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Comment live, vital elimination round as Gabriel Medina faces world-title ending last-place finish, Oi Rio Pro, Brazil, “Lets see if you will cheat again. Shame on you!”
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In postgame show Kaipo clarifies that Ibelli’s 10 indicates he received all 10s from every judge. I was dubious so I ran the numbers and ya know what, once you average it out, Kaipo is right.
Holy Christ it never ends
Brazil, familia, familia, brazil, brazil, Brazil, familia, familia, friends, Brazil, familia, familia, Brazil, Brazil, brazil, Brazil, familia familia. Enough already!!!! Jesus Christ. Puke!
Gabe getting hate from other brazzos for performing poorly… LOL we have no chill.
Hey Cote, leave the buttoning up your shirt all the way up to the Vatos in the hood ya dweeb
What did I miss
Kpop gone
Pepsi Pinto Gone
Robson smashed a now injured Medina
Ethan through
Herdy Gerdy man Flew
Ibelli got a Larry Blair Barry lair barrel for a 10
Ps Miguel Tudela went upside down with 60 seconds to go after the judges said no to his previous wave by 0.01 of a point
Splendid write up
It was the best of times
It was the worst …, fuck that
It was the BEST OF TIMES
THE WOMBATS UNITED
Evans Head v Newcastle
Rnd 16 heat 8
Lots of close outs , backwash , side wash etc etc
Is it just me or was Caroline Marks fucking robbed?
To ride out
Or not to ride out
That is the question ?
Not just that though. Carissa was overscored and Caroline’s last wave was a 5.42 every day in the context of that heat.
Bloody hard to tell with such an uneven playing field … I have been watching the current Indonesian QS 5000s at Krui and Nias and on those perfect playing fields there is no way to hide
( for surfers and judges )
My boardriders boys both out in round of 96 😔 jeez it looked fun tho
EBC Jarvis Earle ( got 3rd in opens and 2nd in Juniors at Krui ) through to the semis in the juniors and seeded into Rnd 64 in the opens … not bad for a 17 year old from Sid Cassidy’s reef ?
An easy name to remember. Sounds like he should also be releasing a blues album
The Smiling Assassin is what the old Australian Balinese Mafia on the commentary team are calling him
One of the kids at school was watching the Krui Pro in class the other week. His sister and her boyfriend were both competing. I haven’t seen them at Nias yet, but here’s hoping. The kid was showing me some photos of him surfing at Sunshine Beach the other day. I mean photos can lie but the young pup seems to go alright. He jagged a pretty high place in the recent QLD Schools (MR) Cup I think.
Finally got some hope for local kids going alright. Other than Isabella of course. Who just got lapped by Tati the Brazzo via Hawaii.
From little things big things grow
She’s a patronising irritant who conducts the interview as if it’s all about her. Whoever the hell she is. Banned from future transmissions is her sentence.
Judges have rocks in their heads
Pritamo factor. All 5.
Bs
Team of 5 (million)
Thou shalt not deviate from the orthodoxy.
And right there you see the woozl fuckery from judges.
They crippled Caroline with that. Total bs.
Best turn of the last 3 heats by far and like Italo at Narrabeen
No you fell off ?
Bryan interview
Did you feel intimate with the wave?
Yeah I milked it.
Hot and Sexy Surfing.
Cheeses. – 🧀 🍎 🍷
None , robbed by circumcision
Well deserved win for Hawaii
Correct
Has to be the score
KAIPO 2 scores mate
Boom Boom Bryan
Putting out fire with gasoline
4.5 for Olive oil
5?
Long Limbed “Lanky Lakey” looks like Olive Oyl on a board.
Slippery when wet
Sativa out
spinach in
Surfs like she’s hacking her way through a bamboo forest with a machete in each hand.
Sally squinter