Mobile home in Malibu trailer park dubbed “world’s most expensive surf shack” lists for breathtaking four million dollars!

"Luxury with a touch of California surfer insouciance!"

Trailer parks aren’t the meth dens they used to be, at least if swinging ol Paradise Cove in Malibu, home to equality-in-surfing activist Minnie Driver, who keeps a little joint there painted mint green, Pamela Anderson, who dated the park’s electrician, and surf journalist Sam George, is an indication.

Built in the nineteen-fifties on eighty-five acres of classic Californian beachfront land, the park became the go-to for ocean-lovers who wanted affordable seclusion amid the craziness of Los Angeles.

As you’d expect, Paradise Cove has since been gobbled up, mostly, by actors, directors, LA’s monied set, although the occasional pauper like Sammy George squeezes his still pretty self into the milieu.

And amid all this is a mobile home, the world’s most expensive surf shack, reimagined by LA designer superstars Marmol Radziner in 2015, built into the hill of a cul-de-sac and without any immediate neighbours for a not entirely unreasonable $3.995 million dollars, although you still gotta pay almost two gees a month for the lot.

Good enough waves out front to bang around on, too.

As the realtor describes,

“This Marmol Radziner home in Paradise Cove is the ultimate coastal retreat, blending luxury and modern simplicity in one of Malibu’s most sought-after locations. Rustic barn wood adorns the exterior and a large push gate opens to a sanctuary surrounded by mature trees, drought-resistant succulents, and meticulously designed spaces.

“Inside, the home is appointed with James Perse furniture which is included in the sale. The living room boasts vaulted wood-beamed ceilings with a long center skylight, floor-to-ceiling windows, and stacking glass doors that connect to a wraparound deck. Casual living spaces gently lead to a dining area and well-equipped kitchen with a Thermador gas range, stainless steel appliances, and a breakfast bar. The spa-like bathroom features marble floors, a soaking tub, shower with a bench, dual vanities, and a water closet with a bidet. The primary bedroom overlooks the backyard and has a walk-in closet, vaulted wood ceilings, and corner sliding doors opening to a peaceful oasis. The backyard is completely enclosed and private with a large sun deck, outdoor dining area, gas fire pit, and bubbling fountain.

“At the rear of the property, there is a detached room that could be utilized as a guest bedroom, office, den, fitness/yoga studio, and more. Additional features include an outdoor shower, gated golf cart parking, and a laundry area with a sink. The property offers extremely low space rent of ~$1,786 to the new buyer and easy beach access to some of Malibu’s most beautiful sandy beaches, coves, and surf. Perfectly designed in one of Malibu’s most exclusive beachside communities, this is a truly rare opportunity.”

97 Paradise Cove Road, Malibu
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tim_nelsen

crashed chounaird’s tennis court…

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Sellme fitzgobbins

You got me with bidet ! I’m in , nothing like a freshly washed cornhole before hitting the dribbly Californian waves ! Mericans ! They really do luxury right

Gil Gunderson

Maybe if it was a yurt. Love me a good yurt

tim_nelsen

showcase model home described by the soCal ultra as: “Livin’ Off The Grid…” these are the folks telling us to save water, energy, minimize foot prints, don’t eat meat, save the reef, recycle, etc. but they have trouble with ‘Loving Thy Neighbor.” Minnie and the old dude next door are in a pending lawsuit ’cause they haven’t figured out where the property line is…

exercise extreme due diligence when dealing with these fucktards.

Skippy

As a former yoga teacher (Bikram) and studio owner, I couldn’t agree more. I will NEVER do anything yoga related EVER.

Sean Connery

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

27 Million views. I am gonna be generous and say 25% of those were for the yoga.

RQ.

😂

tim_nelsen

for digging in real deep, try yogahub, youyoga, xxxyogahamster…for a minute or 2 of pleasure. then get on for the rest of your normal day.

thanksdude

How about dropping 4 sticks and then having the land lease pulled from under you a few years down the track. Happened to my family at El Morro. Sure is fun to go there now and see an empty parking lot 90% of the year and and a pop-up tent complete with family from Riverside eating KFC and drinking 40’s where our place used to sit…… Go California!

Skippy

Nothing more pretentious than the home “yoga studio”, god I hate rich people sooooo much.

Occ Topus

No, you simply envy them.

Sean Connery

If I was thinking about buying it I would ring up the realtor ahead of time and tell he,she,they, them that I am very interested but that is not a yoga studio, that is a man cave and that is how you will refer to it when my wife and I come to view. Please replace the yoga matts with a mini fridge and a Budweiser sign from the early 90’s before we get there. Neon preferred. Thanks.

tim_nelsen

I’d just to the ol reliable question for the realtor: “Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Please let him out!”

Skippy

A dart board is a must.

Stick man

Expensive Tinder Box… Buy Here. Here. and Here.

AI (for ever) .

Stunning home but what a wild fire trap!

I’d be shocked if you could insure it.

Location, location, fire trap

notsurfingtoday

I’d say even riskier as the in-house electrician seems easily distracted by voluptuous residents. Can’t blame him though, story of a lifetime.

tim_nelsen

plumbers, painters, gardeners, delivery truck drivers, shamans & sages…

tim_nelsen

yep. the only escape route is a deer trail…


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