Set to inspirational music.
“We have not even had the biggest day in pro surfing yet and we’ve already eclipsed some of the most amazing milestones we’ve seen in the history of the sport. Already this has been the most consumed live digital audience in the history of professional surfing before this day has ever happened. We’re up 13.4%, precisely, we like precise numbers. We’re ahead of that before the biggest day in professional surfing.
The momentum of the Championship Tour, the World Surf League and professional surfing is real.”
-World Surf League CEO Erik Logan.
(Mic drop)
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Snake-oil salesman whose kookness has not yet peaked…
Get sweaty and rub nuts already, DR
I keep thinking that Elo has peaked in his corpo-kookiness and everytime he proves me wrong. His kook level has no limits
ELO Has A Cleansing Aura
If someone told you had a very pure aura, you’d probably think they’re some kind of a New Age hippie. But the fact is that you do.
A recent study has found that the oils on the human skin react with air-borne ozone. This reaction produces a field of air-cleansing molecules that constantly wafts about your body.
If you want to get technical, the aura is called an oxidation field. Scientists think that its purpose is to clean the air that we breathe.
But they’re not quite sure about that yet, and the oxidation field could have more sinister side effects. It might even turn certain compounds toxic as they enter the field.
The scientists say more research is necessary before they can fully understand what the oxidation field does and why. But nonetheless, we’re all shining things. (ODDEE)
https://www.oddee.com/wp-co…
standing O or sitting O?
https://giphy.com/clips/sou…
The only thing more cringeworthy than Elo and JMD posts are all the Arse lickers telling them how great they are.
Elo is an am amateur compared to the shit she posts.
Somewhere rabbit is rolling in his burrow
Didn’t know rabs and taj were a thing??
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His beard is better since he called in the pros but Elo, ffs do something about your nasal hair!
I would love to see any figures Elo states independently audited!
Is it just the final five surfing for one day or is it another three months extravaganza with non elimination rounds?
I’m 72.4% convinced he’s baiting BeachGrit directly with this shit.
To brag about such a low percentage?
C’arn. That’s a stitch up.
he’s just living to consume radically. he’ll doesn’t have any real understanding of the sea, so he’ll never get the spiritual side of it.
OM Fucking Groot!!!!!
I’m manifesting 1/2 ft onshore for entire window – maharashi effect – we can all do it!!
Sounds like a politician telling is how great a job they’re doing while the rest of us paddle for 2ft slop…
i can understand rusty/
today was epic!
Nothing says ‘surfing’ like a lectern does.
And mic stand.
Momentous occasions in world title history:
– Mark Richards wins his 4th consecutive world title
– Barton Lynch comes from the back of the field to clinch his first ever world title at maxing Pipeline
– Pauline Menczer claims a world title win while riddled with arthritis
– Andy Irons defeats Kelly Slater at the peak of his powers to win his 3rd world title
– Erik Logan increases digital consumption of an event by 13.4%
Bow your heads people, for we are in the presence of greatness
And you just know that he would be holding the exact same press conference with exactly the same level of excitement if it had been a 0.3% increase in whatever the fuck was being measured.
More surprised he didn’t round that up like a true CEO.
Imagine all the people…John Lennon