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Three-time world champion surfer reignites decade-old jiujitsu blood feud with Kelly Slater in explosive new interview, “You’re embarrassing yourself! You’re embarrassing surfing!”

"(Slater) was putting a blue belt on and he was literally doing it because he didn’t want to look like a white belt. And in this sport, that is the corniest thing you could ever do."

The three-time world longboard champion and jiujitsu black belt Joel Tudor has breathed new life into his wild decade-old blood feud with the world’s greatest athlete Kelly Slater.

If you’re of a certain age, you’ll recall the ancient blood feud between the pair from 2015 when Slater appeared in a photograph at jiujitsu gym wearing a blue belt.

Tudor, who owns the Surfight Jiujitsu academy in Del Mar, California, was enraged by the photo.

“Crock of shit – the guy has been wearing a blue belt for years in pics and always made excuses when I would call him on it! If he wants his belt , tell him to go sign up and put in the work like everybody else who starts at white and goes through hell to graduate to blue – anybody on here talking shit to me more than likely doesn’t train and has zero clue about Jiu Jitsu.”

For those who don’t know, or care, the blue belt is the second rung in the jiujitsu ladder, white, blue, purple, brown and black, and takes at least two years of training five days a week to achieve.

Now, in an interview with Dave Scales on the Surf Splendor podcast, Tudor, who is forty-six, has reprised the famous feud explaining,

“In the jiujitsu world belts are fucking important and how people earn ‘em is super important. The hardest belt to earn is white to blue because you get fucking destroyed in the process to do it, the whippings you take is nothing you’ll ever forget. (Slater) was putting a fucking blue belt on and he was literally doing it because he didn’t want to look like a white belt. And in this sport, dude, that is the corniest fucking thing you could ever do. And we’re friends so I was just telling him, dude, you know how legitimate I am in this shit, you realise how fucking corny that is that you’re doing. You’re embarrassing yourself, you’re embarrassing surfing. You know how many surfers have gone through the wringer to their belts? It’s kind gnarly.”

Tudor then described the hoots of derision Slater would receive in his Surfight gym “if I explained to everybody, what if somebody gave themselves a blue belt?”

The famous flickering pointed tongue comes out and Tudor hisses,

“They’re gonna get smashed! They’d have a target on their heads!”

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Beachnative

Tudor is a dick with little media coverage other than being an asshole. He can’t ride a short board to save his life but has won for riding a wheelchair on a surfboard. Gramps needs to back off the GOAT and focus on what makes himself better not trashing someone for attention. Then again his attention whoring is legendary. Next he’ll say he identifies as a non binary bookend and smokes crazy glue.

Gino

I have no problem with a person smoking weed, but if the weed is what made the age like he did, I reckon he is a walking don’t do drugs ad.

Dave Prodan's Sad Voice

How dare anyone give Joel a platform to defame our lord and savior Kelly Slater? We as the arbiters of the sport have doth banished him. I would like to acknowledge that this comment was written on the ancestral homeland of Jesse Miley Dyer before she got fat.

Walter

It’s about who’s having more fun in the ring

Ed M

Washed it with those blue towels again

Greg Shark

Mine from shukokai and other goju ryu and I dont give a fuck what belt the goat wears…

Greg Shark

Tudor is a prick anyway. Too full of himself. Who gives a flying fuck if the belt is blue white or pink

Hal Fedead

Silly, silly slater, silly Tudor whining, it’s all perfect for this gossip rag narcissistic blog thing. I get suckered into opening this trash for some reason now and then so let’s all whine together.

ValiantScorn

He has a lot of embarrassment he’s trying to erase from back in the day!

ValiantScorn

I remember when the old guys would stand up for boney boy tudor. He was this stick figure that NOBODY liked, ’cause he surfed ships.

Before all you millennial jiu jitsu discoverers found your little world, badasses have been training secretly in dojos for decades. But go ahead, get dressed in your “look at me gi” with all your embroidered attention whore crap. Then put the pictures on your instanarcissismgram account, so people might think you’re tough. And for this worm to be complaining about it, is vomit worthy.
Tudor used to be so scared of dago mob, I’ve seen him run.

Hal Fedead

Great response. As men we battle with insecurities and some mask it with lies, shit talk and ego. However, today with media and narcissism mixed you get people like this forgetting humbler beginnings and deserve to be reminded. Social media is an immediate outlet for peoples hypocrisy and narcissism. Perfect for this trash blog thing ha

Barrelled

Down voting posts is right behind

John Non John

So much cursing from longboard guy.

Andrew Nominous

Joel gives stoner’s a bad rep. I’m 60 next month and he looks older than me

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I got the JC Penney Miyagi dojo one.

Stick man

gonna shorten his name to ‘El and run for office?

Stick man

Joeljitsurf

Stick man

TM.

FelipesFrontFoot

Joeljitsurfight

OriginalJud

Jiu jitsu is gay

terence flanagan

You’d know darling

Brutus

FFS it’s merica , go and get a fucken gun!

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Gino

That’s why they call it dope

Stick man

They/Them

Jimmy the Saint
Phat-wan kerr

More corny than a sponsorship logo on your Bath robe?

Stick man

More Corn Division


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