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A lost art. Photo: Eastern Promises.
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Oahu enforcer charged with harassment and second-degree terroristic threatening: “He was calling me all these racial slurs telling me because I’m haole, and I’m white I’m not allowed to be at this beach because this is where his ancestors are!”

It's hard out there for a local.

Any surfer who knows anything about anything knows that the practice of “localism” has changed drastically during the past few decades. Certain waves used to have reputations and outsiders were not welcome, infractions in the water were dealt with through or threats of violence.

Waxed windshields. Broken fins. Busted teeth.

And nowhere did this way of life, hierarchy of respect, present itself more poetically that on the Hawaiian islands. From Kauai to Oahu, Maui to the Big One, keeping folk in line was a way of life and time honored tradition. Those who didn’t belong in lineups didn’t paddle out, or if they did, and failed to learn the consequences of their mistake naturally, would be taught on the beach by men with names that struck fear.

Well, times have shifted and now we have influencers attempting to decapitate locals at Pipeline with no penalty.

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Cop calling Gogganses creating a free-for-all hell.

One brave man on Oahu’s west side, though, decided to buck the trend of worrying about lawyers this and lawsuits that and enforce the traditional way.

Samson Souza, or Brother Sam, is a native Hawaiian who posted up on Makua Beach six months ago after becoming infuriated by vans full of tourists coming to swim with dolphins. A sign declares “No Commercial Activity,” but was not being policed, and so Brother Sam took it upon himself.

“Swimming with the dolphins, which is against the law. They take pictures of this place and some of them put it on their websites and make money off of it,” he told Hawaii News Now.

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Visitor Emily Silge heard about his quest, though, and became real mad. “Well, I had heard there was a guy down at Makua threatening people so immediately pulled right up next to them and got out my car and said you cannot be threatening people. He was calling me all these racial slurs telling me because I’m haole, and I’m white I’m not allowed to be at this beach because this is where his ancestors are.”

A few other similar instances led the Honolulu prosecutor to charge Brother Sam with harassment and second-degree terroristic threatening. He now must appear in court on Dec. 28 and get all in trouble and stuff.

Quick question. Is “haole” really a racial slur?

But also, David Lee Scales had a wonderful idea that the homeless population encamped on many west side beaches should be shipped to the North Shore this winter so they can do the enforcement in return for being sheltered in the Volcom House. A good idea but will Brother Sam’s charging negatively affect the roll-out?

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Possibly.

We discussed various plans plus the new, reimagined Pipe Masters on this week’s chat, in any case.

Worth a listen.

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fatshamer

sucked in to this fat wannabe joke of cunt. hope he does some hard time and gets his bum fucked with a toliet brush daily.
and yeah, this “Hawaiian” racism to Caucasians has got to be called out.
if a white guy tells an african he’s not welcome in a restaurant it’s a big racist deal. as it should be. but if some fatass mixed brown skin tells a white person they can’t use a public beach you have morons think thats okay? get a fucking brain.
hundreds of years ago the brittish empire did some shit things. but hundreds of years later it doesn’t give a bunch of losers the right to be nasty to people. particularly when your papa moved to oahu from a shithole mainland city in the first place.

tim_nelsen

CoCoHo sammie: tuna melt with cheese. pickle.

Sean Connery

Words I live by when leaving my white privilege habitat. Actually within as well but I’m a bit of a puss.

ValiantScorn

You live closer to better ganja than hawaii. The triangle is fuego!

samwaters

You think localism was bad a ways back—I think the pandemic brought it to a whole new level in da Islands… I think everyone got a taste again of what Hawaii used to be like, before rental cars, surfboard rentals, suntan oil, tourists at your local beach, fancy expensive restaurants, sky high real estate prices—tourists poking da Honu,—etc., etc. etc.—and nobody wanted to see it go back to pre-pandemic levels— there were some bad vibes when tourists started coming over again.
Plenty bad….even for da local haole community…..

