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Co-founder Zeke Greer (pictured) testing product.
Co-founder Zeke Greer (pictured) testing product.

Surfer/entrepreneur father and son combination stumble upon their “Steve Jobs moment,” create line of neckties crafted from boardshort material!

"It’s a perfect fit for missionaries!"

We, each of us here, have likely had an idea pop into head, at one point or another, that seemed a genius money-making scheme. Some spark that felt instantaneously unique and wonderful. Very few, though, have likely taken any steps to activate and there it died on the vine. Or maybe flowed to China where it became produced on the cheap without our participation. I have a friend who once told me “any time a plan is spoken but not realized it enters the ‘river of ideas’ that heads straight to China.”

Makes sense but that fate, thankfully, did not befall Gregg Greer and his son Zeke. The two live in Utah and recently brought their dream to life but let us turn to the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints organ Deseret News to learn more and celebrate American success.

Picture this, a father and son on a beach in Hawaii, taking a break from a surf session, swinging in their hammocks, noodling about a business they could start together.

This wasn’t the first time they’d done this. For years, Gregg Greer and his youngest son Zeke had been tossing ideas around. It had become their hobby, trying to envision something nobody thought of until they thought of it; looking for their Steve Jobs moment.

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Since action sports is their thing — surfing, snowboarding, skating, anything in the mountains — the ideal for them was to find a way to mix business with pleasure; figure out something they could sell connected to what they love.

They’d run through all the usual outdoor gear retail suspects: hats, shirts, shorts, shoes and so forth and come up empty. At one point they thought about a dating site for action sports participants. They went so far as to pay for a domain name: shreddersonly.com. But after that the idea more or less fell off a cliff. What did they know about online dating?

Lounging in the hammocks in the summer of 2017, they were back to square one.

Then, suddenly, they had it.

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Neckties.

Boom.

The ties are made from technical boardshort material and sell under the name Bombora. The inspiration was, of course, socks as the two saw the explosion of Stance in their Mormon pews. Elders wearing colorful foot coverings under pressed black slacks or maybe pressed khaki slacks. The two, anyhow, went to work and soon possessed the must-have church accessory of the year. “It’s a perfect fit for missionaries,” Gregg told Deseret News. “You can bend it, scrunch it, throw it in the back of your car and drive around for a month and put it on and it looks the same.”

Covid severely disrupted the production but Bombora survived and now you, too, can buy here.

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channelbottom

“Looks like they’re forecasting lightening storms for the rest of the contest period.”

Is this something to do with the fallout from the way Michael Jackson bleached his skin over the years?
Is this still a thing? Gee whizz.

tim_nelsen

who’s going to turn powdered sugar donuts into rum? not the missionaries…I wouldn’t want them to tie me down!

toaster redux

When did skating become an action sport?

Picard Madeoff

UMMM Chas remember Mormons have revelations since they, unlike other professed Christians, have a direct pipeline to speak to God herself. So this idea was surely borne out of a revelation while wearing funny underwear , drinking lemonade and contemplating the good old days when Brigham and Joseph were adding wives to their harem at a pace that few can appreciate

tim_nelsen

ben gravy in baja ‘bu via satellite..have we got anyone on the line? be kind. rewind!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

channelbottom

Perhaps for more sales oomf with the hip kids, they need the mellifluent lyrical brilliance of those nice young Floridian chaps with the unfortunate skin afflictions and the tarantula corndogs glued to their heads, as shown in a previous article?

Hippy

Imagine the tour had kept Barra on schedule?!

Completely destroyed just days ago. RIP. That would have been WSL luck.

It will take decades to return, if. The photos are catastrophic.

But as you know LGR, monsoon season is not a good contest window. Guess us “audience” know more than the morons planning this tour.

Not to mention the rampant crime epidemic in El Sal.

Stay home boys and girls, the world is a dangerous place.

Chief Hot stuff

Thats the way aha aha i like it.
aha aha!!

Hippy

It was a street fair billed as a food festival. Hundreds of well dressed women dining on small plates and my eyes. Newport Beaches finest MILF’s.

There are two band stages, my date was floored that KC was playing. I suggested that she attend while I mingled, that went over poorly as she noticed the other women as well and I knew too many already.

The best plans….

Avoided disco like any Zep head that turned punk in ’79. Either Hippy hated that entire deal. Once, the Chicago White Sox burned disco albums as a 7th inning gag and I almost became loyal to that south side team for that effort.

Now, it dawned on me that all the hot chicks would attend KC’s show just as mine was wanting too. Let’s just say it was a dance party of dance parties. “Opps, excuse me” and another blond “bumped” into me.

