Bright lights, big surfing.
Oh I write about our beleaguered World Surf League, from time to time, and fun make about its various trials and tribulations. How the Wall of Positive Noise has created, on its backside, an asylum where the mentally unstable have gone full mentally insane, but maybe just maybe, the “leadership team” is all mentally insane like a fox?
Take, for example, the wild runaway success of Apple+ television’s unscripted doco-serial Make or Break. Of course it was covered in depth, here, with very few fun makings as the show was very entertaining.
So entertaining, apparently, that the production company responsible for itself is now eyeing a potential slate of scripted surf programing. For those who aren’t “Hollywood,” scripted means non-documentary. Like dramas, comedies, horror films etc.
“It’s been a phenomenal few years for the Box to Box Films team and we are thrilled at today’s announced partnership with the World Surf League,” said (co-founder Paul) Martin. “This agreement represents an exciting new phase in our relationship with WSL. At Box to Box, we are passionate about telling stories of the world’s best athletes and in the last year we became obsessed with the world of surfing and the depth and breadth of the WSL stories and history. We believe there are some epic stories both historical and current which we are excited to bring to the world.”
“Box to Box Films is undoubtedly the hottest production company in sports and their ability to tell unique stories is unmatched,” added WSL CEO Erik Logan. “This partnership is a full-league deal and gives the team there – headed up by Oscar-winning James-Gay Rees and Emmy winner Paul Martin – the unprecedented opportunity to mine the archives of the entire sport. This type of access gives them a real opportunity to delve deep into the league’s rich history and use their intimate storytelling approach to take viewers inside the world, lives, and legends of the best surfers on the planet.”
Ok, ok, ok so who do you want to see lightly fictionalized?
Whose story told and which actors telling?
Maybe TikTok sensations the Island Boys sharing the role of Felipe Toledo in the buddy comedy Bigger wherein Toledo’s character adopts a big ol’ lovable Great Dane who helps him overcome his nagging fears regarding size and leads him to a world title at double overhead Trestles?
Now your turn.
What cinematic glory would you like to see?
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Kanoa’s Castle. WSL booth staff Joe Turpel and Kaipo Guerrero compete to complete wacky obstacle courses and stunts devised by Kanoa Igarashi and a weekly guest pro from back in the day when grom abuse on tour was de rigour. In the opening scene we see the contestants blind folded wearing wasabi impregnated speedos trying to find their way out of an Ikea (sponsor)
Derek Reilly: The Lost Tapes
Kinda Ricky Gervaise vibes?
I want a top level production gaining all best photos and video of the 82’83 El Nino swell that rocked california and baja that winter. Interviews with the main players during those swells. I was just a grom in awe of what I was seeing and would never see again on that scale.
too early…
It’s amazing what can be done with a billionaires $$$, when his wife seems to have Carte Blanche with his check book.
I’d love to see the story of some of the OG Pe’ahi and Ho’okipa surfers of the 80’s. A chaotic and volatile group of guys who grew up deep in the rain forests of North Shore Maui. (many raised by single moms who emigrated across the ocean following various gurus and a simpler way of life) Taking their anger and angst out on the ocean and each other , a band of misfits was formed. Out of which would emerge some of the best surfers of all time and major influencers of modern day surf culture. With names like Roberson, Van Dyke and Cooney as just a few. It’s a wild story and everyone’s got an angle. Would be cool to see that time and the impact it had memorialized in a “lightly fictionalized” way while juxtaposing it with the cultural destablization that took place in Maui during that time.
is that Adam Roberson/Nikki Van Dyke and Steve Cooney?
justin/tai/steve
Doesnt matter anyways….Filipes moonlighting in Bollywood Horror movies by the looks of things so he’ll be o.k. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The Elvis Years – Featuring Occy, a couch and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken….
Victorious Balls – A love story based on Gabby & Neymer. Think Brokeback Mountain but with waves ,football. & Brazilian political intrigue. Actors – go with unknowns from the favela’s and it damn sure better be in Portuguese. Directed by Brazil’s finest filmmaker Fernando Meirelles. Oscars will be streaming in.
anything with Amber…
Leave It to Amber
Amber Does Dallas
CSI: Amber
Cold Case Files: Amber
COPS: Amber
Modern Amber
Beach Blanket Amber
Better Call Amber
Make Or Break: Amber
The Hedy Lamar Song (Depp & Beck)
Fun fact
There are some underground websites for content consumption out there and these underground websites have a twitter style approach to the content they deliver. Meaning: the content most people are watching will be feature on the front page as top 10. With a secondary page one click away showing the top 100 most watched film or tv series, porn, music, etc. Not a single day Make or break featured on top 10 or top 100 lists, but as a tv series that is actually watchable the people that run this underground world have had the trouble to make this series available. Which was a big surprise for me. This series then has become the first wsl related content to be featured in such websites. I guess that´s a win for wsl, it shows they are finally producing content that attracts attention beyond the little circle of grumpy locals, stoked groms and emotionally sored VAL´s.
I was under the impression that the inclusion of Dirk Ziff and his brothers in that list of 963 US citizens barred from entering Russia published on 21 May this year by Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs made it okay for us to discuss these things freely now.
Forrest Griffin Gump!
“SHIT IN YOUR WETSUIT FORREST! SHIT IN YOUR WETSUIT!!!
Bruce goes to The Maldives.
Season 16, episode 8:
‘Bruce finally finds his passport, but loses his tickets.’
Season 16, episode 9:
‘Bruce finally finds both passport and tickets, but -tragedy!- loses his cocaine’.
Spoiler alert: He found it. It was in his nose.
Season 16, episode 10:
‘Bruce finds the remnants of the coke, has his tickets and passport, but gets in the wrong taxi and ends up in Tijuana. Hilarity ensues’
Season 16, Episode 11: in a turn of events that surprises exactly no one, the coke that Bruce bought in TJ turns out to be Meth. Bruce then moves to Santa Cruz.
Jason Bateman is Dirk Ziff, fugitive in hiding from Russia’s Prosecutor General and Federal Security Service agents who want to bring him to justice in Moscow for the hundreds of millions of rubles he stole from Russia by fraud with help from William Browder 10 years ago and laundered through the World Surf League and Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign.
I’ve got a fabulous idea about a kid who only learns to surf in a wave pool and wins his local contest thing. He then goes to Thehawaiinorthshore and realises that he’s a kook in the ocean and is bullied by many locals including (would you believe it?) ‘Tick’, of the Very Hot Horseradishes (that’s a rockin’ pop musical group).
He overcomes various challenges to win an a real ocean surfing contest, and the heart of a booootiful local girl. (Can we make her trans? It’s 2022)
This idea has much to recommend it, and would be FAR more entertaining than any dull as fuck wankery from the WSL.
This press release really needs parsing. If anyone could be fucked.
In short, I think it’s more likely to be scripted reality rather than fiction.
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Hahahahar, that’s sooo stupid. Harhahar
How VERY DARE you.
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That is a extremely good one.
Probably my favourite
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Don’t cancel me JP. You’re the only Real Scot on this board.
LOL
Bravo.
“me and bob play virtual pong tennis now!”
Griffin doing a bill and Ted’s excellent adventure/fast times at ridgemont high type thing
Elo really gives me a norman bates vibe
ELO impregnated the high school slut…years later…his decrepate mother is cocconed in a haunted hill house at the end of the street…baby-sitting…