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Tale of former world number eight Todd Holland’s harrowing escape from enraged Brazilian surf fans resurfaces ahead of Oi Rio Pro: “Armed police, with guns drawn, did their best to clear a path on the beach before escorting him to a jail cell for his protection.”

Passion!

Any true surf fan will immediately recognize the name Todd Holland. Cocoa Beach’s other favorite son was a mainstay on the professional surfing circuit in the 1980s through the 1990s. Described as “baby faced” by surf historian Matt Warshaw (subscribe here) and “a scrappy pug” by surf journalist Steve Barilotti, Holland was the only east coast American top 16 pro for a solid handful of years, P.K. (pre-Kelly).

Pure red, white and blue though Holland also had the most eventful, exciting escape from the green and gold in professional surfing’s grand history, thus far, and the story has resurfaced ahead of the hours-away Oi Rio Pro where enraged Brazilian surf fans have promised to let their displeasure in recent judging decisions be felt.

But let us jump in our time machine and revisit the scene, told wonderfully by Hillard Grossman in Florida Today.

In the fall of 1993, just outside of Sao Paulo, Brazil, Holland was looking for one good finish in a World Qualifying Series event. That would have enabled him to rejoin the world tour the following year — and also would have allowed him to return to Cocoa Beach to see the birth of his son.

Instead, things got wild — and scary.

Holland was called for a paddling interference against Victor Ribas, one of the top Brazilian surfers.

“When you get a paddling-interference call against you,” Holland explained, “the only way to win is to get one called on the other guy. So I just sat on him, trying to grab any wave in front of him.”

Then, the contest announcer began inciting the crowd to turn against Holland. Suddenly, people were chasing Holland in the water.

“A guy jumped on my back and another hit me in the head,” Holland said. “I got hit on the beach a couple of times. The whole crowd tried to get me.”

Armed police, with guns drawn, did their best to clear a path on the beach for Holland, and they escorted him in a van to a jail cell, where he spent a few hours — but only for his protection.

“They told me to shave my beard off right away,” he said. “Then, later that night, another surfer came by and sneaked me onto his floorboard and then onto a plane. Basically, they sneaked me out of the country.”

If he had made it through that heat with Ribas (both were eliminated), Holland would have seen his son born. Instead, it was on to Hawaii, where he requalified with ease.

But the memories still haunt him.

“It’s something that should have never happened,” he said. “If I went back there, I know it would not have been safe. But I really never had any desire to go back.”

By 1995, his pro career was virtually over. Because he was forced to skip the big-points events in Brazil, it was nearly impossible to qualify for the world tour.

Passion.

Extreme passion.

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pilikia

i’ve been a few times as a guest in the 80s. i agree in principle the ranch should be opened, but the problem is basically California. there is no way any management company can handle protecting the resources, and the other problem is well, people suck. the hoards will arrive, what little hourly paid workers that do have to patrol, police the area just won’t give a fuck……it will be ruined. so the question is: do people need more places to fuck up or do we protect what we have left. yosemite is a shit show now. the ranch will be far worse due to it’s proximity.

Blade

Pretty farking crook …… what’s wrong with em

Gustavo Wilkens

Funky cold…..

Gustavo Wilkens

Da freak

Gustavo Wilkens

😂😂😂

Gustavo Wilkens

Brazilian teenagers are savage
The kid was 16 years old

Gustavo Wilkens

Did He recover from that?
Dont think so

Gustavo Wilkens

😂

Gustavo Wilkens

Poor guy

Gustavo Wilkens

* the worst

Gustavo Wilkens

Tom whitaker took worst beat
https://youtu.be/JiSBeoZi3Is

diamond chief

Does daddy Jesus phrases understand how unbearable the gilded life in San Clem is gonna b if anything happens to their co favourite son Griff?

NUG

I don’t know if Todd Holland was a true Confederate, but he sure did lose like one.