But amidst all that stimulus and several pints of beer glow, KC knocked that show out of the park. I had no idea that band was sooooooo talented. Tight as a drum. Loud, impactful and it got an entire area of a thousand dancing the alcohol off.

It seems like yesterday although it does come to mind during alone time preceding a surf nap.

channelbottom

Karen Carpenter?

Chief Hot stuff

Solid Gold!!

tim_nelsen

freebird

Hippy

Why would Beachgrit bury Karl’s masterful performance with fluff pieces of no time relevance?

You have a serious comedy gem struggling for air in the non caloric bubbles of these worthless tripe “stories”?

If i could say it another way, I would. Why not save these for a slow day and allow the commentariat time to savor KVF’s genius?

Whats up Negatron?

You can stock pile this crap for another day

Stick man

While agree it is/was a masterpiece…the show must go on. G-land is long gone and El Salvador is here. He got that in just in time and everything’s a blur anyways.

Hippy

Maybe you didn’t grasp the point. KVF’s piece could have been given a day to digest, considering the shortened contest window is dwindling (?!) and none of these stories that buried the rankings have any traction.

No urgency to post any of these, could be in the “batters box” for months waiting for a lull in shark stories or real estate sales.

Chief Hot stuff

Its not a popularity contest.

Hippy

Oh dear lad, it is.

Chief Hot stuff

Dear lad now, thats a bit fresh.

Hippy

You inspire me Bex

Chief Hot stuff

De nada.

tim_nelsen

supply chains…

Stick man

Yeah guy… Tie one on in Taiwan with Tai then try to tie one.

Stick man

Tie won.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Boom, something else to hate

JohnsKnees

Business is off to a screeching halt. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

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No, I won’t purchase Chas. But on a sidenote, the best pub crawl my mates and I did across Ventura from east to west was done by bicycle, dressed as Mormon missionaries. My bud even made us fake name tags and we all wore out uniform of short sleeved white button up, black pants, black neck ties, and bicycle helmets. We’d roll up to a joint and evoke wide eyed states and disbelief and some fuckers even bought us all rounds, saying “good for you boys saying fuck Mormonism!” Hahaha good times

tim_nelsen

we started it…we ended it/
the pub crawl…
back by popular demand!

Ricky Spanish

Still a better idea than Billabong x Warhol/Metallica collab garbage

Phat-wan kerr

and neck ties used to be only be perfect for morons.

Sean Connery

It is always surprising to me when a family with at least five kids and god knows how many wives can afford a trip to Hawaii.

channelbottom

The typical benefits of a religiously determined misogynists’ patriarchy, means that the the wives and younger kids stay at home, while you and The Lads get to go fuck around doing stupid shit, safe from recriminations and thrown pans. Especially if the pastor is one of your mates, out on the pish with you. Cheaper too.

Chief Hot stuff

And extra pussy.

channelbottom

Sure.
And of course this isn’t just restricted to Mormons. I mean who wouldn’t want a holiday with your mates to mess around. I’d fucking give a kidney to make it happen. I’m just saying that they have it on lock.

Chief Hot stuff

Polygamy is the future for progressives

channelbottom

My wife would kill me.

Chief Hot stuff

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Audit In Progress

You have to live in low priced Mormon hellscape of Utah the other 360 days of the year.

Sean Connery

My biggest gripe with Utah is having to go to outskirts of town to buy booze. Beautiful state and unbelievable snow though.

channelbottom
Stick man

he needs )(urluley logos fo realz

Manuka

Neckties and cocaine…buy here!

Beef & Beer

The area I live in has a disproportionately high number of Mormons

Pretty much the biggest pack of weirdo spinners you’ve ever seen

P.S.
Can someone post the Southpark ‘dum dum dum’ thing please (I still can’t bloody work out how to do it from my shit phone, oh the irony, dumb dumb dumb)…

Ami Lost

With the legalization of pot and the defund police movement, surfers will have little need for neckties except for rare pugilism or occasional joyride. Was Paul Pelosi a surfer? Never too late to start.

Stephen Wolfram

Court appearances?

Stick man

Surprised you didn’t write about the New York Subway Surfers the other day Charles…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

tim_nelsen

gonna get back to a newer post: something ’bout 1/1,000 chance of riding a big wave, or somthin…riding the train? 1/1M…real or in the movies…makes the head spin!

channelbottom
Chazz Michael Michaels

Slow work day?

channelbottom

Yes.

Phat-wan kerr

nah, needs more penis fish.


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