ValiantScorn

Yeah, they saw what it was like before their own parents came over from ohio, and raised the hawaii flag…

samwaters

Na, most da transplants (except da snow-birds) from coastal area…..haole go home…..

samwaters

PS
no think da locals too stoked on da mods either—tryin alway tell them what dey can say-not say……

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Bambaclaat

c4

I miss Party Pete.

tim_nelsen

was nearly speechless today, will write ’bout it later…on-the-line-ordering a Lightnin Bolt ’cause I bought a Wildcard…love, Griff

JSC

Is “haole” really a racial slur?

It depends on how you use it.

Describing a person as a “Haole” is not considered to be complimentary, but it is not specifically racist or derogatory.

Describing a person as a “fucking Haole” most definitely is insulting and intended to be a racist insult.

Fig Jam

Verbs are cool

J H

I’ve said it in these comments a million times…

I’ve spent a lot of time at Kaena Point and always found the locals to be great.

But, despite popular opinion, I am not a complete asshole so it’s easy to be nice to people when you are visiting their homes.

It really is that simple.

AI (for ever) .

Amazing how simple it is!!!

But cunts gotta be cunts wherever they go, that’s the issue!

tim_nelsen

OFF WITH YOUR SANDALS!

J H

Rubbah Slippahs!!!

Damn Haoles….

Chief Hot stuff

Talking about surf brands.
This poddy is a shot bird.

The Bitchy Crab

Bouldering instead of surfing?
Sounds great

tim_nelsen

factotum, brother…here too for a short period. Big Island…

astro

Anyone else give up on the live contest thread ?
I got waiting for approval and then basically nothing. No comments were updating nothing. Tried refreshing, rebooting … nada last comment showing is from Yomar about an hour ago.
We broke Diqus !!!???!!!
But more likely it’s the brokenarse server hosting BG….

tim_nelsen

thought it was just my narcissistic self whereby I blasted out Ho gave me an erection on that fine backside rube! then sis CoCo spoke…lavender

J H

Mason and Bal…my dream team.

tim_nelsen

the remarkable talent at the pipe EXPOSED TODAY…(from a talent SCOUT)…”they’re not in it for the money…” said the booth…luau tonight…for the tribe!

J H

But the money doesn’t hurt…

AI (for ever) .

I’m waiting for Tom Curren to surf

Billy Hunt

C’mon, Raheem spent weeks scouring the back streets of Dehli looking for those hard drives to build our server … a little namaste would go a long way astro (if that really is your name) …

astro

O’Course it’s my name.
No other cunt here is called astro.
No namaste for any shit servers. No need for crap these days or shit hosting plans for that matter.

Billy Hunt

Wassup Astro … why so grumpy … run outta reefer or someting … let’s go glass some cunts, that’ll cheer ya up

NEGATRON

Just teething problems via Disqus’s with their new format.

astro

Yea, thought so but hey, any chance to insult and sow fud is good with me …
Hahahahar

ValiantScorn

Back in the day, pro surfers were the homeless people on North shore…..

tim_nelsen

this is a test of the BG emergency broadcast system…1, 2, 3…

AI (for ever) .

Fuck the broadcast system,
Oh wait, someone already did

tim_nelsen

cough it up V!

Faketits

David Lee Scales’s opinion on absolutely anything surf…..LOL

JOB's second chin

He is the male Karen given form

Barrelled

First off, pretty sure this turd of a cunt is a resident of Oahu not a visitor (at least she was a resident, probably not anymore).
And she was looking for trouble by this statement “Well, I had heard there was a guy down at Makua threatening people so immediately pulled right up next to them….” Fuck this cunty kuntard. You go down there looking for trouble and proceed to get charges placed against this guy. For what? You also bought yourself a ticket off the island I would assume. Won’t be fun place to live after doing this shit to a local.
Note Chas-I used the word local as opposed to native as I have no idea if this guy is just a dark skinned fatass or if he actually has native Hawaiian blood. Pretty sure Souza is Portugeuse so maybe he’s just pretending to be Hawaiian as many dark skinned people do in the islands.

AI (for ever) .

In my experience aloha is very much alive in the islands.
The more respect you give the more you receive.
The real locals get such a shit deal but are still some of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Unless you act like a cunt, then expect the beat down you deserve

The Bitchy Crab

“Native”

AI (for ever) .

“Creative “

Low wide stinkbug stance

Wirh a surname “souza” is he really native?


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