Waimea Bay’s iconic Samurai house “not for sale” says owner as Jonah Hill expands North Shore property search to include $US7 million estate adjacent to softest wave on seven-mile miracle!

“With direct access to numerous world-class surf spots right out front, this property is an ocean enthusiast’s dream."

The owner of Waimea Bay’s Samurai House has squashed the rumour Hollywood funnyman and body positivist Jonah Hill had added the magnificent home to his collection of beachfront joints, which includes Hill’s epic new $15 million Malibu Colony residence.

“We plan to move back in early to mid 2023. We have no intentions of selling our home and never have.”

Shattering news for Hill who continues his search for the perfect North Shore pied-à-terre, although regular surf sessions with Sally Cohen, the dazzling longboarding sister of Jamie O’s girl Tina, have made the toil of house hunting a little easier to bear.

We last saw Sally in August when she went over the handlebars at Surf Ranch and lost four teeth when she hit the vinyl covered concrete bottom, the injury requiring surgery and, later, implants.

The latest joint on Hill’s list, according to our man on the ground, is a seven-million estate, beachfront, although lined with rocks not sand, a couple of minutes drive from Chuns, the sweetest little longboard wave on the seven-mile miracle. 

Again, if the urge does strike to shoot rhinos, Laniakea is only a few minutes further along the Kam Highway. Waimea, of course, is ten minutes in the other direction, traffic permitting, which it rarely does in season.

The four-bed, four-bath three-thousand square feet “stoutly built masterpiece” at 61-237 Kamehameha Hwy sits on a 21k square feet lot. 

“With direct access to numerous world-class surf spots right out front, this property is an ocean enthusiast’s dream. This property is your gateway to some of the best fishing, surfing, and diving in the Hawaiian Islands. This home is being sold fully furnished and is move in ready. Make arrangements to see this beauty before its gone!”

Probs no super hurry, it’s been on the market for 122 days and the price just got slashed by three-hundred gees.