Klein Zack

Southern red neck and great surfer. He would beat the crap of Medina if the brazo tried to intimidate him.

@surfads

What a legend he was. I’m actually making it my life’s goal to recreate this shot as closely as I can – hair, wetsuit, board, turn. Think I can get the first three but the turn is just insane.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… .

janeausten

I’ve just spent 5 minutes staring at this photo. Can someone who knows about surfboards tell me how that single fin is holding in so well?
Gary Linden…are you there???!!

@surfads

I’m no expert but it’s definitely something to do with his goatee

janeausten

Roger that…counterbalances like one of those Gordon Gecko era executive toys.

Brutus

I think you need to see where the turn ended up . The TC turn ended up in a perfect set up for next bottom turn and it was a 7 8 ….

Low wide stinkbug stance

One question i’ve always wondered… did you really forget the Rip Curl decals?

Surfer

Look at the fin. Its at the back of the fin box and it looks fairly large

channelbottom

Yup. That’s what she used to say.

But of course I’m too old for that these days. And plus you know, being married, none of that actually happens anymore.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

You’re asking the wrong question. The pertinent question is how can surfers from the East Coast of the USA get so fucking good, surfing such shit waves?

janeausten

..and charge so hard [Lopez x2/ GOAT/ This guy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Hobgoods. Jersey and NY folks. RI folks. Barley and OBX crew. Long list, despite months of flat ocean at a time.

piss brohoff

Linden’s so underrated. He was making carbon fiber asyms like 35 years ago. Rode his boards through much of the 90s and they all went sick.

FL Skunk Ape

It’s the rail. Look how much of that is in the water compared to the other shots.

pilikia

the look holds it all together brah

janeausten

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Sorry to be obvious.

@surfads

Sick

Ricky Spanish

Helluva turn!

channelbottom

Hmmmm.
The name seems familiar…

Oh yeah! Is he that one guy who lives next door to ole’ Harry Belgium?

I think he used to go out with Franky German’s sister. They live over the back fence.

Oh man, the stories I could tell about those three…

Low wide stinkbug stance

How long until the surname Holland gets cancelled and he has to call himself Todd Netherlands?

channelbottom

Hence my joke.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

All I remember is that he was a natural footer, and had a facial hair remarkable enough that the surf press latched onto it.

janeausten

look at that photo…Col Sanders in a short john with a nose guard on a flyer pin single fin…what a unique chap.

channelbottom

… and Franky! Well, he used to tell this joke. And always in the wrong company you know. This joke about a guy who would knock his missus around, he was a real dictator you see? I can’t remember the PUNCHline, but it was unexpected and you would nazi it coming. Anyway we always had to reign him in, in polite company and tell him not to talk about the Ward.

Stick man

Tom Carroll got an interference on him costing TC his 3rd world title at big perfect Pipe…the year Barton won the title. I believe Todd Holland won the OP pro too…famous floater to nose-dive. Guy ripped.

channelbottom

Well you know ole Harry he had this chick on the side called Congo, but he used to treat her real mean. Real mean indeed. But eventually we forgot about all that because he makes nice chocolate these days.
Plus there was that one story about killer dwarves he had a run in with. He got away but he was black and blue for weeks. Totally covered in Bruges.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Griff has been playing Brazilian volleyball with Jaddy etc. What causes volleyball to become Brazilian volleyball

disqus_00d1gIXedO

fotebal…pronounced “foo-chee ball.” no hands allowed, just international football rules. no hands or arms. but straight up, some cats down there are far better with their “no hands nor arms” at volleyball than we’d ever be with our hands and arms

channelbottom

So is that like sitting on your left hand for a while so it ‘falls asleep’ and when you play with your balls it’s like some else is doing it? Is that what you mean?

I mean, I’ve heard of The Stranger things.

Occ Topus

“Passion”?
You spelled ‘pussies’ wrong.

RQ.

fuck that.

MyGFsChinese

Yikes! Does not bode well for colapinto!


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