Robinson and his Gut Slider, with Tom Morey, inset, banging away in heaven. | Photo: Main photo Chris Hewgill/hewysurf_photography

Australian surfer reimagines Tom Morey’s iconic boogie board, dubs it ‘The Gut Slider’ and now miracles are afoot, “I’ve seen a guy who hasn’t been able to [stand-up surf] for years. He got on one of these things and was like 15 again.”

"I am on fire. I am dangerous, I am absolutely out of control.”

You’ll remember, of course, the death of surfing’s great gift to the world, the inventor Tom Morey, who died a couple of months after his eighty-sixth birthday, last October. 

Ol Tom exited blind and broke despite the outrageous success of the boogie board which had just celebrated its fiftieth anniversary. 

Morey invented the 4’6”, 23” wide foam boog in 1971; it was more than a toy for kids to hold onto in shorebreaks, he explained, this was a profound shift in waveriding. 

“For anybody to become a graduate of this planet,” Morey who would sell out of his Boogie biz four years later thereby missing the rivers of gold said, “it is essential that they learn to enjoy this activity.”

Now, an Australian surfboard shaper from the sweet little country town of Nambucca Heads, a few hours south of Byron, has put his tweak on the iconic lid and says miracles are afoot.

Keith Robinson, who is seventy-four, says he made his fibreglass“gut slider” so his sixty-seven-year-old buddy, Toni Jovancay, who was so tortured with hip pain he’d holstered his sticks, could get back into surfing. 

“As soon as I paddled out in North Valla, I immediately knew this was fantastic,” Jovancay told ABC. “If I didn’t have other things in life, I’d say it has changed my whole life.”

Two weeks on the GS and he says, “I am on fire. I am dangerous, I am absolutely out of control.” 

Robinson says he’s been making a couple of ‘em a week for surfers who’ve been hobbled by uncooperative ankles, knees, hips or for riding post-op.

Nambucca Heads photographer Chris Hewgill said, “I’ve seen a guy who hasn’t been able to [stand-up ride] for years. He got on one of these things and was like 15 again.”

I’m about three years away from one of these things, although better to be in the water than not at all, no?

Or better to quit and never return?

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Rumor: Industry insider declares World Surf League self-funded popular Make or Break show; “It’s like hiring a model to take to your reunion. Looks like you scored a hottie but it’s just bringing a working girl to the dance!”

Pretty woman.

One of the major World Surf League successes, in a historically successful year, was the glorious Make or Break, which aired on Apple TV to much acclaim and picked up for a second year. The “peek behind the Wall of Positive Noise” was loved by surf fans and others alike and the two groupings cannot wait for season two… except, is all as it seems? For a stunning new rumor from an impeccable industry insider declares our WSL actually funded the entire production as nothing more than an infomercial.

Per the source:

They were able to get it on the prestige platform by agreeing to hire the premium, high-end production company Box to Box but it is ONLY because the WSL is paying for the show that Apple picked it up. How expensive is this? Well, I believe it was 7 episode series last round, and in talking to a number of people about guessing — and it IS a guess — there’s no way the per episode production cost is less than $500,000, more likely in the $750,000 range. So at a bare minimum it’s an out-of-pocket cost of $3.5 million, and more likely $5,250,000 plus range for a season. I wouldn’t be shocked, btw, as others I talked to agree if the per episode cost was closer to million dollars. Also, according to my source, it’s because it’s free programming to Apple that there is a second season – not because it did particularly great, even if it was solid. It wasn’t numbers, it was that by using Box to Box, a premium and excellent production company, Apple agreed to this arrangement and as far as I know this hasn’t been disclosed anywhere, either by Apple or obviously the WSL. The whole campaign and pride, regularly boasted about by Logan in every interview is about being on this prestige platforms, but basically what you’re seeing is an infomercials which is why while there may be some semi controversial items (e.g. Wright’s woke politics) overall there are no true villains or controversy in the series. It’s the great Chinese Wall of Positive Noise!

The WSL paying for production dollars for Make or Break is like hiring a model to take to your reunion. Looks like you scored a hottie (e.g. Apple TV) but it’s just like bringing a working girl to the dance.

A house of cards?

Oh House of Cards was cancelled after star Kevin Spacey made allegedly naughty with the nerdy ginger from Dazed and Confused… so maybe?

More as the story develops.

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Race car superstar Lewis Hamilton heads to pal Kelly Slater’s recently scorned Surf Ranch ahead of Las Vegas Grand Prix, displays pure wicked gut bustin’ down the line speed!

Surf Rich.

Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, there in the methamphetamine-jazzed heart of Lemoore, came under much fire yesterday as an expert in the artificial wave technology space called its technology “defunct.” A real shocker sending the surf world reeling. As Derek Rielly reported, Skip Taylor, a Partner of Surf Park Management declared defunctness was the the reason there hadn’t been another Slater tank built since it’s unveiling in December 2015. “What happens time after time is once people start to dig into the financial feasibility and see the limited capacity, the large footprint of the venue, the scale of civil construction, and the awkwardness of the pool shape to build around, KSWC quickly gets dismissed in most cases.”

Well, I have had the joy of surfing there twice, and it is pure joy, and think there is one thing Taylor gets lightly wrong. Namely, Surf Ranch was never supposed to be for “The People™” what with financial feasibility, limited capacity, overall awkwardness. It is, rather, a place for the super rich and famous. A tank where each gorgeous wave costs a few thousand U.S. dollars and worth every penny for those who can afford.

