Troublingly Gatsby-eque.
Spanish news is reporting that Gerard Pique, defensive back for the Barcelona Football Club, has just broken off his affair with a waitress and is allegedly hoping to reconcile with his estranged wife, the chanteuse, Shakira. Normally this sort of twist would be, should be, embraced by the public. A family being stitched back together again. Love reigning. But surfers around the world are increasingly heartbroken by events as they are unfolding.
You will certainly recall in the very heat of allegations surfacing that all was not well in the Pique-Shakira household, potential infidelities etc. that Shakira absconded to Spain’s north in order to be healed by the therapeutic properties of surfing. There she worked, diligently, smile beginning to present on her face but only after a mysterious sexy surf instructor entered the scene did that smile explode like fireworks.
The unnamed man helped the multi-platinum selling artist smooth her frontside flow and clearly cheered her heart. Surf fans wondered if it was possible that a Jonah Hill-esque fairytale might be playing out before our very eyes. Hill, you celebrate, met and fell in love with his own surf instructor. The two now live together and post adorable selfies on important days.
A dream that we all have for Shakira but now in light of reconciliation maybe dashed upon the rock. Life imitating art. Oh not Jonah Hill beautiful craftsmanship but rather F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Great Gatsby where, at the end, the philandering husband wins and the bold lover is shot dead.
Light a candle, tonight, for the sexy surf instructor.
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Got his hot and heavy tang on the side and then suddenly that was getting boring, and she is annoying, and now she wants to do other things other than bone all day, and she is not the mother of his kids, and she is a nobody.
She’s a dead root anyway…. give it up bro.
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I wonder if Mick Fanning offers a similar sheet for his high volume soft tops for fat old guys like me?
Please drown!
scratch the surf instructor, here comes the lifeguard!
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Edit: Moved to appropriate JMD article
Lost Tapes: The Movie
Bravo Chas. “The two now live together and post adorable selfies on important days,” is a sentence that starkly captures the vapidity of modern popular “culture,” be it “surf” culture or whatever. Posting adorable selfies on important days is paramount.
“Let’s get ready to rumble…”
Either make-up sex or revenge porn? we’ll be right back!
Why not both in the same session?
haitian D
Babs and Clean Willie were in love and then Willie met Sasha and fell in love with the tranny surf goddess