“With direct access to numerous world-class surf spots right out front, this property is an ocean enthusiast’s dream."
The owner of Waimea Bay’s Samurai House has squashed the rumour Hollywood funnyman and body positivist Jonah Hill had added the magnificent home to his collection of beachfront joints, which includes Hill’s epic new $15 million Malibu Colony residence.
“We plan to move back in early to mid 2023. We have no intentions of selling our home and never have.”
Shattering news for Hill who continues his search for the perfect North Shore pied-à-terre, although regular surf sessions with Sally Cohen, the dazzling longboarding sister of Jamie O’s girl Tina, have made the toil of house hunting a little easier to bear.
The latest joint on Hill’s list, according to our man on the ground, is a seven-million estate, beachfront, although lined with rocks not sand, a couple of minutes drive from Chuns, the sweetest little longboard wave on the seven-mile miracle.
Again, if the urge does strike to shoot rhinos, Laniakea is only a few minutes further along the Kam Highway. Waimea, of course, is ten minutes in the other direction, traffic permitting, which it rarely does in season.

“With direct access to numerous world-class surf spots right out front, this property is an ocean enthusiast’s dream. This property is your gateway to some of the best fishing, surfing, and diving in the Hawaiian Islands. This home is being sold fully furnished and is move in ready. Make arrangements to see this beauty before its gone!”
Probs no super hurry, it’s been on the market for 122 days and the price just got slashed by three-hundred gees.
The big news here is that the samurai house is available for squatting the next six months. Let’s have a get together !
We, the great unwashed of the comments section, salute you brave sir!
another celeb/pol demo-ing their eco-prowess while at the same time reducing their carbon footprint…and i’m the oxymoron!
Well I just bought the house for 30 pieces of bagged foam dust , even though the people thought it was some type of South American diet/motivating powder/strange times and I’m the aussiemoron!
them? footnotes
us? sources
us versus them…
ur now free to move ’bout the world.
https://youtu.be/zsd2KpXZgsE
you deserve a larger platform…or like the peeps, hope it blows over…
where is this? Junipero Serra’s home port?
Portugal or France?
old surfer mag spreader…
If I had Jonah money I most definitely don’t want to have to get into a car to go surf.
Johna is concurring the surfing celebrity, where the traffic is the juice. Next its a pink speedo at the celebrity golf tournament.
Burying the lede here. Jonah has kicked Sarah to the curb, and is now set to be JOB’s brother in law?
was that what it meant? Couldn’t decipher on my own…lol.
Jonah won’t go!
Yep, china boms and sea levels aint no thang.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous tells the truth.
Better than harion and crispy creme cremation of the soul. Get fat and sedated on celebrity trolls, in this guilt free box of toilet paper rolls. Wipe away runs of worry from your thighs with this soft and fluffy johna 2 ply. Recycle, reduce and reuse the script paper smeared with green shit. Till Tina spits in the face of fools and dreams of life on mars.
Another place with an unskateable pool.
Just what are these people thinking when they dig a square hole in the ground and expect it to be acceptable ?
And they want $7mil for it ?
What a swindle, it’s not worth a penny over $6,666,666.66
For that much money I want a basement full of ramps … I’m totally over the rain ruining my night time skate sessions
Got a board at 35 yrs old ,now the story can be told, beware hes a big fat kook
https://youtu.be/4QZtywRfgN4
Reminds me of the first time I did acid. So much fun till reality kicks in.
‘Zgactly!!!!
These sorts of pools should be ILLEGAL!!!
Edit: to be fair, that lanai looks pretty sweet for attaching a ramp to. Cut the balustrade off and whack some coping on. You could even set it up so you could do air practice into the pool instead of a ball pit.
Enough of Jewnah, Dez.
Ffs. No one gives a fuck.
DR’s new job could be a realestate agent on the eastern suburbs of Sydney I’m feeling with the amount of property stuff he is posting lately.