Barbarian days.
Florida wildlife officials are desperately seeking surfer help with identification after a wave camera captured footage of a man appearing to beat a shark to death with a hammer and then parade its lifeless body around the beach. The man, who seems to be middle-aged with a classic surfer, maybe SUPer, mop, blue sleeveless shirt and blue trunks was said to be fishing when he hooked a larger shark and proceeded to bust his skull in with a series of decisive blows.
While the act may not have been illegal, if the shark had been fried up and served alongside chips, the viciousness of the killing is being questioned, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission investigating “potential resource violation,” while local news broadcasters horrified, warning viewers at home to shield their young children’s eyes.
Brutal.
But if you were watching your local wave cam and saw this bashing of brains out of a toothy fish, would you become enraged and do your best to see the perpetrator brought to justice or would you simply shrug and sigh, “To each his own…”?
What if you lived in Florida where it must be imagined all sorts of funny business is regularly caught during surf checks?
Between the poor surfer caught in Huntington Beach and this, the coming war between surfers and fishermen appears to be growing nearer.
Where will you cast your lot when it begins in full?
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Get him a Dragons jersey
Don’t be a fucking idiot. Check.
Now you’re all set for a trip to da aina.
Hard to watch. Why just kill it if you aint gonna at least honour the beast it by eating. This cunt needs a hammer to smash his face, not too many brain cells at risk it would seem. Given it’s a Florida thing, perhaps a little ditty by Cannibal Corpse will say it best.
https://youtu.be/7VEzEeMz1V…
This is the best thing I’ve seen/heard on BG in a while
Off topic – just wanted to wish everybody a great Christmas – if you’re old testament I’m sure the revelation will happen real soon!
revelation?
I definitely love to beat that fish! From the front, back, and some other rad positions!
a nod is as good as a wink, to a blind man…bring out the barbie, it’s shark taco month…or just teach a man to fish, with a baseball bat…
After spending years fly fishing in the Sierra’s and bashing beautiful fishes heads in with rocks, I started letting all fish go a while back.
givin back to the eco-system…and stealin protein from the community…
I was wondering what Jeremy Flores was doing these days!
Working as an elf for a department store Christmas display
He has to do that every time he paddles out R______ island…multiple times.
Don’t do that shit in the Islands. Your beating someone’s ancestor’s head in with a hammer. Big slaps coming in that case.