Those like race car superstar Lewis Hamilton who just swung by ahead of the Las Vegas Grand Prix, set to run November 16 – 18.

Lewis’s net worth is estimated to be around $285 million.

Surf Rich.

But as you examine the follow cam in the second slide, tell me you aren’t drooling. Tell me you wouldn’t want to taste that plow power for yourself. How much would you pay for a 10 wave bundle? Be honest.

While you’re here, what are your overall thoughts about Formula 1? We’ve had some discussions in the past but I think I’d like to become a fan. The Vegas Grand Prix looks chic. Advice?

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“What happens time after time is once people start to dig into the financial feasibility and see the limited capacity, the large footprint of the venue, the scale of civil construction, and the awkwardness of the pool shape to build around, KSWC quickly gets dismissed in most cases.”

Surf world reels as expert reveals Kelly Slater wavepool “was obsolete the day it was unveiled” and likens famous tank to “Blackberry cell phone circa 2010”

"Much like Blackberry, KSWC pioneered a new technology. And like Blackberry, KSWC is stubbornly hanging onto its original blueprint."

If you ever have the good fortune to grace the fabled Kelly Slater wavepool in Lemoore, California, you will be awed by its size, the shore where the right extinguishes itself after one minute of riding barely able to be seen, even with squinted eyes.

I rode the joint in 2017, nine waves lassoed, and have yet to sight or command a wave, even close to as good.

Therefore, a terrific surprise this morning when a wavepool expert slammed the Kelly Slater Wave Co pool as “obsolete the day it was unveiled.”

Skip Taylor, a Partner of Surf Park Management told wavepool mag, the reason there hadn’t been another Slater tank built since it’s unveiling in December 2015 was that,

“What happens time after time is once people start to dig into the financial feasibility and see the limited capacity, the large footprint of the venue, the scale of civil construction, and the awkwardness of the pool shape to build around, KSWC quickly gets dismissed in most cases.”

Meanwhile, Wavegarden, Perfect Surf and Endless Surf, smaller, modular tech, dominate the market.

When the developers of that wild housing estate built around a pool near São Paulo, Praia da Grama and Boa Vista Village, looked at the various techs, they dug the Kelly pool but came to the same conclusion as everyone else, it don’t have the commercial potential of its rivals.

And that wild little double shot air combo? No way the Slater pool touches that. Surfers are already calling it the most high-performance wave on earth.

Author of the comprehensive story, Evan Quarnstrom, posits,

I liken the position of Slater’s pool to the Blackberry cell phone circa 2010.

Blackberry was a pioneer in the cell phone space and even the preferred option of then US president Barack Obama. They had an industry-leading 43% of the market share in the US at their peak.

Then came the iPhone with its touchscreen technology.

Blackberry insisted on sticking with a keyboard. Their complacency spelled the beginning of the end. After an initial aversion to transition with the market trends and a far-too-late attempt to enter the smartphone market, the Blackberry cell phone finally sputtered to an inevitable death with its final model in 2018.

Much like Blackberry, KSWC pioneered a new technology – in this case a wave that could mimic the power of the ocean. And like Blackberry, KSWC is stubbornly hanging onto its original blueprint. As markets demand a smaller pool with a higher wave rate, KSWC is sticking to its guns.

Read more here!

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Surfers are now very scared and busily affixing Shark Eyes stickers to the bottoms of their boards, digging SharkBanz bracelets out of closets, pondering moving away from the region altogether.

Shark terror hits San Diego area as swimmer attacked by Great White momentarily distracting local surfers from big dreams of love in the time of Emily Ratajkowski!

Yikes.

San Diego area surfers, not accustomed to much flare, have been in quite a state these past few weeks, swinging back and forth from wildly ecstatic to troubled and depressed then back again after it was first reported famous first daughter Emily Ratajkowski, newly single, was possibly dating Brad Pitt.

The actress, who hails from typically subdued Encinitas, was rumored to be carrying on with the handsomest man in Hollywood and typically taciturn locals began jibber-jabbering in the Swamis, Cardiff Reef, Beacons lineups about maybe catching a glimpse Pitt at Leucadia Pizza or Captain Kenos, trading notes, agreeing to stake out The Bier Garden at different times so as not to miss the star.

Alas, it turns out the rumors were false and traditionally happy locals fell into the depths of despair until realizing they themselves might just have a shot at EmRata. All cooperation instantly stopped as surfers began sizing each other up, flexing, back-paddling, trying to damage each other’s self-esteem.

Well, attention was snapped back to matters at hand, yesterday, as a swimmer was attacked by a Great White shark in neighboring Del Mar.

Per the local NBC affiliate:

The woman was treated at a hospital for puncture and laceration wounds to her upper right thigh, according to Jon Edelbrock, lifeguard chief for the city of Del Mar. She received stitches and is recovering.

The shark may have been a juvenile white shark, Edelbrock said, but officials are waiting for scientists to confirm that. Juvenile white sharks often swim in the waters off Del Mar’s shoreline.

A lifeguard spotted the woman and her friend, two long-distance swimmers, just after 10 a.m. as they were heading back to shore following a mile-plus (kilometer-plus) swim, Edelbrock said. Their strokes changed and the friend was waving his arms for help in the water a few hundred yards (meters) from the beach, but outside the surf zone.

Surfers are now very scared and busily affixing Shark Eyes stickers to the bottoms of their boards, digging SharkBanz bracelets out of closets, pondering moving away from the region altogether, Ratajkowski be damned, and setting up in less terrifying locales like Western Australia or Reunion Island.

Focused.

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