Surf virtuoso who cried for three days following backlash to WSL joke silences former Pipe Master (again) with latest knuckle-duster-in-your-face performance at Pipeline, “The dude will be savaged! He will be crying! He’s got a big mouth!”

"Let’s see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up and put up or shut up!”

You’ll remember, last year, when the great Shaun Tomson, a man who redefined backside tuberiding at Pipeline in 1975, slammed the Australian surfer Noa Deane for his since redacted anti-WSL stance.

“I’d love to see these wildcards, you know, the big mouths like Noa Deane, big mouth, I want to see that dude, give him a wildcard at ten-foot Pipe,” Tomoson said on the podcast, The Boardroom. “I want to see Noa Deane with his big mouth come up against Italo Ferreira and let’s see what happens… the dude will be savaged! He will be cryyyyying… with his body… he will be flayed. The guy’s got a big mouth and never stops whining about the WSL. Let’s see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up and put up or shut up!”

It was a silly thing to say, even for mouthy ol Shaun, as it was only three years previous when Noa took down world champ John John Florence at the Volcom Pipe Pro… at ten-foot Pipeline.

Now, more sand in the face for the sixty-seven-year-old Tomson after a hall-of-fame day at Pipeline yesterday afternoon in which we saw Noa galloping madly for the finish line on one of the waves of the day.

Noa, who is twenty-eight, will also compete as an invitee as this year’s Van Pipe Masters.

 

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Waterproof Polo

Shaun with the boomer energy here.

Foamie Homie

Shaun is a bitter old man that’s scared of change.

tim_nelsen

sean is a certified patagonia-ized assbassador

astro

Pppfffftt.

Abscessed Llama

positioning and seeing the outside fin on a committed bottom turn tends to say more than words.!

Stick man

Shut-up Shaun… you don’t Noa shit and you’re not the Dean of Surfing…bru.

Travis Edgar

Christ on a Cracker!.. faarkin Yaarppies..noa rips so did suan

Stick man

That’s it…Specialty Heat: Shaun Tomson vs. Noa Dean at Vans Pipe Masters in pumping Pipe. Solved.

Travis Edgar

Thats it Thats all!

JSC

There’s a drone in that image –

Stick man

Hey mind drone business!

FL Skunk Ape

Who is Tomoson?

Stick man

#squaresurfboards

Eesha Williams

the article says it was 10 foot but in the video Noa says it was 2 foot — looks like a weak 5 foot to me in the video

Blade

3 brazzo chumps suddenly withdraw from vans pipe invitational…… due to injury
What’s wrong with these soft cocks , too worried no points on the line . Too worried the format will completely expose lesser known free surfers as far superior heavy water surfers . Harry Bryant surfing with a farkin broken foot or something….. disgraceful

bob

Can’t deny Gabby or Italos charger chops, Fillipe knows how he can win a world title and it aint at solid pipe, never will be. It’s a long year and smart not to get hurt before it starts, 2/3 will “get sendy” when it counts. Not a lot of reasons to get hurt before the tour starts proper besides to score some man points.

Blade

Disagree ,Medina doesn’t love charging nor does Italo, they are a different breed ,bit gutless by their talent standards … Every east coast town has a fifty yo shredder yet once over solid four foot seemingly vanish. These 2/3 are on a higher plane of that same ….character ( very hard to Truely respect for mine…Complete lack of earnest desire to have 12 ft pipe with 4 out .
That’s not what a pure surfer is

Blade

The whole system needs reconfiguring ,mateus heardy was like a deer in headlights at 10 ft Haleiwa….Rodrigues looked like a spaz claiming 6 point rides…..please Red Bull buy surfing run events at tombstone type waves 6 ft minimum

RS

Medina and Italo charge. Who knows whether they love it or not. Both have won Pipe, and Medina has won Teahupoo twice.

channelbottom

I’ve got No ah Dea what the fuss is about.

Eesha Williams

Well said, Mi. Thank you.

Chad Lebrone

The wildest thing about this story is that Brian Bielmann, a legendary photographer whose career has spanned almost the entirety of the professional surfing era, has never heard of Noa Deane.

Stick man

lol…Right? On Insta saying what’s his Insta? Dude there’s a search bar just start typing his name and surely it’ll come up before you even finish…

Sean Connery

Deep down he would trade all of his competitive success to have just started Gotcha.

Stick man

Good Instinct…

Travis Edgar

You Gotcha believe yu Instintcts bru!

Low wide stinkbug stance

Wasnt that his brother?

Sean Connery

Cousin I believe

diamond chief

Jew think???

Beef & Beer

Oh yeah, that’s the guy who said

“If ya wanna be a fool, leave school
If ya wanna surf hot, don’t smoke pot”

That’s almost all I know about the prawn.

Can’t remember why though…

Working Class Hero

ST revolutionized the poo stance. Probably got stuck like that shitting bricks trying not to come unstuck at da Pipeline.

Low wide stinkbug stance

I authorize this post!

diamond chief

A south African loudmouth…..definition of a redundant phrase

Lemon Next to the Pie

Fuck STI. (That’s how I got it in the first place…)

Travis Edgar

Fuck yeah brah.. you le Mon!

Travis Edgar

Pass it on…

Mapski

Darrel Bodge.


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