
Millions! All over the world!
on food stamps, EIB cards, petty thefters, homeless…I have a home computer! thx, steve jobs for the office job! if only someone paid me to watch….STRIDER’S BACK!
Tens of thousands on the beach, too !
10M juuls puffers just got spiked! maybe that’s a low…
10k here
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Jack would be fun at he pub.